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Posted by cookingasshole • 10/04/09 • Subscribe to this Discussion [RSS] • Report This Topic
Topics: swine flu
I pride myself on almost never getting sick but for about a week now I have felt like crap. I have tried drinking a crapload of whiskey but that only makes me smoke more which in turn makes my throat feel worse.
Other than excessive drinking what are your home remedies for a general illness (aka swine flu)?
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just don't make that fake crawfish etoufee again.-
I got the sickness from that sketchy ass Safeway!
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whaaaa????
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check out my blog for more...
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Christ I had to go all the way over there to find out what I already knew. It was the crawfish.
"elaborately choreographed temper tantrum" ROFL -
it was NOT the crawfish!
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oh crikey! did you use the restroom at a Safeway store? Hopefully it isn't syphilus
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I did!!!
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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Well that's ur problem monkey man...you don't drink the whiskey straight,duhhh
Go to walgreens buy the old timey peppermint sticks. A small bag,melt them down in a pot,add your jack to that. It should be consitancy of thick cough syrup.
Take 2 tablespoons as needed...supposed to be every 4 to six hours.
that is what my flu med was growing up,plus temper drops for fever-
that sounds really good! like a variation on the peppermint patty.
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You need some chicken soup, agi.
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You just are not drinking enough whisky. Polybore's grandfathers whisky remedy was this.
Hang your hat on the end of the bed. Drink whisky until you see two hats. Go to sleep.
Of course it is difficult to smoke while unconcious however polybore has a solution for this i.e. nicotine patches and don't be fettered by the recommended dose.
Also if you are drinking whiskey then polybore would suggest you are using the wrong type for medicinal purposes. Try whisky instead.-
maybe I am not drinking enough...
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How many monitors can you see?
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only one...there is my problem
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Yea,I can't believe nobody else uses that anymore. That's all cough med used to be. Now they add in so much junk that u don't even need. Nothing can cure a cold,but that recipie sure helps ya get through it
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I think I am going to get another whiskey now...
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Don't listen to polybore u have a babygirl
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my woman is visiting her mother for the week and took the baby with her! so I can drink as much as I please!
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o "visiting"... riiiight...
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what the hell do you mean by that?!?
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She ain't coming back!
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she better!
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did his cooking scare her off or his looks lol -
it was those GD crawfish!
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what?!?!?
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She posted on FB that the dead crawfish etoufee was the last straw and that she was leaving your sickly ass.
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you are not even her friend on FB!!!
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Gotcha!
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what gotcha?
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Well ther ya go then....bottoms up
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party time!
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Don't be an asshole - quit smoking!-
buzzkill!
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yah you should quit now while it pains you!
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whatever...Judgey McJudgesalot.
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Whatev Smokey McCancersalot
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whatever My life My Body...I bet you are anti-abortion and pro-death penalty too
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Wrong and wrong! Hello!?! my best friends Fiancee is on death row!
Sorry you had to hear that LisaNYC. -
so don't tell me what to do! I am sure you abuse your own body in sick and twisted ways!
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I worked here for 11 years and that cured me of smoking in the first six months.
www.mskcc.org/mskcc/html/44.cfm -
don't push your propaganda on me! I am immune to any serious illnesses.
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Awe mannnn let him have sum fun he's sick and home alone his woman should be home taken care of him...what's up with that
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yeah! I do what I want!
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oh man! I got more whiskey but now I want another smoke! what a cruel universe.
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Maybe you should mainline the whiskey?
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you are full of good ideas!
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haha jagger is the only thing that will kill it. My ex used to keep it in the freezer in the winter and gave it out as needed. it kicks butt and takes care of what ails you
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tastes like NyQuil, so why not
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What's that
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jagermeister
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Shots of whisky usually work for me. Then covering up and sweating it out. I hope you get to feeling better soon. -
Always a pleasure when u n doll are together monkey
In my language they say "Langoor ke gale mein hoor" meaning a monkey wearing a babe for a necklace
Get well soon - you don't need all that whiskey and crap. I know you won't! -
Starve a cold feed a fever. -
Sounds like manflu to me www.youtube.com/watch?v=6EElqrgk4N0 -
It must be serious if drinking booze don't help. Take no notice of all these women they don't know what a real illness is. They think that because they fake a "period" once a month, mostly as an excuse to eat chocolate and be a bitch, that they know what a man goes through.
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