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Some good old jokes
Posted by bassboys • 12/04/08 • Subscribe to this Discussion [RSS] • Report This Topic
Topics: good old fun, male chauvinist jokes
Hi people,
Someone sent me some funny jokes to post on my blog, here's a few..
Did you hear about the guy who finally figured out women?
He died laughing before he could tell anybody.
Why do brides wear white?
So the new Dishwasher will match the stove
Her job is to whine; mine is to give her a reason.
The rest of the jokes are here : afreka.co.cc/articles/having-some-fun/male-chauvinist-jokes
Give me some more if you have any.
User Comments
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"why did the chicken cross the road"?
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i have no idea why i'm laughing, but gooood. :-)
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thursdays need laughter :-)
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it is thursday isnt it?
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yes it is i just checked
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hasnt the year flown by? golly gosh
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thursdays, good days, almost friday.
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Can't wait until Friday!
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stupid friday joke :
A business man got on an elevator in a building. When he entered the elevator, there was a blonde already inside and she greeted him by saying, "T-G-I-F" (letters only).
He smiled at her and replied, "S-H-I-T" (letters only)."
She looked at him, puzzled, and said, "T-G-I-F" again.
He acknowledged her remark again by answering, "S-H-I-T."
The blond was trying to be friendly, so she smiled her biggest smile and said as sweetly as possibly "T-G-I-F" another time.
The man smiled back to her and once again replied with a quizzical expression, "S-H-I-T."
The blond finally decided to explain things, and this time she said, "T-G-I-F, Thank Goodness It's Friday, get it?"
The man answered, "Sorry, Honey, It's Thursday."-
It only goes to show you that we blondes are a day ahead of others.
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you can use some jokes off of mine. all i ask if that you give a link back to me
www.amyoops.com -
I have a joke it is the funny:
two men walk into a bar
they have a drink!
te he he he he
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burning : might be one of the lamest jokes i didn't laugh at for a long time, good effort though.
amy: i used some of your santa pics
afreka.co.cc/articles/having-some-fun/christmas-time -
i thought I would add another joke just before christmas.
afreka.co.cc/articles/having-some-fun/feel-like-a-woman -
I like to read jokes. It makes me relax. -
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Tell me if you all heard this b 4!
"There were these two cannibals, they were eating a clown, one cannibal asked the other, does this taste funny to you?" -
haha
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