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Sex should be banned
Posted by LolitaV • 8/05/09 • Subscribe to this Discussion [RSS] • Report This Topic
Topics: admit it!, i know you are here because of the title, you are naughty
it is my opinion that sex for non reproductive purposes should be banned. Non reproductive sex only perverts a society, distract it's youth and only leads to fun. We should also as a society, the human society refrain from the usage of "cool" sex positions. We should keep the missionary as it is sanctioned by all faiths.
PS: to all women out there, stop being feminists, god put you down here to bend over and submit to your husband's will. The men wear the pants, dammit!!!
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Thank fook I don't have a husband.-
well you need to bend over and take one soon. your purpose in life is to procreate. all the GOOD, HOLLY books say it so it MUST be true!!!
and if you are a feminist, you are going to hell with Olga
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Gosh! If only I could find someone to bend over for
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Either find one or one will be assigned.-The Politburo -
@NP BWAHAHAHAHAHAHH!!!! lol! yes. assigned. the lord said the father shall pick the husband and since you are old enough for that role, you picked one for her.
Claire my lady taketh your new husband!!! -
I would like to see someone try and make me taketh a husband
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Bend over, gal. That was your last chance.
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Aren't you already married NP? Well seeing as you asked so nicely, go ahead I wont resist.
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if he becomes muslim, he can have 4 wives more if he sets a slave free!.
bend over claire before i take out my nun's whip!!! -
I'm just the go-between. And don't take it so personally. It's just generalized culturally approved sexual slavery.
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no NP it isn't slavery, it's worship!!! you are sounding like a hippie my child NP do you want to get roasted???
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Yeah why are they not doing this? * fumes with rage until eyeballs fall*-
hey n if you like boys, you better change and take on a wife, god will burn you even though he made you the way you are! yes, he doesn't make mistakes but he will still roast u
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i agree. now i am making wedding plans.hmmm... i wonder if she will like celtic music? *panics that the lack of chemistry might mess up the honey moon*
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if she doesn't whip her. if she doesn't make her do push ups. you are the man whatever you want she shall do. if not punish her and also let your sons punish her.
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Well then I'm good...because EVERY time I have sex I pray I get knocked up so I can have purpose in life.-
NOW this is a good christian woman! r you married my child? if not and you are cheating on your future husband and god will roast you for that!
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Why, I am married to the LORD, of course!!
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I heard this on TV: if you have sex before marriage by the time u get to the altar your saying "i did" instead of "I do" -
LMAO
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yes, yes stellak if lotusb is doing it with anyone other than the lord, she is going to hell with the rocknrollers and loose women. i will be in heaven, playing harp with the angel's getting blinded by the lord's halo!
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Me and the LORD don't "do it"..!! He keeps telling me he has to get up early for work!!!
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good, good, my child he is tryna keep you safe from your weaknesses- mainly c*ck!
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just let the lord use you lotus!
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use you real good, feel you with his voice, his power, his sword, i mean word. let the lord show you the way but only missionary because that is the sanctioned way!
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In my opinion it would be boring to do it the same way over and over and over that was my ex hubby and I divorced him in a new york minuet. No clue what he was doing.-
no wonder you cant hold on to a man! Asking him to do perverted things in bed, dont you know your needs come second to those of your man! Anything other that the missonary is perversion I tell you!
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well god will boil you because missionary is the sanctioned position. i believe it is the only one he knows. he gave us free will to pray to him not do gymnastics in bed!!!!! and you better do 18575 hail marys and return to your husband as soon as possible, no matter how lousy he was in the sac, god wants you to bend over to his will
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arent wives supposed so lie still until the husband is finished?
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Please do not make me go back. I will say all those hail mary's. I will just stay with what I have now and pretend to be asleep the whole time will that work?
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lol do as the other nun Stellak said lay still, hold your breath and have him go at it until he is pleased and satisfied, then you cook, clean and serve him. don't forget to wash his feet the lord will repay you by letting you join his harp band
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Ha. This post made my morning.
While I can not support female subservience, it would be great to just stick to missionary. Nothing worse than having to be creative in bed after a long day at work. Let's just get it done and go to sleep. Am I right?
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yes, but god wants you to make your woman your slave so you better go make her clean up or bake or something and while you are at it, remember god says that a mouth that speaks his name shall not take "it" in so no more bjs or anything fun. Missionary, missionary!!!
Hallelujah! -
Which basically means, he is a 'morning' person and this post had further excited him.
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Thank God! It's about time somebody said it. And coming from Lolita it has authority.
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LOL!!!!
yes, because my I love Godly Sanctioned Sex blog is the best out there. anyone having lousy fooking with all the gymnastics and mouth on parts stuff have a thing to set them straight!!
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I don't like total submission from my woman-
then you are weak!!!! take a whip, go home and whip her, whip any woman who looks at you sideways, walks slowly when you call her name or god forbids serves you cold food or cooks bad!
Mashallah!!! -
Now I wish you were my wife
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oh nooooooo, me, i abide by my husband. i no look at other man, i no touch other woman. i stay home, in the basement, in the dark. i cook, clean, feed the 8 kids (no birth control that is murder) and when he clicks his tongue, i undress and lay still on the bed until he is done. but when he dies, maybe i can marry you if his brother and sons let me.
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And while we're at it, let's ban that damn rock n roll music. All it does is make young people want to do drugs and have sex...and not for the purpose of procreation!
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yes, yes. all of them rocknrollers are now in hell getting tortured with those hot, loose hippy women they danced with. My father who died 2 years ago (god rest his soul) is still at those parties in hell. i told him dad, lay off the weed, stop drinking, stop going to orgies and cut that damned hair but no, he didn't listen to the Holly ghost speaking through me. now he is in hell with the rock and the loose women, i am sure he wishes he was in hell playing the harp with angels
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If sex were to banned...there's always Master Bates!-
huho!!! doncha know, it causes blindness and herpes and also it gives you warts on your fingers!!
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dont for get blisters in the palm for the men.
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and the hair on the palms of their hands
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Wheres my sammich?!-
and you, you will be leading us all into hell with your perverted college ways. let's hope for your sake you change when you become a paramedic or fireman and then only then might the almighty jehovah give you forgiveness. and no more sex with strangers!!!
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But I'm the devil... It's all I know.
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never hold hands with the opposite sex! it causes pregnancy.
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That is very true
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yes, yes, yes. it also causes warts on your yagi and your yogi to fall off
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and stay away from kooties too.
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yes, boys have cooties. i am healing from them myself.
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indeed, violation brother and Jeunelle we all know snakecharmers are damned to the disco party in hell!
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Sorry I evolved way beyond men
Trees and lizards, trees and lizards-
straight to hell!!!! straight to hell!! with that dress- too shiny and those glasses (sign you drink alcohol and frolic with man you are a loose woman :'
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loose women:no good! just look at this. look what happens when you are one of the loose women.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=eLuduoRaUEs -
Loose woman...don't blame me
Be careful, the internet is full of pointless hypnotic crap like this that waste our time bit.ly/zcMyO -
just look at this, the way her boobs shake, her hips roll and her body moves www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZUqzZbuhAio
hell will be populated with her kind!! -
The world is full of snake charmers
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Oh no that is too sinful to handle. My bones quake just looking at that violation of such heavenly body.
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Good on you! You're one with nature.
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Lolita you need to change your avatar. God does not allow his missionaries to dress sensually. Get a Burqa.-
yes, yes, i will get a nun's dress too. i am sorry. you know i sometimes misbehave but then i flagellate myself clean!
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The New Lolita - She's still a sexy mama
Bye the way love the new avatar...hubba hubba
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ROFLMAO
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blasphemy, blasphemy who is that whore!!!??? i am a nun now !!!!
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A nun with BIG BOOBS
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yes, the lord never said anything about boob jobs
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Internet should be banned too. Don't you know that immorality is spread through the web? people should be contented reading books about good manners *goes out to flagellate himself*
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well until i get my BC addiction under control, i say we can stay online and talk about god and everything godly!
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Oh No. This is the age of E-nuns.
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yes, god sent me here to herd his sheep.
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O divine bootilicious shepherdess I submit myself to thee.
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MB LOL!!!!!!!! oh god!! goodnight mwah!
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What about Sex for economic productivity. After all, whose going to slave away 7-6:30 7-days-a-week without golddigging real estate agents teasing them into buying McMansions for her pleasure...
just sayin'-
they can buy the fleshlight, approved by the church i might add.
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I agree. From now on I will only have vanilla sex to reproduce.
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vanilla sex? ye be warry child unless ye want to go to that big disco ball filled with rockenrollers and loose women in hell
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Sex should be tucked in. I like tucking it in. Most ladies I've known appreciate being tucked in.-
hey!!! I said that Jesus, Mohamed and Moises said that God said that sex is between a man and his wife. and if you are not beating your wife into sexing you, you have failed!!!!
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100% disagree!-
only a loose woman would!
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Lolita, forgive JoyceL for her indiscretions, for she knows not what she does.
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i am just worried for her tainted soul. god don't play that
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ROFLMAO!!! Sex is good. Please do not ban it! Especially the um...er...yeah...the "bend over and take it" kind. Please. :0-
you better get down on your knees or you will bend over and take it for satan at that disco party in hell. read my boobs: MISSIONARY!!!
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It's all part of an Orwellian conspiracy to control the orgasm!
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no, there is no such thing as orgasms, only demonic possessions getting mistaken for them.
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lol
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I put the sex banning up for a vote and in return I got this gem "then what're we supposed to do on commercials? talk?"
He has a good point, I think we'll skip the ban.-
those "Bumpits" ads always get me in the mood...
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the Nads commercials don't do it for you?
I like the Shamwow guy because he tells me nightly that I'll love his nuts, when I squint he almost looks like a young Smiling Bob -
"You'll love my nuts"?
I should use that line
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are you married and only doing it missionary? then you are great, if not, you two are doomed!!! i shall pray for your souls.
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if you will recall the deleted thread, it is missionary untill the first few 0*****s and then a switch to d***y, once everything is good and l******d up
P.S. Shamwows are great for cleaning up after... super absorbant -
that was the slut Lolita, I am the nun for pete's sake!!! can't you tell us apart?
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tsk tsk tsk gnomes should be tucked in for enjoying earthy pleasures reserved for legal citizens.
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right, what is a gnome doing here in the first place. they are djinns turned into stone by the lord for frolicking with human girls too much
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and yet, thanks to our shape, earthly girls may now frolick with us
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tsk, tsk, those are the loose women who shall be going to that big disco inferno with satan. i guess you are familiar with that place agit8r or should i say rajhamanasktanionaramanana?
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hey, let's not pick on the gnomes... there's something about a gnome... must be the height.
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haha, this whole thing is hilarious-
thank you but if while laughing you showed teeth, know that you are bound for hell young lady
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another example of loose women with joan rivers. i rest my case.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=eOpquHD4HJQ-
joan rivers is satan's maid. beware of her changing faces.
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take it easy...
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Oh come on, Lolita, you know that people aren't having sex anymore.-
Then how do you explain all these illegitimate children in my house, calling me mommy?
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want a couple more?
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They're not mine. -
I don't mind AT ALL when men take the Missionary position. It really doesn't bother me.-
good, now by men do you mean your husband as in my man??? if not,let me sprinkle my holly waters on your bits.
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Yes agree Men should take the missionary position.
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As in YOUR man Lolita? Is he hot? (j/k, couldn't help myself!)
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rain my man is on fire he has Tyson Beckford's bod, dances like Travolta, speaks 7 languages (so he can make love to you in all of them).
i can barely leave the house in the morning to go to work. girls flirt with him everywhere we go. even my mother said i should have married a less "handsome" guy since i am so possesive and jealous. But if i can have you first (to test your quality) then maybe i can let him have you too -
hmmm....well I've never been with a nun before, that's very intriguing
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total bait and switch!!
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like the new pic rain? that's what i want to do to you
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Oh my. I'd better get out of this thread before I get myself into some serious trouble!
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LOL!!!!
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Sure! NOW everyone know what "missionary" means... unlike in htat other thread
www.blogcatalog.com/discuss/entry/fictitious-kama-sutra-positions#comment_9... -
Agi8tr u r one bad gnome!!!
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That's troubling, coming from an avatar like that... o_0
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how many times do i have to tell ye. this is my bible study class!!! don't make me put on the nun garb!
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