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Strangest search engine search terms to hit your blog..
Posted by rabbitmail • 7/13/07 • Subscribe to this Discussion [RSS] • Report This Topic
Topics: hits, search engine
Do you log the search terms that hit your blog? If so, would you like to share the most bizarre that you can remember?
Mine was today - someone Googled "fart shop ferment hat wearer". Does anyone have any idea what this individual (from New Zealand if that's relevant) was actually looking for...?
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Rabbits fart up to 20 times their body weight in carbon dioxide, ... suit – previously airbrushed out to make the suit wearer appear more humanoid. ...-
That's what he found, sure - but I'm sure it's not what he was looking for.. Any thoughts on that one..?
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may just be random, its like a text stumble if you search for different words with no conection, give it a try and see what you come up with
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Wow, that's a unique one! Maybe it was an obscure indie band?
I'm always having people end up on my bio page (titled About Your Hostess) because people are search for the Hostess (as in Twinkies) Thrift Store. -
I am still sticking with the "Dolph lundgren naked" search that I saw a few weeks back-
Was that the one you typed yourself
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Shhhhhhhhh.... My obsession with Dolph Lundren must stay in the deep recesses of my brain
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lol better than splattering your obsession across the screen
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That is reserved for Jessia Alba
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The most unusual is the one according to google analytics, on June 15th 2007, that hit my site while searching for ... girdle -limb -stud -crocs
ummm... yeahhhhh... *no* idea what they were looking for... all I know I'd mentioned a girdle in one of my posts. Once. -
'i am drunk on latvian' - a) why are you telling Google? and b) Latvian *what*? -
Looking at keyword activity here are a few
find out where rose live ( I hope they don't mean me.) lol
the rose sex toy
escort license
casual encounters toronto
the naked russian girls
things to say during cyber sex ( Hu My post was things not to say during sex. lol)
There were others, but I'm scared Tony would ban me if I posted them here. lol
There were lots of searches for pedophile crap. I'm guessing that is because I have used the word pedophile on my blog regarding news stories and keeping your children safe on the net, but Google takes two words and puts them together so I'm coming up for some pretty funky keywords and these sickos are not searching pedophile news.-
the rose sex toy would be a hit
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Well I don't know about a rose sex toy, but they sell RC vibrating panties. :-S
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I must look out for them
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Well, don't do a web search--you'll just turn up Rose's blog! -
oops sorry most searched for term now
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I've not blogged about the RC vibrating panties yet.
nexus404.com/Blog/2007/04/09/rc-vibrating-lingerie/
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I get a lot of hits on search strings about bees, statutory rape, and SpongeBob (independently). I've gotten some stranger ones that were really obscure strings, but these three always surprise me because I would expect that there would be a lot of pages/posts out there a lot more focused on each of these areas than my single post on each.
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Another thing I forgot to mention that isn't really odd but strikes me funny is that on my blog that's titled "What's Wrong Around Us?" and has a post or two about lawyers, I'm forever getting hits for the string "what's wrong with lawyers".
I'm dying to know what the people entering that string are looking for.
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I had a post about being a kid and watching my aunt walking around her house naked. There are a lot of weird perverts out there. -
I had this search phrase:
"Mom's cashews, big and floaty"
I have no idea how this led them to me! Almost every week I get "Dirty Daisy" or "Dirty Daisy's real name"-
That's because they are taking the word dirty from your blog and daisy and putting them together. I bet they are disappointed that they are getting a cat instead of a porn star. lol
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A bizzare hit? Yes, once, a search for "drink piss" .... I can´t remember which of the posts got that hit. -
The most strange hit to date has been a search for "kill el gigante" lol -
Strangest I had was "metallic taste and smell boyfriend" on my beauty and fashion blog.
I mention my boyfriend on the blog from time to time, usually when I make him try Men's products. I also mention fragrances and scents rather often since readers like to know if products are scented. I also had done a review of smartmouth mouthwash, which leaves a metallic zinc taste (and I think mentioned my boyfriend in the review because he tried it also).
some of the other results of that google search are interesting..... -
Someone once googled an anti-depressant drug and made it to a post of mine. The post didn't discuss depression or pharmaceuticals. I really don't know how that happened or how they were directed to me. I get alot of folks searching to "grow sideburns" just from one post a while back. It's funny. -
My searches lately are not as entertaining as they used to be, they are pretty much geared toward what I write.
A couple of my old favs
"Michael Phelps pubic hair".
"Vampire bitches with long finger nails". -
acknowledgement to myself -
Well here’s a list of 100 of the silliest search terms to hit my webpage:
tenerife-training.net/Tenerife-News-Cycling-Blog/2008/05/spanish-island-lif... -
My blog is about MLM, network marketing, business and motivations. The strangest keyword that hit me was, "Bangla Babes"
How come my website relates with "bangla babes"? Ya I'm from Bangladesh, but that is not the answer.
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I used "leaf eatters" and google decided that I should show up for xxxx eatters. I'm glad they have a sense of humor but I really don't want to rank for four letter words since I don't use them on my blog. -
We have a section called 'My partner is a foreigner' with stories from people in cross-cultural relationships, and that part always gets the most interesting search hits.
The best recently was 'I danced with a mosquito'. I'm still wondering about the logistics... -
"hillary bra size"
"hillary teeth" -
"monster cock blogspot"
"hannibal movies"
"insult monger"
My blog is on heavy metal albums and horror movies.
necrofiles.blogspot.com
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