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1. 

   4/28/08

   SyntaxOfL

   Chuck, any time.

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2. 

   4/28/08

   earthandeconomy

   

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3. 

   4/28/08

   earthandeconomy

   But then you do have the gentle side of Steven, that would make the WWF proud (and I am not talking World Wrestling Foundation)
   
   

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4. 

   4/28/08

   genopianist54

   Steven Seagal

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5. 

   4/28/08

   pamelabaker

   You have nothing to fear but Chuck himself !!

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6. 

   4/29/08

   HaraldJohnsen

   In a fight, Chuck would win. He was a karate champion 8for what that's worth) and he should also be pretty good at BJJ now that he has trained for well over a decade.
   
   Steven is an Aikido guy, and Aikido guys don't tend to do very well in fights.

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7. 

   4/29/08

   flamingpoodle

   Chuck Norris. There is no contest. There is no more table of periodic elements. Chuck replaced them all with the element of surprise.

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8. 

   5/05/08

   RTBjr73

   Hurricane Ditka!!!!!!

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9. 

   5/05/08

   nardeeisms

   Because of my husband's obsession with martial arts movies, I like neither one of them. He ruined it for me - Nards

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10. 

    5/05/08

    roastfrog

    I would vote Seagal, if only for his Oscar-worthy acting talents :-)
    
    

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    1. 

       5/06/08

       pamelabaker

       Thats funny!!!
11. 

    5/06/08

    kdawg68

    Jean Claude V. would whip both of them!

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12. 

    5/06/08

    wehireu

    Elton Chong, the forgotten Chuck Avery of the martial arts movies. I still haven't seen Invincible Obsessed Fighter yet.
    
    www.youtube.com/watch?v=hq_RmADk0LM

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13. 

    5/06/08

    wehireu

    Chuck Norris would win hands down, he started out as a fighter in real life.

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14. 

    5/06/08

    kevingoodman

    Chuck Norris would kick ass. Seigal almost pissed his pants when he testified against the mobsters. The news even said his voice quivered and he wouldnt come close to looking any of them in the eye - he's a puss

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15. 

    5/07/08

    blebarron

    Chuck... enough said!

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16. 

    5/07/08

    gosmelltheflowers

    Chuck any day.

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17. 

    5/07/08

    friedclyde

    Unfortunately both of them cant act for nuts, neither can van dam or arnold all of them are robotic
    
    haha but some how Steven seems to be more charming than Chuck.

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18. 

    5/07/08

    dailymindjob

    Best case scenario: murder suicide. Don't really care who bites the big one first as long as they both go.

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19. 

    5/07/08

    Puffmatty

    Hell, Chuck can count to infinity-and his hair is AFRAID to fall off like Seagals has

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