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Grapefruit is really good with equal parts Splenda and salt, but still super hard to eat.

Why are blogs called "blogs" and not wlogs?

Why is Anok a ninja? Why not a robot or a pirate?

Why are The Simpsons yellow?

...any thoughts on these?

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  1. Shiley
    The Anok one I think I can answer. She does a lot of protest and when she goes she covers her face so her face isn't plastered everywhere. We just all asume she is a ninja and she doesn't mind she just kinda likes it.
    1. Anok
      But I do know Ninjitsu, a little bit
  2. ender
    why do we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?
  3. aningeniousname
    Anok is not a Ninja she is a bloody communist hell bent on global domination! The sooner people realise this and "out" her for what she is the safer the world will be. Same goes for that agitator Daniel 23143543 or whatever his name is.
    1. timethief
      Arrrggghh! Get back you uncouth aardvark, lest I be tempted to direct my kick boxing skills towards your tender bits.
      Silly fool we women are all in this together. It's a conspiracy.
    2. Anok
      I'm going to get you for that, Anin! I don't know what I'm going to do, but I'm sure it will involve sicking TT on you!

      And minions. There will be minions.....

      How do aardvarks feel about cats?
    3. ekim941
      @Anok, you could send the fleas of a thousand bison his way.
    4. Anok
      I don't have any bison, or fleas for that matter
    5. kdawg68
      Communist? Is that why she's always going on about sharing blog link love? Bloody sharing communists!
  4. offendedblogger
    I believe I may have started the Anok is a ninja rumor, believe it or not.
    1. aningeniousname
      She is not a Ninja she is a bloody troublemaker and so are you.
    2. offendedblogger
      I am not! Take it back or I will burn this whole place to the ground.
    3. aningeniousname
      I think you both should be banned because your both agitators. You come at it from two sides one blond, one brunette but both dangerous opponents of big government and the freedom of men.
    4. offendedblogger
      Hey, I believe men should be free to do what they're told!

      For some reason, mine just laughs at me when I try to boss him around.
    5. alexmcone
      wait wait ... who's the brunette ?
  5. jaffermaniar
    In an interview, Mat Groening said he wanted to play a joke on viewers, assuming the "yellow" people would make them think something is wrong with their TV
  6. Anok
    I'm only a pirate when no one is looking, sheesh!

    Besides, the ninja gear is so much more comfy. Just like PJ's

    But I agree on the grapefruit thing. Damn fruit is too hard to eat. Why would nature create such a tease?
    1. Anok
      Shit, I was going to do a doodle like that for Claire! Hehehehe.
    2. kdawg68
      The pirate appears to be facing imminent castration.
  7. EeHai
    Yellow yellow happy fellow...
    Maybe Simpson is a happy fellow..
  8. kdawg68
    -Homer spends most of his time drinking at Moe's - hence his kidneys are failing.

    - grapefruit is neither grape, nor fruit like. Instead it's like a sour alien brains - the kind you'd find after a good alien raping.

    - Anok is a ninja because the aliens stole her gladatorial armor. All she had left were her black long johns. She actually did spend time as the 5th Drad Pirate Robert - but gave that lifestyle up when she discovered men become quite smelly after being at sea for months on end. That and the scurvy she was developing from lack of grape fruit.
    1. ender
      *snort*
  9. robertstevenson
    If we can explore mars, study the bottom of the ocean, and transmit posts at the speed of light all over the world, why can't we feed the hungry?

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