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supermarket clone
Posted by Sam1982 • 5/17/09 • Subscribe to this Discussion [RSS] • Report This Topic
Topics: craft, General, groceries, insanity, Just For Fun, shopping, supermarket
If you could make a likeness out of any supermarket items, what would you use?
Head: A rockmelon for the head, olives for the eyes, a button mushroom for the nose and streaky bacon for the mouth.
Body: 2x rump steaks for chest, 6x pull apart bread rolls for the belly.
Upper arms: french rolls
Lower arms: cucumbers
Hands/fingers: An assortment of plastic party knives and forks
Pelvis: a 3 litre bottle of chocolate milk
Legs: 2x legs of lamb
Feet: 2x shallow glad containers.
Extras: 1 x austrian sausage and 2x size 7 eggs
User Comments
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Hilarious. Though, I would daresay your midsection is more sourdough boule than pull apart rolls.
And that Austrian sausage is a little generous, don't you think?-
Judge not, its my own creation - if I wanted it to be accurate I would have used a polish salami
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Cucumber. Nuff said.-
so you're skinny, green and have no arms, legs or head...how do you type? Or do you just jump up and down on the keyboard?
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Ha ha ha ha ha ha! -
See that? I remained cool as a cucumber.
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My lips are like ripe berries. My skin is smooth like cream. My eyes are dark like chocolate and my hair is soft as corn silk.
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So you're just a head?
Good description though -
My breasts are ripe melons topped with hershey's kisses.
You asked. I answered. -
Yes......do go on.....
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My butt is a perfectly formed peach.
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well...this is getting...erm...fruity...
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Oh fine. I'll play.
I'm 90 percent molded out of deviled ham. My eyes are two pimento olives. I have broccoli ears, a cauliflower nose and baby corn lips. My hair is angel hair pasta in tomato sauce. I am decently clothed in paper grocery bags. But in spite of all of this, I have been left out of the cold case too long and I'm beginning to smell... -
A sculpture made completely of cheese.
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