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Swine Flu actually the Rapture
Posted by Stillthinking • 4/28/09 • Subscribe to this Discussion [RSS] • Report This Topic
Topics: laugh a little its all in fun, politics and religious discussions suck, swine flu, the rapture
It is no coincidence that Swine Flu originated in Mexico, one of the most Catholic nations on earth. Schoolchildren everywhere are being swept up by the Rapture.
Ironically, in one of the most outwardly devout Christian nations on Earth, very few Americans have been swept up in advance of the 1000 years of darkness.
Noticeably still present, Pat Robertson, Rush Limbaugh, Ann Coulter, Sean Hannity, and George W. Bush.
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So only the christian nations will be effected or did i hear something wrong.
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Yep. So far, it appears only Catholics are being affected. So I guess we really know who the chosen people are after all.
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Well, if you're right there's a huge irony taking place here, since the rapture-school Christians generally also suggest that the Catholic church is the infamous "beast".
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LOL I have many works to do for my earth. Busy -- let them rip rule in paradise.
Exam fever bye for now -
I told my mother this years ago. Laughter is good medicine, and boosts immunity. You are humbling this virus - very powerful indeed. -
Leave swine flu alone, what did it ever do to you! Poor thing.. -
More evidence that Swine flu is the rapture. Cases reported at Notre Dame University in Indiana.
Catholic university?-
OK! Everybody RUN!!! -
Not everyone! I think several of us are in no danger of being taken up to heaven.
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WooF!
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swine flu is definitely not rapture.
u have made it completely wrong.
swine flu is a gift from God to earth, just like what happen to Egypt in the day of Moses.
pharaoh heart is hardened. so does the people these day. so after Moses stretch forth his hand, plague decent.-
You're just upset because you've been LEFT BEHIND!
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LEFT BEHIND!
I think you may be right. -
oh, right... like a plague on non-Kosher meat?
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Stillthinking, you think I retard? Those dead will only go to hxll like the Egypt firstborn. I am not that stupid. You think the firstborn of pharaoh will go to heaven? I don't think so.
If you stay in "Egypt" or "Babylon", your only end is die.-
Actually, I think you're just someone with absolutely no sense of humor and too much self-righteousness.
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sense of humor? well, hell is not funny. so i don't need humor for hell.
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Good, cause I would rather be in hell than stuck listening to you.
Go save someone else. -
Yeah with a pitch fork stuck up my ass.
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Well, I am not the one who is saving. God does. If He have chosen, the one who speaks for him doesn't have to speak much.
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Dude, you are sucking the fun out of what is supposed to be lighthearted poke at religious hypocrisy.
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Relax dude this thread is purely just for fun...you know (Humor)
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He has no sense of humor. He's deadly serious about his bible and sending the rest of us to hell.
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you ever heard the word speaks the truth even if it lead to death? But if it can comfort you by saying that the dead were rapture, then let it be so. But when the day come, you will know. I can't give you any proof now. But I guess He will, if He wants to.
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Thank goodness my God is a loving one and not a vengeful, insensitive,
"I'm right and you're wrong" SOB and because I'm right, I'm gonna punish
and kill you all. The old testament clealy showed us this side of a vengeful GOD where his own people couldn't win with this guy. -
He love those who loved Him. He loves those who believed in Him. He loves those who did His will. He loves Israelites. He loves His people. He definitely doesn't love idol worshiper and all those who believe in other false god or demon. He definitely didn't love the pharaoh and his army and Egypt who captured His people. Else, the 10 plague wouldn't have landed on Egypt.
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I have reported you. You are starting to bore me.
You have derailed this most fun filled discussion.
Go Preach Somewhere Else.....find your sheep somewhere else among those who care to listen to babel. -
Doesnt love idol worshippers? Simon Cowell is gonna be so dissapointed with you -
reported me? lol. ok ok. fine. if you don' like it, then I'll just stop. if they want to remove my msg, then let it be. but why you can say they go to heaven but i cannot say they are not?
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IGNORED
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I was having much more fun with my Wolpertingers. -
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*singing* What if god was one of us - just a slob like one of us, just a stranger on the bus - trying to make his way home
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New question:
Is 86John the Antichrist?-
No he's a pain in my ass lmao
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LOL! You're going to give the poor man a stroke Grover!
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lol. of course I am not. I am a genuine Christian.
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JJJJESSSSSUUUUSSS
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"of course I am not. I am a genuine Christian."
just the kind of the thing the Antichrist would say.... -
drjay1966, are you antichrist?
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Dude, the antichrist isn't something to joke about...
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if Christ isn't the son of God then the antichrist wouldn't exist, right? -
Ahhh ... genuinely certifiable. Now I get it.
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What's with all this Antichrist business? Don't you know? There is no Antichrist. There is only me, who is anti-Christ. See how that works?
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*wondering if Jeunelle's reaction is Tickle-Me-Elmo induced*
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Killed another thread! another hash-mark on the old fuselage
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Make travel plans on Travelocity for the rapture!
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Hey--quit hijacking threads with gnomes!
We're having an important discussion here! -
Sorry. It's a disease.
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If it's the rapture we need travel plans. Where better to make those than online using Travelocity's gnome.
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I don't know if United flies to heaven.
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Who said anything about heaven? Need travel arrangements wherever one's headed.
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We still have a thousand years of darkness to endure though before that can happen.
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the truth is always the painful one.
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Grover we love you! *bows down to the Dr. Jay*
I did not think that was offensive. It was funny! -
Okay, that one went too far...my bad...
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hmm... well, if the truth is so unacceptable, then let's just say they all went to heaven.
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or we can say that there is no heaven or hell, or we can say that everyone went to hell or we can say that everyone went to heaven..
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yup. just what the crowd likes.
go to watch my tv. bye
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If you make it to heaven, I'll take a one way ticket back to hell.
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Wherever you are is heaven for me, baybeh...
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its your choice to do what you want. bye. really gtg. tv is running.
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Didn't you leave already?
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What I want is to put you in a casket but then I would be BAD
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Ah, a TV addict.
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not everything on tv is true, is it?
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Yes it is! My TV said so!
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hahaha
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hehehe good one
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Swine flue has got nothing to do with God or rapture. Why because God is love by nature and it is His desire not to harm His creation by anything. Furthermore God does not create sickness for the sake of achieving His purpose . I think it really depends on how we see things.
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Wow...humorlessness can really be kinda funny...
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@drjay...Indeed
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That's not 86john.
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Did you read my OP or did you immediately skip down to write a totally humorless response?
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gtally....You're right, those damn black heads looked the same lmao
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Yeah. sirus162002 at least left the window open to different points of view.
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@Jeunelle
[gtally....You're right, those damn black heads looked the same lmao]
RACIST! Or are you referring to acne?
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Sirus, its all a joke.
Take a few deep breaths and if you don't think its funny, then
please "step away from the PC"
Besides - What happen to turn the other cheek?
@Stillthinking, just so you know, when I started to read this thread, I was lol -
@voodoo after I said it and read it, I saw what you saw
I have a thing against black faceless avatars so YES I'm a racist.
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Different person with no avatar.
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Sticks finger through hole in cheek.
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Now you're starting to sound like you're turning into a zombie...
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Swine zombie alert! Run for your knives!
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That's what the 1000 years of darkness actually is: we all become zombies for Christ.
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zombies for jeebus
ready, set, snot off!
Hmmmm I wonder if zombies are certified? -
What is Christ if not a zombie?
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I OBJECT! to the harsh offensiveness and insensitivity to the religious and....you know...other PC God stuff....
Oh hell, I'm driving the bus to Hell, who wants to ride shotgun?-
dibs
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The cool kids sit in the back seat that resembles amazingly enough, a handbasket.
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Sweet, Gtally and I will total control over the stereo, and snacks.
MUwahahahahahaha -
Oh no, since we're on the way to hell anyway, can we skip the soft jazz?
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Right, then. Insane Clown Posse it is.
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SNORT! I volunteer to be map reader and navigator
so I can sit in the front closest to the door.
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The lighter side of Swine Flu
Check out this cartoon about Spider Pig and swine flu!
pastexpiry.blogspot.com/2009/04/cartoon-spyder-pig-meets-swine-flu.html
*CARTOON*
Feel free to post on your blog or "tweet" -
It's not Swine flu we should be worried about. Cat measles and monkey mumps are a far more insidious threat.
The reason you don't hear about Monkey mumps in the same way you do about Swine flu is because Donald Rumsfeld and his Neo con buddies only hold shares in Gilead who produce Tamiflu which as we are constantly told is the only antidote to SARS, Bird flu and now Swine flu.
Fear monkey mumps!! There is no antidote neo con or otherwise!!!-
I'm inclined to believe that, given what I know about Rumsfeld and his covert corporate actions to legalize Nutrasweet.
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It's true he made a 700 per cent profit on his shares during the bird flu "crisis"
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of course the AG religion finds nothing wrong with this shameless exploitation at all (see also, "Drill Baby Drill")
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right the, will yes that do
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Your spam is appreciated.
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Yours, too.
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Yes, you are absolutely correct. I just spoke to Jesus and he confirms it. The rapture is taking place right now. For those of you who are taking part, please stop by my blog. I have some advertisers there that you can make last minute purchases from before you go. -
Hahha, this has been the most entertaining thread I've read on BC for a long time. Humorlessness and religion is a killer combination. -
Gosh, with me being Catholic and all, I sure can't wait to go "UP UP UP in my beautiful, my beautiful BALLLLLOOOOOOOOON". Hee hee. Just kiddin', folks. Anyway, I can't remember the title to that old song. Btw, I'm more the type that will be headed DEEP south, where Mr. BeezleBob lives.
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