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With all of these damn love reality shows on TV, I have devised my own!


Welcome to my brand new reality show…


THE SCOOP OF LOVE (also known as EL SCOOPITO DE AMOR on Telemundo)


Decked in my fly robe, house shoes and stunner shades, I, the one and only Scoop, will select from a group of 20 potential mates (I mean, scallywags).


The group will be divided into two divisions: Hoochies and High-Class Heifers. 10 Hoochies will be named after ice cream (scoops of ice cream) and 10 HCHs will be named after newspapers (because I got the inside scoop).


For the Hoochies, each girl will receive a “big ass spoon” to move on to the next round, while the HCHs will receive a roll of newspaper called “The Inside Scoop” with a picture of me on the front page.


For the Hoochies, I ask them to come up to the podium, then ask them “Do you want my big ass spoon? Do you want a Scoop of my love?”


For the HCHs, I say “Do you want ‘The Inside Scoop’? Do you want Scoop inside?” After they all accept my gifts, we all will commence to yell “Scoop-A-Scoop”.


The girls will live in my lavish crib with 7 bedrooms; each of the rooms must have at least one Hoochie and one HCH.


The first night, over some Grey Goose and 211s, I name the girls. My Hoochies are: Dairy Queen (regal looking hoodrat), Sonic Blast (very loud), McFlurry (mixed with Irish), Cold Stone (seems mean), Baskin Robbins (I wanna bask in her robbins if ya know what I mean), Cookies ‘n Cream (half Black and White), Rocky Road (thick everywhere), Nia-Politan (she’s mixed with Asian, White and Black), Cherry Garcia (Dominican chick) and Butter Pecan Rican (Boricua baby)


My HCHs are: Extra, Extra (does the most), Biline (she is bisexual), New York Times (From Harlem), Sunny Times (bright smile from Chicago), Washington Post (DC chick who can “get it”), Hollywood Reporter (gossipy girl from LA), Variety (mixed chick from Cali), AJC (A Juicy Chick from Atlanta), Chronicle (light skinned chick from Houston) and Herald (Cuban from Miami).


Watch as I narrow it down to one woman to get my Scoop of Love, my Scoopito de Amor.


PS: I stole this from Scoop's Page.
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