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So, the thread about what song your blog would be just plopped a part of the following parody into my head and i had to re-write the whole durn song to get it out.

What's the tune? I think you'll recognize it pretty quickly ... fits mikster and his blog well, don't you think?

[Spoken:]
There's an old American blogger, typing, lying,
And he gets his thoughts up on Blogger,
And he turns to his forums
Open in tabs in firefox round him and he says:

Watch me techn'rati friends, mate
Watch me techn'rati friends.
They're an essential site, mate
So watch me techn'rati friends.
All together now!

CHORUS
Tie me miksteroo down sport,
Tie me miksteroo down
Tie me miksteroo down sport,
Tie me miksteroo down

Keep me cre8buzz rank, Ant,
Keep me cre8buzz rank
Don't go acting blank, Ant
Just keep me cre8buzz rank
All together now

Take me Blogmad cred back, Jack
Take me Blogmad cred back
They stay somewhere to the left and back, Mac,
So take me Blogmad cred back.
All together now!

Let me one liners go loose, Lou
Let me one liners go loose
They're of no further use, Lou
So let me one liners go loose.
All together now!

Mind me entrecard cards, Bill
Mind me entrecard cards
Don't let them fall apart, Bill
Just mind me entrecard cards.
All together now!

D'lete your autoplay tunes, Blue,
D'lete your autoplay tunes
Keep deleting til I'm all through, Blue
D'lete your autoplay tunes.
All together now!

Write me posts when I'm dead, Fred,
Write me posts when I'm dead.
So we wrote his posts when he died, Clyde
And his profile's hanging on the 'net.
All together now!

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User Comments

  1. crkian
    lmao very good, you could sell them on entrecard
    1. ender
      *blush* i haven't joined up over there yet. see, unfettered, you have beat me to one site! lol
    2. Unfettered
      Heh. But no doubt, when you show up, you will put me entirely to shame
  2. Manictastic
    Oh ender, you have to much time on your hands.
    1. ender
      i know ... now gimme a job

      (tho to be honest, that type of parody is just a quirky gift of mine ... i've been re-writing songs and poetry like that since junior high ... it takes me very little time)
    2. Manictastic
      you still don't have one?
    3. ThriftShopRomantic
      I can see your portfolio now. You're explaining to an employer: "So here's the song parody I wrote for this guy I know online, Mikster...

      "And now HERE'S my online discussion points regarding Harry Potter...

      "And now this-- (chuckle, moment of fond reminiscence) this was a favorite of mine, this was my limmerick about Mikster's..."
    4. ender
      lmfao

      naw, i keep trying to show them purty pictures for graphic design jobs. i keep the copy writing stuff to a minimum!
  3. ender
    one day mikster is going to learn not to go to work when i'm home and have time on my hands ... first the big boy pants



    and now the song parodies ... almost makes you feel sorry for him. almost.
    1. Manictastic
      Luckily for you, he's old so he couldn't chase ya.
  4. crpitt
    LMFAO

    Especially the gimme a job bit in the comments
  5. offendedblogger
    LMAO my sides are hurting.

    Mikster will love it.
    1. ender
      then my job here is done
  6. crpitt
    When is he home from work
    1. ender
      good question ... i'm guessing another 2-3 hours
  7. lordlikely
    I for one shed a tear. That is powerful song-writing, right there.

    Mr. R. Harris would have been proud.
  8. monkeytale
    *sigh*..... I knew I should've called in sick to work today.
    1. clioandme
      He lives!
    2. ender
      he's sooooo long-suffering isn't he? our li'l miksteroo.

      that's okay ... you should see what i do to his background image at cre8buzz every week or two. *snort*
    3. ThriftShopRomantic
      AHHHHH... this explains a LOT. Hello Kitty.... NOW it makes sense.
    4. ender
      heehee

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