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Ratings War!

Posted by offendedblogger • 9/26/08 • Subscribe to this Discussion [RSS] • Report This Topic
Topics: blog catalog ratings, gold stars, meaning of life, offendedblogger

Now I am not bragging, I am just sayin'...

www.offendedblogger.com has:

87.5 overall rating
9.95 out of 10 rating on my 113 reviews (yes ONE HUNDRED AND THIRTEEN!)
4.5 gold star rating

I won't even go into my non-Blog Catalog ratings, I don't want to offend you.

Soooo... what are yours here??

Come on, throw down..

User Comments

9/26/08

offendedblogger

Oh and don't think you can pop in here, see my stellar ratings and then go try to lower them without me knowing either...

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9/26/08

offendedblogger

Because I can see your avatar you know...

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9/26/08

ekim941

Not bragging, Huh?

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1. 9/26/08
  
  offendedblogger
  
  Nope, just stating the facts, sir.
  
  Jealous much?
2. 9/26/08
  
  ekim941
  
  Nope, jealousy is for the insecure.
  
  Besides, I have similar ratings, they don't mean anything.
3. 9/26/08
  
  offendedblogger
  
  Yes, they are completely meaningless in the bigger scheme of things. Much like erectile dysfunction.
  
  But you brag about THAT constantly. WTF?!
4. 9/26/08
  
  ekim941
  
  I swear it only happens around you.
5. 9/26/08
  
  offendedblogger
  
  Sure, that's what you told Elaine.
  
  We talk you know.
6. 9/26/08
  
  ekim941
  
  Hey, I can't help it if I have a fetish for Aardvarks. You ladies just don't measure up.
7. 9/26/08
  
  offendedblogger
  
  Shhhhh! People are watching us. Put the aardvark away, ekim sheesh!!
9/26/08

TheBigRuski

I find your bragging offensive!

Also, please list sources. Stop evangelizing in the name of offending. Stop having an agenda. Consider moving to Canada. Denounce offensive forces. Can I troll you?

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1. 9/26/08
  
  offendedblogger
  
  STOP FOLLOWING ME AND EVANGELIZING SHEESH!!!!!!
  
  For Christ's sake, Ruski.
2. 9/26/08
  
  TheBigRuski
  
  Stop it! You're married!
3. 9/26/08
  
  offendedblogger
  
  Yes but we practice an alternative lifestyle. He worships mother nature and I, uh, heh. I'll email you pictures.
4. 9/26/08
  
  TheBigRuski
  
  Stop feeding on my fleshly desires! I'll stop with the old self.
5. 9/26/08
  
  offendedblogger
  
  Are you lobbing personal attacks on old people now? Where in your bible gives you the right to do this??
  
  Heh.
  
  I should report you to crotchety-old-man-yells-at-cars.blogspot.com
6. 9/26/08
  
  TheBigRuski
  
  Nope, I was talking about myself in another lifetime!
7. 9/26/08
  
  offendedblogger
  
  WHOA NOW! Are you insinuating that reincarnation is biblical??
  
  I should call the ACLU on you for impeding on my civil rights to believe otherwise.
9/26/08

offendedblogger

OH! And I forgot to add that:

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1. 9/26/08
  
  offendedblogger
  
  Now THAT is important information, they should add it here at this ratings rich Blog Catalog.
2. 9/26/08
  
  gmoney
  
  I could feed 50 Ethiopians
3. 9/26/08
  
  offendedblogger
  
  I could too if I wasn't such a greedy biotch bwahahaha.
4. 9/26/08
  
  sellytapgirl
  
  Created by OnePlusYou - Free Dating
9/26/08

TheBigRuski

wropng spot

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9/26/08

ekim941

comment removed by the community.

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1. 9/26/08
  
  offendedblogger
  
  Whoa now, that crosses the line into offensive and we can't have that here, you know the rules.
  
  I AM TELLING ON YOU!!!
  
  OK, not really, that is frigging hilarious I am stealing it. Nothing in the rules about stealing!!
2. 9/26/08
  
  ekim941
  
  Hey now, that's not nice. Jesus used to be standing on some rocks but the vet said they had to go. Don't steal the rest of my dog too.
3. 9/26/08
  
  offendedblogger
  
  Um, where are his testicles? What sort of inhumane human are you??!!!!
4. 9/26/08
  
  ekim941
  
  One taco is enough, I don't worship you THAT much.
  
  Although I could start my own little army of Ekiminions and take over BC.
  
  Bwahahaha!!!
5. 9/26/08
  
  offendedblogger
  
  I'm your huckleberry.
9/26/08

ThriftShopRomantic

Meh. You'll just all have to go to my profile and see. And then click through to my blogs.

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1. 9/26/08
  
  offendedblogger
  
  YOU HAVE A BLOG?!!
2. 9/26/08
  
  ThriftShopRomantic
  
  Oh BLOG. I thought you said DOG. Because my dogs Nero and Mr. Snausages are VERY highly rated in their competitions.
3. 9/26/08
  
  offendedblogger
  
  Ugliest dog competition?? Jenn, that is cruel and inhumane.
  
  I should call PETA on you and ekim!!
4. 9/26/08
  
  ThriftShopRomantic
  
  Don't hate them because they're ugly! (And, er, nonexistent.) They can't help that!
5. 9/26/08
  
  mattiasx
  
  Chelle, have some Baby Seal. It's grilled just the way you like it.
9/26/08

juliegaffey

well...how do you get rated? I just started...so don't be offended!

www.realintheday.com

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1. 9/26/08
  
  offendedblogger
  
  Oh, I am so rating you to break you in...
  
  When others see your blog profile page they can leave a comment with a 1-10 rating or click on your gold star and the other one? I think you have to pay off the Blog Catalog mafia to get that rating, I'm not sure.
9/26/08

Helmey

I think I have a 4 or something humor blogs... thats huge

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9/26/08

Arcticulates

64.2 overall (wow! What a climb... from starting with 6
9.38 on a 10 high scale rating on 13 reviews..
4.9 Gold Star Rating

You have some great ratings Chelle, You have a really awesome blog. Here is a well deserved congrats!

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1. 9/26/08
  
  offendedblogger
  
  Thanks!! I got an email today from Rabbi's for Obama and they told me they loved my post and think I should do stand up!
  
  Hahaha!!
  
  I love my blog...
9/26/08

sharpodue

I don't have any ratings...I don't think! Does that mean I win

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1. 9/26/08
  
  ekim941
  
  A perfect score
9/26/08

aningeniousname

How American can you get! Coming on here and bragging about your massive surgically enhanced numbers! I'm glad you get good ratings I wish you well if that's the kind of thing you rate your success by. Some may call it shallow blondity, but that's not for me to say.

Help meeeeeeeee!!!!!!

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1. 9/26/08
  
  Arcticulates
  
  @aningeniousname you have an awesome blog too. Your hard work gives you bragging rights!
9/26/08

earthlingorgeous

You are so the high priestess in my cult Chelle hahahaha such a bragger you are LOL!

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1. 9/26/08
  
  ekim941
  
  Don't encourage her
2. 9/26/08
  
  earthlingorgeous
  
  LOL Ekim
3. 9/26/08
  
  ekim941
  
  Fine, go ahead. You might as well unearth "Baking soda" while you're at it. She likes that.
  
  PUTEK!!!
4. 9/26/08
  
  offendedblogger
  
  What is this baking soda you speak of??
5. 9/26/08
  
  sellytapgirl
  
  Is the duct tape thread still around?
6. 9/26/08
  
  earthlingorgeous
  
  LOL PUTEK!
  
  Well you can also use ANAK NG PATING!
9/26/08

sharpodue

can i be the high priest...or even the Pope of ur cult?

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1. 9/26/08
  
  ekim941
  
  A friendly little tip. Click on the [reply] button on the comment that you are replying to. It helps to keep it clear about who you are talking to.
2. 9/26/08
  
  sharpodue
  
  ahhhhhhhhhhhh got you...just cos u got there first with the following...like rubbing it in that im new to this thing...i get you!!!
3. 9/26/08
  
  earthlingorgeous
  
  LOL! My minions are so sweet hahahahaha!
9/26/08

CrystalRaven

heyyyyyy I'M a priestess too ty! Oh that would be Wiccans never mind lol

62 out of 100
10 out of 10 with 6 reviews
4.7 Gold Star Rating

chugging along

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1. 9/26/08
  
  earthlingorgeous
  
  lol witchwoman hahaha!
9/26/08

sellytapgirl

4.7 gold stars
9.75 review average
... and I can't find my out of 100 rating with the new layout...

ETA: 73.2 of 100

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1. 9/26/08
  
  Arcticulates
  
  The Blog Catalog rating for your blog is located in "manage blogs" at the top of this page.
2. 9/26/08
  
  offendedblogger
  
  Whoo-hoo! Go Selly! I only know my 100 rating because of the button on my blog haha.
9/26/08

juliegaffey

whoops! I am 45.5 out of 100....but I only started on 8/8/08, so ask again in a year. Then, little offended, I may be a challenge!

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1. 9/26/08
  
  offendedblogger
  
  Haha! In a year I may be in a political prison somewhere and you may be my only hope so I shall be extra nice.
9/26/08

MeghnaK

Congrats - and all due to your offensive posts...

But atleast I beat you here.

I've an overall rating of 93, 10.00 out of 10 rating on my 114 reviews and a 5 gold star rating!!

All my own

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1. 9/26/08
  
  offendedblogger
  
  DING DING DING!!!
  
  We have a winner!!!
  
  Meghna, you ARE the blogging champion.
2. 9/26/08
  
  MeghnaK
  
  You said nothing new In fact I AM !!
9/26/08

rainforestrobin

You go girl!
You are my herrrrrro!!!!!

Okay I'm:
68.5 overall rank
4.7 stars
9.68 from 60 reviews

And I've been a member since February 2008
And there you have it in a nutshell!!

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9/27/08

4thfloormarketing

Rank ~29, 5 stars, 1 comment. Brand new blog, but going strong

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1. 9/27/08
  
  offendedblogger
  
  Is that a MINUS 29?? If so, wow.. haha!
2. 9/27/08
  
  Katuluu
  
  I think you just offended a punctuation mark.
  
  Now that is impressive.
9/27/08

momscrazylife

I have a minus 50...is that bad?

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1. 9/27/08
  
  offendedblogger
  
  Fascists deserve NO rating.
  
  NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!
9/27/08

Katuluu

My ratings are impressively crappy on here.

Try and beat that!

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1. 9/27/08
  
  offendedblogger
  
  I can't beat that, my blog rocks.
  
  I was just told so in my shoutbox by a rather attractive woman if you don't believe me!
2. 9/27/08
  
  Katuluu
  
  I'm pretty sure my biggest fans is a 13 year old Lithuanian boy on bed rest and the half eaten remains of a snickerdoodle.
3. 9/27/08
  
  momscrazylife
  
  DAMN No ratings..no soup...whats next?
4. 9/27/08
  
  Katuluu
  
  That's what happens when you work awfully hard at convincing people not to encourage your efforts.
  
  It's a gift really.
5. 9/28/08
  
  offendedblogger
  
  Hey, I read your blog!
  
  OK, that's not true, I only read offendedblogger.com because if I haven't mentioned it yet, it rocks!!
6. 9/28/08
  
  MeghnaK
  
  @ offended - I think you are the only one who reads your offensive posts.
  
  That's why you've to scream always telling that it rocks.
  
  For a change, why don't you let people decide, if at all anybody wants to read?
7. 9/28/08
  
  offendedblogger
  
  Oh, they want to, but I hog it to myself!
  
  Between you and me, I am afraid some of them aren't properly washing their hands before touching my blog. It kind of creeps me out to think of them leaving their cooties on it.
9/27/08

jadeof08

errkk..tips please ? Thanks.

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1. 9/28/08
  
  offendedblogger
  
  Tip #1 - find a blogging platform
  Tip #2 - think up a realllllllllllly good name, one that makes people think, 'hmmm wtf is she offended about?'
  Tip #3 - post ridiculously over exaggerated posts that on the surface are funny but deep down have a very serious political statement that probably goes right over the heads of your intended target
  Tip #4 - convince your readers that they are your #1 fan
  
  Hey, wait a minute, why am I giving my secrets away??
9/28/08

fotokujawiak

Well, Well comparing to yours - poor. :-)

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1. 9/28/08
  
  offendedblogger
  
  Yeah, that's how I feel about Mehgna's stats now. She totally blew mine out of the water.
  
  I mean
9/28/08

JamieLay

Well I don't spill my beer because there are somber people in Ethopia..howis that for humanity. Also I have the hightest ratings know to man..just like The president.
Oh and fuck soup..soup is for skinny bitches!!!

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9/29/08

doorway123

nice rating!!

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