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Siuil Needs to Work on her Dissertation!
Posted by Stillthinking • 4/23/09 • Subscribe to this Discussion [RSS] • Report This Topic
Topics: we don't siuil to flunk out of college.
We all remember a couple of weeks back when a sleep deprived SiuilARuin was practically delirious from a last minute paper writing marathon.
This is an intervention. Siuil needs to finish her dissertation before the same dire circumstance repeats itself.
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Siuil, get thee hence to a word processor, preferably one on a machine without Internet access. March! -
Oh man....I got my own telling off thread
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@Still
It's worth mentioning that Siu has fulfilled her troll baiting duty for the day as well. -
Get thine ass to work!
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Yes, you are done for the day. Stop procrastinating and get to work!
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I fear we're going to have to ignore her completely to discourage her participation until she's done.
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Oh, now that's not fair at all!
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I can't work...I'm an idiot, remember?
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Hmmm, do we need to resort to such drastic action as shunning?
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noooo! don't send me to Coventry! I don't like it there!
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I could threaten to shave my beard off, apparently that sort of thing disturbs her.
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We just don't want you to wait until the last minute again. Listen to your elders.
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I think technically it already is the last minute...I'm not going to tell you how much work I have to do...
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*Waps Siuil with a rotten fish*
I'll do it again! I swear it!!-
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I knew you'd post that!
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maybe a reward system, 50 minutes of working earns you 10 minutes of troll smacking-
Hmmm, that 10 minutes turns into an hour so easily though. The internet is all about time suckage.
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Unfortunately that kind of this has never worked for me...I always challenge authority...and when I'm the authority it's really easy to win...
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Hahahahaha
GO WORK!
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I don't like this thread at all
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*smacks head*
You do realize you're not hurting anyone but yourself.-
I'm not hurting anyone at all! You guys are the ones beating the crap out of me!
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Why do I get the impression you have not even started?
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because you're very perceptive?
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(Gleefully donning a troll costume)
That's exactly the kind of stupid answer we'd expect from a dirty, no good procrastinator!
Heh. Heh. Heh.
Did I do that right? -
haha!
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No laughing, Siuil!
I'm a socially challenged troll with anger issues! So there!
You, you -- poopy head!
(This should be like waving raw steak in front of a tiger)
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I could ask admin to ban her from forums for 48 hours? for her own good?-
Wow you guys are so mean! I'll go mad! I'm in the house alone...I'll have no one to talk to!
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We are supportive and its a distraction from the tons of work I have to do
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Actually, I was thinking the same thing. It's good you are in the house alone with no one to talk to. Then you'll have to work on your paper.
No Facebook or Twitter either! -
I don't have Facebook or Twitter...I love you guys too much to talk to anyone else...
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We love you too, that's why we don't want you to flunk out of school or kill yourself with last minute cramming.
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I don't suppose "I'm deathly ill" is going to have any effect?
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Not at all. You have been bellyaching about being sick since before I left for Paris. I don't believe a word of it.
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I have glandular fever
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You've got mono! The kissing disease! Serves you right for being so promiscuous.
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haha!
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Better get busy writing or Siuil A-Ruin Your Grades!
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maybe we can bribe her wih promises of baked goods?
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nah...I can bake goods for myself and have them quicker if I bake rather than work...
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hmmm...
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@siu
You do realise that certain religious members of this board are probably praying to God that you fluff this. In which case, if you do, then you'll be vindicating them.-
wow...that was good...really really good!
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@siu
Indeed, think about the trolls you constantly prod - how they will be *laughing* if you don't achieve this.
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Hmm, I think Claire is right. Each and every one of us should petition admin to suspend Siuil for 48 hours for her own good.
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You'll miss me...admit it...
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It's only 48 hours. You'll be back and will have made a good dent in your dissertation thanks to our sacrifice.
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Get cracking or we'll mail a box of aphids to you! They can maim a rose in minutes.
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don't have me suspended...I'll just end up on IMDB arguing about whether Gone With The Wind should be remade with Keira Knightly as Scarlett...
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Well, I think 12 hours would suffice. I don't want her to go through withdrawal or anything.
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*smacks head again*
I am never having children. -
So if we all go report her, admin will boot her for her own good? That sounds like a plan, and one to which dozens of trolls could object at great length and with much feigned vehemence. Sounds good!
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I think if we just sent shouts to admin to have her suspended for 48 hours because of her dissertation, they may consider it. I don't know. She hasn't broken any rules.
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Careful...I'm not too popular with the admin...they might boot me for good!
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Fine, we don't want you gone for good.
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Alright meanies...I'm going...I won't be back tonight...unless I get bored...
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Is Siuil gone yet? Good! Now we can talk smack about her!
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*puts ear to thread*
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[smacks Siuil upside the back of her head, causing her to bruise said ear on her monitor] It's a computer, dear. You can't hear us. You'd know that if you'd go do some school work.
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You really shouldn't say things like that. I have a feeling that even if Siu was 10 miles away from the nearest PC, somehow she'd know that statement was being made.
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hahahaha! ok ok...I'm going!
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(Looking shiftily around and cupping hand to legbamel's ear)
Here's what I heard:
Whisper whisper...stupid flower...buzz buzz...uppity rose...thinks she's soooo clever...mumble mumble...and then she...whisper whisper...I *know*...can you believe it!?! -
That's nothing. I heard *whisper whisper* freaking blue I tell you! *whisper whisper whisper* ROTFL!
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Gasp! Doesn't prune? Well, that's not all, ST, whisper whisper whisper slander back stab betray whisper whisper
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Shhh, she's listening.
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No she's not! If she were, she'd be a horrible person for butting into our gossip and for not working on her dissertation. But I *know* that Siuil is above all that...
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Someone alert IMDB and let them know Siuil needs to finish her dissertation.
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Look..if you keep saying interesting things I'll keep having to come back to read them...
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Fine, I think we should all start talking about knitting. Isn't acrylic wool fab?
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I do knit actually...
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Curses and blast. OK, perhaps we ought to talk about car insurance.
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yeah...that'll probably bore me...
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I'm saving my wiggles tape for a more drastic time.
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I love the wiggles! 6 year-olds change your tastes dramatically...
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*crickets crickets* as everyone on the thread drops into dead silence.
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Alright folks, I am done for the day. Please keep our lovely blue rose in check. It's important she finishes college as it is a tough world out there.
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I'm off to eat but when I get back I'll give her a stern talking to
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Aww...you guys are so sweet...you make me feel all warm and fuzzy! It's kind of gross....
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yeah...well if you don't get to work I might hug you. is that what you want young lady???
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@Floormodel
We could threaten to send her "Barney the Dinosaur" videos, presumably. -
too far, guys! too far!
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oh ! it's really nice
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I have not spotted the blue rose today! Maybe she is finally working on her dissertation.
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the power of a Barney threat
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Heeeheeehee! She'll thank us when she's turned in her paper.
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or she'll roll it up and whack us with it
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very nice thanks -
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(psst! I'm really bored!)
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You cannot be more bored than I am.
I'm wading through shipping receipts.
I'm trying to find one from last year & the company concerned "lost" the number. Therefore I have to do this physically one paper at a time. arghhhhhhh! -
ok, maybe not...but I am still really bored...
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@siu
Ah ha! If you don't behave, we'll send you *Smurfs* next. -
And the paper, Siuil?
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but...but...I've been away a whole day
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@siu
How many words have you written? -
erm...I'm kind of writing another essay that I forgot I had to write...
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@siu
Smurfs, Barney and Teletubbies for you, young lady. -
I'm immune to teletubbies...I've watched a lot of teletubbies... and I quite like the smurfs...
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Hey green, is there's a Procrastination Smurf?
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OK, I'll have to triple the dose of Barney then.
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@gtally
Presumably he's Lazy Smurf's less ambitious brother. -
I'll just end up watching it in a postmodern and ironic way and it will therefore have no effect on me...
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@siu
You say that, but you probably haven't experienced "I wuv you, you wuv me" on an playback loop. -
Don't forget their cousin, Deadbeat Smurf. The @#$!#$! never pays Smurfette her alimony...
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@gtally
And his brother Tax Cheat Smurf, his other brother Jaywalking Smurf and their brother Welfare Cheat Smurf.
We've almost got a miniseries. -
Don't forget Incontinent Smurf. Smurfs all over himself. Little guy's so embarrassing, Papa Smurf won't let him in his mushroom anymore. Even Gargamel won't touch him.
This is a Smurf we should definitely send Siuil. -
HAAAAAAAAAAhahahahahahahHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAahahahahahahaha
Incontinent Smurf
Buwahahahahahahahahahaha
Ahahaha
Snort
Giggle
Hehhahahahahhehehe
Ahhh.... -
@gtally
Utterly hilarious - and yes, definitely, a credible threat for Siu. -
What's with all the threats...I think it's entirely unnecessary...
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@siu
Well you haven't finished your work.
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Yeah, but it's fun! You said you were away, all day. Were you working? On the paper? Hmmm?
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I tried to...but I had to walk to the pharmacy and then I was tired so I fell asleep and then I realised I had this other essay to do...
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(shaking head)
Siuil, Siuil, Siuil.
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...treat me very nicely?
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@siu
...and let you fail?
I think not. -
I don't respond to tough love...I respond to hot chocolate and sleep...
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@siu
Obviously not, if that was all it took, you'd have written five dissertations by now.
I'm preparing your tickets to Coventry. -
oh man...I don't like it there...it smells weird...
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@siu
Well if you don't graduate, you may end up in Coventry or Swindon, working in a call centre. -
nooo...I'm going to be a waitress!
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At the call center, you'll be working side by side with Tech Support Smurf (the worst one yet).
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ha!
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Tough love is good for you! We want you succeed and not be like all the rest of us degenerates here on the threads.
Whoops! Did I say that out loud?
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BC is really dead tonight...it's almost like people go out on a Friday night or something...might as well be working for all that's happening here...
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I know. Even I am leaving on a date in a few minutes.
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oooh...get you! Where you going?
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Sushi. Then "Slumndog Millionaire" at the dollar cinema. Haven't seen it yet, and every other movie out right now is crap, so it should be a fun evening.
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have a nice time!
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Thanks, and the boards are deserted tonight. I know what you mean. All my BC peeps have left the building. Stillthinking is off enjoying the Chicago weather, Lord knows what happened to the aardvark. And crpitt and Anok are nowhere to be seen. I think greencurmudgeon is gone, as well. Looks, like it's just you and me for a few minutes.
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Before you go out on a date...well don't I feel left on the shelf...
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Such a beautiful day in the sun! I feel so happy from my long, long bike ride.
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does that mean you're not going to hit me?
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No, I was just popping by to say hello and see who's around. Since everyone is out tonight, I am checking out as well.
Get to work young lady! Though it is really, really late where you are right now. Around 1 am correct? -
12:35am....I'm very sleepy...but as sleeping doesn't relieve the tiredness it seems like a waste of time
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I'm here, just for a little bit. I have loads to do.
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Siuil still needs to work on her dissertation and now she also has another paper to finish as well. She's already at a computer, all she needs to do is concentrate!
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I thought this thread had gone... go out for sushi dammit!
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Shhh, ST! I'm finally getting to read the fanfic thread and Siuil is on a roll!
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I remember when I was doing my Dissert... I can emphatize! -
Sheesh, Siuil, you're cranky today! And combative. How is your dissertation coming?
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I'm not doing a dissertation, and I'm cranky because people keep pissing me off.
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Yikes! What can we do to cheer you up and get you back in a good mood? I will get back to the fanfic thread, eventually.
....please don't hurt me.... -
Jeeze, siuil! Work on your dissertation already! -
I'm not sure I like that there's a thread dedicated to telling me to piss off!
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We kid! We kid! And we don't want you to leave, either.
(backs nervously towards the exit). -
just giving you crap... my bad
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