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Posted by cookingasshole • 9/28/09 • Subscribe to this Discussion [RSS] • Report This Topic
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I went to the beach this weekend and had a boozin' good time. By beach I mean the Columbia river but at least there is sand. A bunch of bulls came around and were pretty aggressive. Here are some pictures:
What are your favorite beach memories?
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Ya.. when flirting with a gal n had some intimate moments
Hey, caught any of them crabs?-
why? need a home remedy?
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No, I got one for you
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Did you barbeque those bulls later?
I have loads of awesome beach memories, and a few embarrassing ones as well.-
we were discussing how to kill one of them and bring the carcass home but we all agreed it would be too much work.
please share!
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Gotta go now. But will share a bit later on.
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lame!
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beach memory... That's the best I got for a flashback scene...The year was 1999, spring break, I was 20 years old. MTV was there and I was there with about 10 or so of my buddies. We were waiting for a bikini contest to start and I decided to go to the car and chug a beer or three. Ran into the Budweiser guy on the way and he told me one of the taps on the side of his truck was hooked up, but not to tell. 20 minutes later he caught me and a bunch of people doing keg stands on the side of the semi trailer. Went back to the bikini contest got picked to go on stage by twins, and got on T.V. with one on each shoulder. Not MTV but my local news-
awesome!
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Your girls going to be a carnivore... Even from behind you can tell she wanted a juicy steak.
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so does daddy...
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Sauvie Island?-
exactly...past the nude beach...
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And all you thot worth photographing was a bunch of buffaloes?
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as long as you stayed on the road
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That looked like fun-
it was a lot of fun!
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Dang! Are they wild bulls, or stray ones? -
Doesn't anyone else find it odd to see bulls on the beach?
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Yes, that was the first thing that crossed my mind and I'm amused folks seemed to take the surreal bull infiltration with such calm.
"Ah yes, the sun, the sand, the surf, the giant angry bovine charging the Baywatch cast..." -
Yes, I find it very strange. I'll tell you what--if bulls appeared on Hollywood Beach in Florida, people would act much differently than the people in these pictures. -
you only see stuff like that in metro Portland...
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Good God, you'd better believe it. Don't ever take the MAX
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Aaah the beach! I grew up by the beach and my fondest memories of it are from my childhood days - picnics, picking sea shells, building sandcastles, running about and screaming like banshees, bbqs....
By the way those pictures are great but those bulls would concern me a little.-
it was crazy! one of them came to within five feet of us but I chased it away. they were stomping on peoples belongings and causing general mayhem.
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Great pictures! It looks like baby is chasing them off in the second one - love it! -
Most of my favourite beach memories do not even involve the beach -
My favorite beach memory is: 1. the food/ fresh seafood 2. taking my son 2 years ago and him loving the inside pool better than the beach. He hated getting dirty in the sand.
I deal with bulls all the time althought I am not at a beach. I have them follow me at feeding time and they arent mine they are my neighbors -
We went to the beach today and I swear I saw a seagull pull someones watch from out of their shoe and swallow it whole!
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no way! that is bullhockey!
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touche!
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I swear!! One of them tried to walk off with one of my sandals!
Sorry that picture is so big-I just don't feel like re-sizing it!-
they sound almost as aggressive as the bulls!
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I swear it was a watch. The people were not there - I was walking by and I saw the seagull pull something silvery out of a sneaker, and then swallow it! It really looked like a watch from the color and shape.
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that bird is going to have difficulty passing a watch!
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We were wondering about that!
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Well I didn't go to beach,but it sounds like your beach is like an alfred hitchcock movie
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NY seagulls are tough~ I think I saw them giving gang signs too!
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Tehehe
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Doll.....you should post a photo of Jones Beach so Cooking Asshole can see what a REAL beach looks like, which isn't at all like that pond in his photo!-
it is a river...the Pacific Ocean blows away the Atlantic any day!
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Well since the beaches are all topless in NY I may get in trouble at BC!
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nice try but I am calling BS on you!
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ok well I edited this one so you can see I am not lying.
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that bird is HOT!
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Told you ! She said her 'milkshake brings all the boys to the yard" whatever that means...
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I think that is one of the newfangled expressions the kids use nowadays.
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yah she said she was Fergalicious too.
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I just don't get kids
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I don't either and I politely asked her to move herself and her big boobs - she was blocking my view of the water and making me uncomfortable.
She said she would 'cut me'. -
did she refer to you as a 'fogey' or 'q-tip?'
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Neither. She called me a BAMFOP.
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I don't know what that means...
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Bad A** Mother F****** Old Person!
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well you are old...
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It was a compliment.
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doubtful
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you look funny in that nappy-
what is a nappy?
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