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Strippers, Vegas and a Red Hand Print
Posted by Stillthinking • 9/17/09 • Subscribe to this Discussion [RSS] • Report This Topic
Topics: debauchery, drunk, sober, strippers, vegas
Ok, I'm officially bored and I have a new post on a semi-notorious evening in Vegas I experienced a few years ago to shamelessly promote. I was unfortunately sober for most of the evening and therefore, had little patience for the shenanigans of the night: naked or not.
A little excerpt:
"This was not my idea and I was not pleased. I wasn’t nearly intoxicated enough to enjoy an evening like this and my midwestern, Protestant prudishness was making my palms clammy. After flashing my ID at the bored bouncer, I looked over the room before me. Under lowered lights, 8 near-naked women were undulating on table tops to the strains of Def Leppard’s “Love Bites”. Around each stiletto clad dancer, about half a dozen men sat silently nursing their beer and gazing up at parody of womanhood on the table before them. Most looked at me briefly as I brushed past them, then having ascertained that I am neither a dancer nor a cocktail waitress, quickly lost interest."
So please, read, visit and comment!
www.unefilleamericaine.com
Tell me about your debauched adventures and I will pretend to be offended. As for Dr. Julia, I apologize for the smut in advance. 
User Comments
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I'm going to read it!-
Thanks, TJ. I know I can always count on you to visit. I think you may be the only truly wholesome person in this den of whores and liars.
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Hahaha I loved it! That was really fun too read ^_^
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Well, I do hope you consider me a liar ST ~~ -
Deray, you and TJ aren't the nicest people on this forum. Not a mean or sinful bone in either one of you. DBowles is immensely disappointed in both of you in that he cannot recruit you to the dark side with promises of endless orgies and plates full of cookies.
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TJ is evil... Dont let her fool you -
@ Still - You're really sweet ^_^
@ DB - It won't work. No one will believe you.
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This is an immoral thread. I refuse to participate. But I will read your post.
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Excuse me Miss Happy Ending, but I think I have the higher moral ground here.
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Who are you?
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Who am I? I am the nerdy librarian who takes off her glasses to become the slutty hot girl. I am also the devil's minion apparently.
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Thats right
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Hahaha! What is a happy ending?
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When Cinderella gives her prince a hand-job in the carriage as they ride away.
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Reported for taking so long to come back to us. -
I'm not really back. I decided that a shameless blog promotion was using the discussions to my advantage. No more getting into arguments online anymore though.
NP, I bet you have some fun, semi-dirty stories for us. C'mon, we can take it! -
No Still, there's nothing semi-dirty about my stories. They're pure smut.
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Even better.
Tell us all about your misadventures and I will tsk, tsk sternly.
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Hahaha. When Cinderella gives her prince a happy ending and they live happily ever hand-job.
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That's something they leave out of the fairy tale, after Cinderella gets her prince and she cries on her wedding night. Blood on the sheets and all that.
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What's this I hear about what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas?
I wonder how long your friend left her, um, mark on that fellow?-
I think he got a bit of a bruise because he was walking around rubbing his naked butt cheek all night.
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Ok, this shameless promotion needs to do better than the one chastising the forum for being immoral!
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Very true! We all need to post comments!
(I'm still thinking of a funny story)
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Vegas is a great town. I get so many new recruits there
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I need to visit Vegas!
But I already have enough recruits. So I think, I'll just stalk people. -
I bet you do with all that shameful behavior. The gambling, the lascivious nudity and gluttony.
I am appalled. Really I am. -
Sounds like heaven to me Still.
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Oh dear, the devil is encouraging us to sin. Must be strong and resist temptation.
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You have already indulged yourself with the sweet nectar of hell. Once you taste it, you will come back
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You're talking to the wrong girl. I say my prayers every night and don't do any of that sinful garbage. Never, say I.
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It's too late. You sold me your soul.
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Darn it, but at the time, I didn't know it was you. That's not fair, it's misrepresentation!
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Human laws don't apply to a deal with the devil.
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Where did your lamp of evil go?
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I got drunk, and tripped. It broke. I knew I shouldn't have made it out of porcelain.
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Well, that's what you get for drinking, walking and carrying a lamp all at once.
No one is reading my post? But it's so scintillating and a tiny bit titillating! -
I read it
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I just accidentally reported DBowles. Hey, new admin! Please ignore!
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Accidentally? Sure, so the truth comes out!
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My report finger gets a little twitchy sometimes around you DB.
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I see...
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I'd rather watch a female stripper than a male stripper. I don't know, I just find a male stripper funny rather than a turn-on.
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The guys were funny and the women were mostly cracking up. If I wasn't so sober, I think I might have relaxed enough to have some fun with him. He was really hot.
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The post made me smile because it reminds me of a similar situation with my friends. Only it's not as raunchy.
I enjoyed the read:)-
Ah, I think everyone needs one bad lap dance in their lives. It makes a great cocktail party story. Thanks for reading!
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Who's the new guy with the BC logo? Is that the new admin trying to catch us being bad?
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Nonsense! -
Lol...just when you thought...
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Yup he's one of the new moderators.
Nope we aren't being bad.
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Can't you change your name or are you trying to be anonymous? Does it stand for Admin Guy Blog Catalog?
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lol ... There appear to be two new Moderators using the same avatar.
agbc is one and the other one is Modr8r. -
New game: what does AG stand for?
Hmmmm. Aggravated Gringo?
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They're watching us!
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And they're going to swoop in like the hand of god when we least expect it.
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Like the Spanish inquisition! -
Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!
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w00t! Congrats! on the new domain. Awesome storytelling. Too bad the members posting here are choosing to comment on the post.
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I also commented on the blog
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Me too ^_^
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Whahaha well I can always try. I can't promise anything.
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It's easy to be naughty in Vegas. You just need the right lubrication. Dbowles on the other hand, needs to reign himself in.
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Hey! If I go to Vegas it's going to be to get drunk and party!
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Isn't that what you already do, or do you show your nipples only when you're stone cold sober?
I thought people missed me! Where is everybody? -
yes, but in Vegas, it is acceptable.
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Since you're the devil, go get me some cookies.
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We shall see what happens in Vegas ^_^
hahaha I think that DB just walks with a bare chest through Vegas. It can be quite troublesome to lift a shirt all the time. -
still- I dont have any cookies
Tj- depends on how hot it is -
DB, you're still learning I see. You always have to have cookies.
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It really is hell without cookies and DB wandering around with no shirt on.
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TJ- Your evil ways are not the same as mine!
ST- I don't have a sweet tooth. Me without a shirt on does simulate the hotness of hell, I will agree with you there. -
Shirtless men not bearing cookies -- oh, oh! My husband could teach them a thing or two. He is a tall, dark, attractive and very fit male, who can cook the apples off any cook you may know. He vowed them in Vegas. Somehow while I was napping he got himself an invite into a kitchen in a 5 star hotel we were staying in. I went looking for him and found him wearing an apron decorating little cakes.
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I am seriously jealous of your hunky hot husband who cooks. Where can I find one of those???
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DB- -_-'
TT - An invite to the kitchen of a 5 star hotel! How cool is that! -
They are rare, for sure. You have no idea of the number of women who have asked that question of me. I have lost count. I'm also immune to overhearing the stage whispers like: "What does he see in her, besides her looks?" Arrggghhhh! there is more to me than looks. And, he's not interested ladies -- thank GOB!
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I don't eat sweets! Why would I have cookies!?
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Where is everyone? It's really dead here. Where is Lola? NP has disappeared. Where is Claire, WW and Mal?
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You asked where everyone is. We're all asking that same question. BCers are disappearing at an alarming rate lately. I think we have a serial killer who hates 'immoral' people in our midst.
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I'm glad you're here Spot, if I may steal Mal's nick name for you. Amuse us with a story about the massage parlor...
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Hahaha. Not fit for a thread. I will get arrested!
Didn't you read WW's thread 'We are missing a lot of people...'?-
I took a glance at it. I saw that I made the list of people who have vanished.
I was hoping my friends who missed me would all come out of the wood work to play for a while.
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They're all gone, Still! Murdered!
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either that or locked in DB's dungeon
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By terrorists, yes I heard. We need a visit from the lavender aardvark to enliven our conversation...
DB has a dungeon? I knew Claire did, but DB does too. Well, I guess he has to get laid somehow. -
< insert snark comeback >
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The devil has a face now, a handsome one at that.
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DB - I see. You showed yourself again.
Still - Haha Oh I didn't know Claire had one! -
I felt that I needed to come back in order to persuade new people to join the dar... fun side.
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Claire has a dungeon with several pets. Let me see if I can find a link. Dang it! I can't find it! Claire, come share your dungeon doodles with us!
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DB - Makes sense indeed.
Still - Aah cool! Thanks for looking though!
Claire!!! Where are you? I want to see the doodly dungeon with pets!
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Bring them back, Deebee!
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Who wants to go to Vegas? In like November?
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I'm going to San Francisco, sorry dude. Is it your 21st? Are you going to party down?
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It's not my 21st, I just want to go see a UFC fight :p. I will probably party til I lose my pants.
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I'm in Italy in November. But hey! It would be cool to meet you guys one day ^_^!
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Just remember: Don't a fool, wrap your little DB.
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It's such a hassle...
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Even though it's an hassle...just be devilish smart.
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If you're not careful, it will fall off.
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ok, MOMS
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In November I'm gonna be in space. How about you, TJ?
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Woohoo in space! you left me behind yesterday -_-''...I know I said I was going to pack lightly, but I couldn't leave my kitchenaid all alone.
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Yeah, there are a few people I'd like to meet in person one day. Claire has met a few of her blog buddies in person.
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She did! Really cool!
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I am going to get to meet a few people. I am meeting Melinda soon and Floormodel. Next spring, I am going to the UK and I am hoping to meet Claire, Epicharis, and maybe a few others.
Then we have our BC camp out in Colorado next August... -
... Headlined by our own dbowles
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Still! That sounds awesome!
DB you are hosting this event? Make sure you don't forget something. -
Playing an acoustic guitar while sitting naked by the light of the campfire.
Actually, Claire, myself and ThriftshopRomantic are hosting said event.
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Yes, I'm really curious about some of the BCers so would love to meet them. One day we will have a meet-up.
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Im not hosting it. Just headlining
I will have a firefighter suit, with an axe, and a kilt
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You have one year to learn, DB.
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Yes, the event in Colorado is called: Come to Uhmericka. At my pants.
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DB - I see. You would probably run around in circles. Yes I knew that there would be outfits...and yes start learning the chords.
Aspot - interesting name haha. -
I have been trying to, Im just not musically gifted.
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You're the devil, give yourself musical powers.
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I can't sell my soul to myself.
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DB - Because if you organize an event, it's not all about looking devilish. Maybe you will forgot a bunch of stuff and you'll realize it and then...you will run in circles.
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I'm not organizing anything. I'm just going to show up to where ever they decide.
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True. Therefore you don't need to run around ^_^.
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We are going to bring a baseball with "troll" written on it and a baseball bat with "Troll Killer" carved into it.
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How about a pinata?
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A troll shaped pinata, I could be up for that.
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Or what about a llama!
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I am not whacking a llama, but I think they have llama shaped pinatas.
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What if it spits on you? And we eat it, and then use it's fur for a blanket?
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Or slice it's belly open and shove you inside to keep you warm while we wait for the Rebel forces to come rescue us?
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Now you're thinking!
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Excellent Claire dear. Excellent, indeed.
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Hahaha. The last picture doesnt seem to be that bad of a dungeon...
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She loves it
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Is that a condom wearing a bra? How smutty and immoral. I am shocked at you.
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I thought it was a banana...
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A condom! No! It is Willy
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A banana wearing a condom?
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Oh crap pet 3 actually looks like polybore now, at least when they are in their human suit. (reaches for razor).
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Oh Polybore, I would like to see the pet that goes with that growling Scottish voice.
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TJ: You should hop over to Hamburg next time I am there
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Willy catching crabs, with Evil Willy.
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I don't think I have ever seen one that looks like that before and I hope I never do.
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You haven't lived....
I have three hanging on my wall -
Ehh....
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Ha! I prefer ones attached to man, preferably a wildly attractive one that resembles a youthful Jeremy Irons.
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Number Three: Sad Willi
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I think I like Sad Willi. The hat is quite nice, makes all the difference.
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I'm so disappointed, for a thread with so many responses, there has been very little traffic to my blog and almost no comments.
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Welcome to BC
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Actually, that's not unusual. I gave up on being attached to Shameless Blog Promotions bringing in many comments a long time ago, because I noticed that the majority commenting on the threads never clicked through and commented on my posts.
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Grrr. This is a shameless blog promotion! But I'm glad we're getting to chat again, Claire dear!
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I love chatting with you
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I am planning on coming to the UK next spring. I hope you can come down to London-town to have tea with me and various alcoholic beverages.
Thank you for reading and commenting too! I responded just now! -
When? I need dates!
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Sorry, I don't have dates yet as I may have a travel companion! I also have to find work, or else I won't have money to travel. Grrr.
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Well next year is going to be very play by the ear anyways, as so much is going on
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Oi, you better be free! I am not flying 8 hours over the Atlantic to amuse myself! I want Claire the Wit to entertain me!
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So demanding!
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A lingerie dance off? Shall we spray ourselves with hoses as well?
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No need I'll bring oil!! I can't wait it has always been my life long dream to witness a USA VS UK oiled up lingerie death match.
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Oh dear. I can just imagine the set up. We will spontaneously stop fighting and start making out with each other, right?
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God no! That would be wrong and totally against the Olympic ideals of lingerie death matches. You're terrible.
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What exactly are the rules of Olympic lingerie death matches?
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The first and only rule of Olympic standard lingerie death matches are you don't talk about Olympic standard lingerie death matches.
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The second rule is you don't talk about Olympic Lingerie Death matches.
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Woohoo Claire! I love the doodles! The Dungeon looks like a fun place haha.
Oh let me know when you go to Hamburg! I would love to meet you there! I hope I'm free then.
Hmm perhaps you won't read this. I'll use another communication thingy. A turtle or something.-
I click on 'favourites' when I log back on, to keep track of my shenanigans and to see what has happened in the discussions I have participated in
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You're sister is a Hamburger? Is her second name McDonald?
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Oh haha that is a good tip
How cool! Your sister lives there. Okay let me know when you go for sure ^_^!
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Ooh, I am having some weird Google Analytics bug. It says I had 0 visitors yesterday, which can't be right!
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Yay! BC just approved my blog!
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How odd, I had a comment removed by community and all it said was Thanks guys for reading and commenting on my blog!
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Haha! That was priceless! Left you a comment.-
Thanks Suzie! I responded. I have to admit, years later, that I'm glad I did it once. Now the curious cat in me is mollified forever at what a man in a thong looks like dancing to Aerosmith.
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