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Thegoodknife answers all your questions about your Blogrank:

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  1. thegoodknife
    the word 'enhancement' makes me think or those viagra spam e-mails.
    1. MadameX
      That's exactly what I opened this thread to say! Somehow, I suspect it wasn't an accident.
    2. Shiley
      I think he still has our shout to shout convo on his mind.
    3. thegoodknife
      i am so firing ekim as my publicist. where is NINE?
    4. ekim941
      What?? Look at all the attention it's getting.
    5. ekim941
      Umm, Daniel, do I get a severance package?
    6. aningeniousname
      From enhancement to severance! This has took an unwelcome turn.
    7. Anok
      NO! It got my attention RAWR!

      Oh, yeah, good post by the way. I had no idea that frequency of blog posts (or lack thereof) affected blogrank. Now I know why my rank slipped a bit it was that darn hiatus I took!
  2. kevingoodman
    Interesting. We have had some interesting discuessions about those who have thousands of friends and have joined thousands of neiborhoods.
  3. ThriftShopRomantic
    This is good information to have. Still a bit cryptic, o Yodas of BC, but obviously there are legit reasons for that.
  4. pointlessbanter
    I thought you just had to sleep with the staff to increase your rank.

    Wow... I have totally been going about this the wrong way.
    1. thegoodknife
      I left that tip off, but yes, buttering up the staff is a sure fire way to 'enhance' your rank. keep doing what you do!
    2. ekim941
      Does coming up with clever promotional titles do anything?
    3. MadameX
      It does wonders on Digg. Maybe you could market your services over there.
    4. ekim941
      I should write an article about "Super glue poodle birth control" and take you out of the number one spot on google
    5. MadameX
      Actually, you already TOOK me out for "superglue your poodle" with your BC thread.

      And I'm pretty pissy about it...that was a high-revenue term for me.
    6. crkian
      Still number 1 when I view google and poodle glue birth control has moved to the top of page 2
    7. ekim941
      Pfft, look at all the traffic you got from that thread.

      I think you owe me a box of donuts.
    8. MadameX
      Real women don't buy doughnuts. I'll back you some cookies.
    9. ekim941
      Umm, real men Bake cookies for themselves.

      I can't make Crispy cremes though
    10. MadameX
      You CAN'T?

      And here I thought you were kind of like MacGyver...
    11. ekim941
      even McGuiver can't make crispy cremes due to trademark laws. I think I could make crunchy cremes.
    12. MadameX
      Oh, good save. I was on the verge of feeling very disillusioned.
    13. ekim941
      How do you like that McGuiverism. I used words to find a way out
  5. lordiwanttobewhole
    awwww....I feel enhanced after reading that article!
  6. Bradley310
    My enhancement is pretty average so I'd rank it a 5.
  7. Bradley310
    Thank you thegoodknife for the article and ekim for pointing it out.
    1. ekim941
      Thank you. At least SOME ONE appreciates my promotional skills.

      I thought this might get some attention because it sounds like the opposite of deodorant. Should get "Curiosity Clicks" at least.
  8. DocKC
    Awesome link! I learned a lot!
  9. timethief
    @thegoodknife
    Comment posted.
    1. thegoodknife
      wow, longest comment ever. I'm going to need a few hours to re-read and process it. Thank you though, my only loyal reader.
    2. timethief
      You're welcome. Good writing deserves meaningful comments.
  10. kevingoodman
    can it be purchased?
    1. ekim941
      A cheaper alternative is to stop showering

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