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Save the naughty lavender Aardvark of old Yorkshire Telethon
Posted by Jeunelle • 8/05/09 • Subscribe to this Discussion [RSS] • Report This Topic
Topics: aardvark, endangered, endangered species, extinction, lavender aardvark, pink donkeh, telethon
Welcome To The Official Bc Save The Naughty Lavender Aardvark Of Old Yorkshire Telethon
How can we save the naughty lavender Aardvark of old Yorkshire, he is the last of his kind?
Aningeniousname is currently the last remaining specimen of "Aadvarkius lavendinium naughtiana".
This is a tragedy and a damn shame, do something he is facing extinction.
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what could you have possibly said? -
lol!!!! that we should ask someone to donate money to the cause or ask someone else to give $ back so it can be donated to this cause.
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ah...I think I get it now...
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lol! all in good fun though.
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Well I didn't report it. My doorbell rang just after I posted this discussion, I had to sign for a package. When I returned I noticed your comment was gone and I won't bother to discuss what was said.
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What happened to him? I miss him
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Me too. He was here a couple of days ago--but barely graced us with his presence. -
I know it, I miss his naughty humor
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hey who removed my comment?? that was a GREAT idea!!!!!!
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What was your comment (perhaps you can rephrase it so it doesn't violate the TOS?).
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I did and you can see my reasoning in your shoutbox. -
look up the Dayummmm Melinda
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@jaybetee, no worries i almost guessed it was coming. i honestly mean it just as a joke. We are all over that
i rarely mind my comments being removed with all the f*cked up stuff i say
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Now this is about the aardvark so let's stay on topic please
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Must be lonely being the only one. I say shoot him and put him out of his misery.-
LOL!!!! u r getting reported to Peta as we speak. I have the dirt i was looking for all along on you now. this is the END of you NP, you aardvark murderer!!!
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hahaha you are sooo mean NP
My image of you is shattered lol
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wrong place! ahhh!
Lolita, I didn't take it as an attack on any members. I'm glad you're over it and most people seem to be too. That particular issue is one that certain members have been warned not to explore any further or risk temporary bans so I feel that I shouldn't allow others to bring it up either. Hope that seems fair.
As for the aardvark...have we considered some type of captive mating program?-
i had no idea and yes that is fair
can i get a free upgraded account now?
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Sorry JBT but due to the ardvark being the only one of his kind, I will certainly not be the first in line for the mating program.
If only there was another lavedar ardvark out there for him -
@Sam1982 ...Yes we have to find him a woman Aardvark soon or it's curtains
for him. The sands in the hourglass is almost empty. -
Perhaps we can all sing that sesame street song "im an arvark and im ok" together.
It would be like dimming the lights and throwing on some Dr Hook for any lady lavendar. How could she/they resist? -
A "captive mating program" according to Jaytebee may just do the trick.
(keep an eye at the very end, in the background is a female Aardvark)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=2eecoFEGO8Q&feature=related
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I feel really bad for the pink donkeh we have to do something to save him
aningeniousname
That's a lot harder than you might think as I am currently the last remaining specimen of "Aadvarkius lavendinium naughtiana"
Come to think of it, it was an amazingly callous thing to say to a star of countless
"Save the naughty lavender Aardvark of old Yorkshire" telethons.
Is there any wonder I am endangered with attitudes like yours present, you'll be having a go at the Polar bears next and mocking the Dodo for its unfortunate demise.
greencurmudgeon
Of course, there is no analysis on your part as to why your species is on the edge of extinction....
aningeniousname
It has mostly been brought about by the global trade in Aardvark anal glands which are coveted by global spice merchants. It is a strange quirk of fate that when powdered the Aardvarks anal gland takes on the exact taste and smell of paprika. So the fact that it takes the anal glands of over seven and a half Aardvarks to make just one mg of paprika allied to difficulty in achieving viable rigidity have all been definite contributory factors in the sad demise of the Urban Aardvark. And not the fact we can only mate on motorways due to our love of public mating (That's why we are stilled banned by the United nations from being Zoo exhibits.)
www.blogcatalog.com/discuss/entry/whats-the-biggest-obstacle-to-people-gett...-
LOL!!!! ANAL GLANDS???? Oh gosh is this for real???
who do i email the paprika too? -
Lol hehehehe
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maybe we could make a new aardvak-ette for him so he could create a whole new aardvark society. We'd have to make lots of parts, like they did for Ms/Mr Garrison on South Park, the put all the pieces together and *tah-dah* aardvarkette!-
LOL! u watch southpark too?
i sent this to all my muslim relatives : www.youtube.com/watch?v=YbED9MnWmuQ
they said i'm going to hell then we all laughed about the fun i'd be having in hell -
I'm a sick woman, South Park cracks me up. I was going to post a pic of Garrison's new part running around town but want sure I could.
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hahha, gotta love the escaped penis i loved it when he became mrs garrison with his scarred boobs and bpyfriend.
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Love the link, Southpark is hilarious lol
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This is the hunting time of year for the pink donkeh, winter time is when he likes to play on here if I remember correctly.
Or he has been arrested again for flashing his pinks bits.-
You mean his CHUCKY bwwwaaaaaahhh
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lol
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Well, if some sort of cross breeding is possible, I say go ahead. Knowing him, I'm sure he'd enjoy it.
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since this is a telethon, what the heck, i'll donate my body to bear his half breeds.
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Bring back Ardy!
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SAVE ANGINGENIOUSNAME FROM EXTINCTION
He was suck a cute & sexy pink aardvark-
This is when they cornered him, he was so scared he peed
Why would they do this to a poor defenseless animal?
I mean he is an ant & termite eater for Christ sakes we need him
and there's only one left
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What a Freudian typo, "suck a cute & sexy pink aardvark". I almost hate to share my speculation on what the pink donkeh and the polybore may be doing, off away from BC for so long. -
Oh shit..hahahahahaha
The Freudian type came so naturally
I didn't even realize that until you pointed it out - friggin hilarious
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I dedicte this song to you aningeniousname - You can be proud of who you are
www.youtube.com/watch?v=PnGXTsMeuOk&feature=related -
NEWS FLASH
This is where the terrorist are holding him hostage
It's amazing how he is holding up and keeping his spirit positive
but we have to bust him out of jail soon or he'll die in prison
www.youtube.com/watch?v=2eecoFEGO8Q&feature=related-
and hold up is that a female aardvark I see in the background along with him
or are my eyes deceiving me?
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Suck a Cute & Sexy Pink Aardvark Today
Yikes sorry Claire I just found out today after I posted this one via the BC search that you already did an Aardark discussion. (notice how my Photobucket skills suck)
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Where has anin been?-
That's what most of us want to know
He did make a very brief guest appearance but vanished again
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Rest assured aningeniousname is probably at this moment engaged in some convoluted and, for the faint hearted, disgusting act of copulation with multiple individuals of his own species (or other).
We may bemoan his lack of presence but, for sure, he moans.-
hmmm hmmm I'm sure he's busy
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We can try George's, the old turtle's approach. Make him breed with a closely related species...what species would be close to a purple aardvark?-
I dunno, ask Rory, his Avatar comes to mind with that one
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Poor Anin, probably become the wiling victim of a sexy french aardvark hunter.
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Hahahaha.
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He's lurking in the bushes. He just made a comment on another thread.
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I hate it when aardvarks lurk. If you accidentally surprise them, they pee on you.
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Heck, they pee on you if you accidentally wander near them. C'mon, anin! You know you want to play.
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Prof Clarence P. Phucaknacker aka Aningeniousname - Here's looking at you kiddo
"I'm a seven foot tall transvestite plumber with Japanese dyslexia and an urge to dance".
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