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Seven easy steps ageless
Posted by Nieguz • 4/25/09 • Subscribe to this Discussion [RSS] • Report This Topic
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According to Michael F. Roizen, MD from the school health SUNY Upstate Medical University old that can occur in someone prevented.With seven easy steps from Roizen
1.Drink aspirin
Aspirin in addition to drugs, known as headache and fever, the medicine is also able to prevent stroke, heart attack, and even cancer
2.Sex
Have sex with the pair at least two times a week to make you younger.
3.Do Floss
often use dental Floss make you younger and prevent gum disease zone.
4.Maintain amimal(PET)
In this way you will avoid heart attack, can also prevent headaches, fever or other chronic infections
5.Consumption "blueberries" berries provide nutrition calori more fruit than others.
6.Training burden training burden thirty minutes once a week can make the body more fresh and more taut skin.
7.Socializing
Reduce habits drinking, smoking, and set a regular sleep hours
User Comments
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"Have sex with the pair"
which pair?-
LOL! Hum I might have gone for that in my younger days
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My pair don't work that way. It must be a guy thing. [shrugs] Wait...do you suppose that means two-handed?! -
hahahahah!
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Oh my Roflol!
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I'm not drinking aspirin, it tastes bad enough when one dissolves in my throat.
but sex with a pair has my curiousity raised. -
This caught my attention:
"Consumption "blueberries" berries provide nutrition calori more fruit than others. "
So basically the key to eternal life is to eat more blueberries. Interesting.-
look what it did to the girl in Willy Wonka
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"Training burden training burden thirty minutes once a week"
That sounds like the beginning of a really bad jingle. ShamWHAT?! -
By the way I do all these and guess what I woke up the other day and I was fifty bloody four, so all those blueberries, weekly bonking, socializing and giving up fags HAS not WORKED. What's the deal!!!!!
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you're clearly not doing it right... you've been having blueberries...but have you been having blueberries-berries?
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OR, i should have had a pair twice a week instead of one twice a week!
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But do you maintain animal (I'm not sure if that relates to the weekly bonking or not) and set a regular sleep hours?
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The Oracle is mysterious...always open to misinterpretation...
...but I think you'd have beet luck if you walked into the Eternal Flame or drank from the Fountain of Eternal Youth... -
So, she'd be a lucky beet? (You'll notice how carefully I left out any reference to getting lucky.)
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I'm not sure how 'better' became 'beet'...I think it's all the talk of blueberries and pears that's getting me all hot and bothered...
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Legbamel, that's twice you've made me choke on my coffee!
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You didn't spit it all over your paper, did you? Wait a minute! Aren't you supposed to be working? [shakes finger]
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I am I am...I'm highlighting as we speak!
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Well, color me impressed. No! Not with that! It was a figure of speech!
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you are now a delightful shade of fluorescent blue...
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Now I'm Snarly Smurf. Get to work, young lady! [snarls]
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I prefer watermelon to pears.-
ha!
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Best thread ever.
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