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Ten Low-Cost Ways to Promote Your Business
Posted by admoneyblog • 4/10/09 • Subscribe to this Discussion [RSS] • Report This Topic
Topics: business, Cost, easily, Free, investment, low, promote, ten, to, way
Business promotion is to running a successful business as practicing scales is to playing the piano well; it may not be a thrilling activity in itself, but you just have to do it! You should spend at least an hour a day on business promotion or planning how to promote your business (and more is better, if you can fit the time in)!........
Read full article and much more tips at: earnmoneylive.blogspot.com/2009/04/ten-low-cost-ways-to-promote-your.html
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Ten low cost ways to promote your business.
1/ Have your logo tattooed onto your always visible forehead.
2/ Wear a T shirt that says "I's in biznezz bitch!"
3/ Hold 17 people hostage in the local McDonald's and when they ask for your demands tell them you demand high quality and low low prices before plugging your business's name.
4/ Buy 68 cats from that fellow who lives under the railway bridge, have them shaved and then tattooed with your business ads before releasing them around the town (Try to release them in different areas, a herd of cats in one street is hard to read.)
5/ Ring random phone numbers and when people answer say "Hello, no this isn't sexual, but I can ring back later, I am ringing about high quality and low low prices and I have chosen you to be my business bitch!"
6/ Paint your business's name across high profile public buildings such as the post office, the court house or the Police station.
7/ Employ the local drunk to change his usual rant to include not just news of imminent alien invasion and government thought programs but also news of your latest offers and promotions.
8/ Ring the local news and tell them there's a crazy man in your shop and when the news crew arrive and ask where he is you say "You're looking at him!! I must be crazy with these low low prices I'm almost giving it away!"
9/ Sidle up to people on the street and whisper n their ear "I'm cheap, why don't you give me a try?"
10/ Become a professional boxer and have your business details painted onto the sole of your boots. -
good article aningeniousname,
anyway please take time to read my othe articles.....as i have read almost all your posts -
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Yes i have read almost all the post of aningeniousname....
my favorite one among them is: www.blogcatalog.com/discuss/entry/the-colour-of-money -
8/ Ring the local news and tell them there's a crazy man in your shop and when the news crew arrive and ask where he is you say "You're looking at him!! I must be crazy with these low low prices I'm almost giving it away!"
Il est fou, il est fou, Afflelou!
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