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Stream-of-Consciousness...Anyone Game?
Posted by lotusb • 8/05/09 • Subscribe to this Discussion [RSS] • Report This Topic
Topics: stream-of-consciousness
I wanted to post something..but couldn't think of what...today is so random...so I thought lets do a Stream of Consciousness thread.
I'll begin...
I've often wondered why it seems as though I have MORE gas the first time I spend the night with a new guy. Is this some kind of cruel joke played by nature? My punishment for being such a floosie? I've never expelled, but it sure makes cuddling in the morning seem a little awkward.
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i wonder why i always run out of diapers or don't have enough clothes in the diaper bag every time we go to D.'s family's house
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I wonder if my employers regret hiring me after I lost their dog on my first day...-
The dog probably thanks you for it's much desired liberation.
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the damn thing is staying on its lead for the next week as punishment...I've never been so panicked!
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At least you found him (edited) -
OMG Epi! That is scary, I'm glad you found him. -
my boss' dad went searching for her...she was 2 miles away in a pond. I was convinced they were going to sack me at the end of the day...still think they might!
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How could they fire the lovely you?
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because I look like I'm an incompetent twit!
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Epi--looks *are* deceiving!
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ha! you don't know...I might be the worst nanny ever! At least I didn't lose a child...
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Or pee in their tea
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that's just gross!
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It happens if you piss off the wait staff at restaurants! I saw hidden videos on a TV show once!
and THIS is why I never EVER return food in restaurants. -
When I got laid off, I was so mad. It was only a week after I had spent 80 dollars making this steakhouse, beer chili for the company chili contest.
So, I told my co-worker, who also got laid off, that if I had known, I would have peed in the chili. -
Hahahahahahahahahahahah, Still! That WAS really lousy of them, though!
See Epi! It happens! Still almost peed in the chili.
I still say the family should be grateful you only lost the dog! -
I also don't return food for the fear of bodily fluids...but it's still revolting!
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I wonder why the only time anyone in my house wants to eat cream cheese is when I don't buy it but when I buy it it just goes bad in the fridge. -
I wonder why someone sent my kids a box of noisy party favors thru UPS when I already had a head ache to begin with? -
I wonder why the idiot next door keeps playing the same $#@$#@$ song OVER and OVER and OVER (it's times like this when I know I should stay in the MA countryside and never spend time in the city). Driving me nuts! Please play a different fricking song!
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My housemate used to do that...ALL DAY the same song...I wanted to kill her!
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Oooh, what song? I could listen to "Sound of Silence" over and over and over again. Probably nothing else though...most other songs give me shingles if I hear them too much.
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Is it any worse than listening to me sing "Bizarre Love Triangle" five times in a row?
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It's an old Black Flag song called "Six Pack."
I used to be a punk rocker--and I still sometimes like punk music (sometimes--rarely these days) but this is ridiculous. I feel like taking a baseball bat to his stereo. -
Well, it depends--are you a good singer?
I like you--I put up with more from my friends than I do obnoxious SF punker neighbors. -
sounds like those bloggers that seemingly post the same thread over.... and over.... and over....
...all of which should be titled "How to Gold-dig" -
Lol...
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Agit8r: Please--even the mention gives me a headAchE!
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Agit8r, they are not the same thread, they are parts of a whole...a whole lot of crazy!
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I've often wondered why the more you need to work on something, the less you feel like working on it.
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tru dat
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Edit: Actually, this is different--I just realized that. I DON'T need to work anymore on my book--but I am obsessed!. I'm pick, pick, picking at it. So, in this case--I actually NEED to stop working on it.
Thank goodness I have a deadline--which means that I will be forced to stop obsessing in a couple of weeks!
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I wonder why is it that I always get a zit when Ive got an important event-
Stella, Ain't that the truth! And thse days, I still get zits and now getting wrinkles. It's just not fair to be getting zits and wrinkles at the same time!
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I had a really big one yesterday, I took care of it last night and now I have dried blood on my cheek, arghhh. There should be a time limit for the appearance of zits. No zits after the first gray hair!
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Ha, that would have made my adolescence very nice--I got my first grey hair in high school! You should also be forever freed from zits from the first time you get pregnant. There's nothing worse than feeling like a beached whale and having a huge, painful zit or three on top of it to make you doubt the existence of a benevolent deity. -
I've been getting pimples since i was 14...i exhausted! i dont know about u ladies but ive gotten pretty good at concealing
@legbamel i also got my first gray in high school!
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I wonder why, as I'm doing my 'all the laundry in the house is clean' dance I always spot one piece of dirty clothing that hid from me (this time a sock)
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I always wondered why the neighbours behind us thinks it's okay to have all the kids in the neighbourhood over to swim in their pool ... all day long. Having to close my sliding door to drown out the noise and having to put on the A/C sucks.
What are they, a daycare centre for the whole city?
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