Meet BCS, a Prom Queen and an extremely attractive and popular female High School Senior looking for the perfect boyfriend. BCS is the most sought after female at her school as all the young men are constantly vying for her love and affection, but only a handful of these males are really worthy of her time as her standards are very high.

Over the summer, BCS had a huge crush on Sooner (OU). She had heavily flirted with Sooner for most of last year, and it seemed that there would be a good chance of them dating this year, but Sooner was in a horrific car accident back in September and he has never been the same since.

BCS is currently dating Gator (University of Florida). As one of the most athletic and popular guys in school Gator is everything BCS could ever ask for, and the two have an impressive history together. Most of BCS's friends strongly believe that the two will end up together when it's all said and done. Although BCS is perfectly happy with Gator, she finds herself becoming more and more attracted to Bama (Alabama). Bama lives in the same town as Gator (The SEC) and he shares many of Gator's qualities, but the two do not like each other at all. BCS realizes that there is no way these two can co-exist in the same town for the entire year, and she may have to make a difficult decision as to who she wants to be with between these equally eligible bachelors.

BCS has had a history of dating good looking bachelors with exceptional futures, however lately she has taken a certain liking to Hawkeye (Iowa)- a chubby, unattractive, unpolished Junior who hangs out next to the portable classrooms during lunch with his equally chubby, nonathletic, and unattractive friends (The Big 10). None of BCS's friends understand what she sees in Hawkeye, but his brute charm and ability to get himself out of tough situations each week make her feel secure.

BCS's last serious boyfriend was Trojan (USC). Many thought these two were destined to be together for a long time as Trojan has the potential to be the most eligible bachelor in the entire school. The problem is that Trojan seems to only live up to that potential 9 out of 10 times (I told you she has high standards). Last year, after being named Homecoming King, Trojan suffered an unforgettable social faux pas during Chemistry when he dropped a test tube and set the entire Chemistry Lab on fire. BCS didn't call Trojan after that incident, and many believe that this embarrassing moment for Trojan cost him a shot with the prettiest girl in school. Time healed all wounds and the two were back on speaking terms earlier this year. Their relationship took a positive turn when the two stayed up all night together talking on the phone while Trojan was in Columbus, Ohio. However de ja vu reared its ugly head as yet another public misstep in for Trojan, this one involving Trojan puking all over BCS while the two were in Washington, seemed to cost him BCS's affection.

The on-again, off-again relationship between BCS and Trojan continues to this day, however BCS is starting to develop a crush on USC's pal Duck (Oregon). USC's friends (The Pac-10) tend to be flaky and undependable, and are part of the reason BCS has fallen out of love with Trojan over the past few years. However Duck seems different. Duck was pretty quiet at the beginning of the year, but he has began to develop an electric personality that BCS kind of likes. This weekend, BCS is going over to Duck's house in Oregon for a small get together, and she will be accompanied by Trojan. Trojan feels that his date with BCS this weekend at Oregon will give him a great chance to get back in her good graces, however BCS has not yet told Trojan that she will also be keeping an eye out for Oregon, and if Oregon impresses her she will once again sever all ties with Trojan.

Then there's Tex (University of Texas). Tex last dated BCS in 2006 when he stole her from right underneath Trojan's arm. Recently, the two have been in serious talks of rekindling their flames and have talked to each other on the phone every night for about two months now. Since Bama and Gator will not be able to co-exist in the same town for the entire year, as mentioned earlier, word around the school is that Tex will have a great shot at competing with either Gator or Bama for the honor of being BCS's next boyfriend.

BCS is on the fence about one certain individual, and that's the enigmatic yet talented Tiger (LSU). Tiger 'scratched and clawed' his way into BCS's heart as he twice stayed overtime studying for a final back in 2007 in order to achieve one of the best GPA's in the school despite his brutal class schedule. BCS likes Tiger but she does not know if she loves him. She just doesn't know if he seems capable enough this year to achieve the same level of success as he did in 2007.

Among the perrennial studs hard at work looking to capture BCS's heart, there are three very unlikely suitors looking to steal her away from the conventional hunks.

Cincy (Cincinnati) is a pretty good candidate to end up with BCS, and although he has recently come down with the flu, he has not missed a single day of school because of it. This is very impressive to BCS.

Boise (Boise State) always seems to be in the mix, however he hangs around a bunch of nerds (The Mountain West Conference) who all get picked on by the bigger, stronger jocks at school. Boise earned a significant degree of respect from his peers back in 2007 when he beat up a bully, BCS's old flame Sooner, in front of the entire school. BCS has been over to Boise's house a few times, and she has noticed that he is a lot more engaging and outgoing when he is in the comfort of his own home. As much as BCS has developed feelings for the nerdy Boise, he realizes that he has absolutely no room for error if he wants to be included in the discussion of who deserves to be with the reigning prom queen.

While hanging out with Boise BCS has noticed T.C. (TCU), Boise's even nerdier younger brother, a few times. T.C. actually had slightly better grades than Boise last year, however BCS still feels that she is not ready to be seen in public with a guy THAT nerdy.

All in all, it goes without saying that BCS has a very tough decision to make. Does she stick with her current boyfriend, or does she go with his rival? What about the stud who screws up on occasion? The unassuming and unattractive suitor who has gotten the job done as of late? The nerd? The enigma? Only time will tell. Stay tuned.

From Big-nasty.com
(big-nasty.com/2009/10/the-bcs-based-on-a-true-story/)

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