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we so easy to find the worst or chessy pick up lines that caused us a slap on da face (well sumtimes kicks on the balls too hehehe). We sure need pick-up lines that really works. The one that make women say "Awe dis guy is so sweet". SO All the lady Killers out there, get ur ass here n gimme ur best shot *wink*

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  1. chrisdowsett
    G'day. I'm Chris.
  2. verollete
    im sure it will work veryy smooth if u have Heyden Christensen's look heheeh
    1. jbmasigan
      youre hot!
  3. chrisdowsett
    Haha. I'm guessing women like Mr Christensen - in which case you wouldn't need a line really.
    1. hatingtherain
      Yeah, women love Hayden Christensen..especially me
  4. verollete
    I hope there's a guy says : "I noticed u walking in, n i dont wanna lose my chance to say hi"
  5. acousticguitarist
    "G'day idiot." It works every time
    1. verollete
      yes...panda cos u love a spank on ur butt hehhehehe
    2. acousticguitarist
      i don't like this sort of conversation. good night
    3. hatingtherain
      what panda? u don like spank on ur butt? crazy
  6. SpursFanCA
    Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?
    1. verollete
      the lady will say : "No. Cos i just turn on da lights " *Peace witt*
  7. technomicro
    Wow.... Whats a great mountain....
  8. jonrs
    Do you like ______, i'll cook for you!
    1. verollete
      niceeeee... love that
    2. jonrs
      Lets go for window shopping!!!! hehehe
    3. jonrs
      I dunno but i figured it out that this kind of pick-up lines leads you to a second date, third date or more..
    4. PetLvr
      @jonrs ... dude .. why are you impersonating a woman?
    5. verollete
      i know that she is he...
  9. ModelElaine
    When I met my bf he said something along the lines he was a pretty good lay. It really intrigued me and I just couldn't stop thinking about what he said.
    1. verollete
      and what was that elaine?Tell me! Tell me!
    2. ModelElaine
      just like I said it was that he said he was a good lay. It was a great pick up line. Most importantly it worked. We had sex that same night
    3. verollete
      i guess it wont work if he's ugly looking hehhhehe Ps.Im lookin at ur swimsuit prtfolio.. Keep up da gewd work Gurl!!
  10. hatingtherain
    this should work

    "let me clean your refrigerator..please.Then I'll take out your garbage and clean your toilet. And I'll always GO OUTSIDE if I need to pass gas"
    1. verollete
      heheheh...i guess this guy is begging to live with u :P..
    2. DeadRooster
      hatingtherain--I don't believe in pick up lines, but I could see how that might work. BRILLIANT! LOL
    3. searchingwithin
      I would think the guy had lost his mind, and probably call the people in the little white coats.
    4. lordiwanttobewhole
      haha....that would do it for me! I'd be head over heels!
  11. darren1985
    Hm, i made this myself.

    In a bar:
    "I've just got fired, but i think my boss did the right thing, coz only then i'm able to sit down with you here."

    Anywhere:
    "I'm proposing to my girlfriend.. And i need your help.."
    Surely this would lead to more conversations... (",)

    "I'm a winner at everything.. except to win your heart..."

    Hope this help!
    Cheers!
    1. hatingtherain
      unemployed
      engaged
      a loser

      yes, that's exactly what most women are looking for in a man.
    2. verollete
      huahhahaha.... u right gurl... DARREN it wont work. Unless u are Hayden hehehe
    3. hatingtherain
      yeah, Hayden could pretty much say anything and I'd be hopping right in the sack with him. Or nothing. In fact, that would be even better. You don't NEED any acting skills when you're that hot.
    4. darren1985
      Lol... Hayden again...

      The best pick-up line is always the natural way.. Just be honest and tell a girl that you would like to be her friend and etc.. but no horny words yet..

      Cheers! (",)
  12. darren1985
    Hm, i made this myself.

    In a bar:
    "I've just got fired, but i think my boss did the right thing, coz only then i'm able to sit down with you here."

    Anywhere:
    "I'm proposing to my girlfriend.. And i need your help.."
    Surely this would lead to more conversations... (",)

    "I'm a winner at everything.. except to win your heart..."

    Hope this help!
    Cheers!
  13. jonrs
    women loves getting compliments so try saying things like
    " I like the shoes, i like your hair style, you have good taste in fashion can you accompany me for shopping?"

    they are mushy but women like it.
    1. ModelElaine
      nice............. my bf just said the other day he liked my lingerie........
    2. verollete
      dont say dat after he said that u guys had sex again heheheh *LOL* U Go GURL
    3. jonrs
      elaine - so after he said that he likes your lingerie - both of you got horny? what happened?
    4. verollete
      Elaine dont answer that.. he's just getting horny reading dis hehhehe...
    5. jonrs
      no way... im just asking if what happened next. curious maybe you had nice dinner or midnight snack.. hahaha.
  14. bingoblog

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    1. hatingtherain
      quit spamming
  15. verollete
    I guess gurl doesnt really throwing pick up line to guys, cos we didnt pick up guys.. GUYS PICKED us up.. women only need to throw a sexy stare, a little smile n walk in front of him n show off ur body shape gurl heheheh

    i guess all pick up lines that come from HOT GUYS WILL ALWAYS WORK..even if the lines are cheesy..
    1. jonrs
      ur absolutely right.. you got it girl.. "ur quite genious"
  16. verollete

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  17. verollete
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  18. DeadRooster
    Pick up lines are dumb. Women are people, just talk to them. Seriously.
    1. verollete
      do i know u sumwhere? ur face familiar..
    2. DeadRooster
      Is that a pick up line?
    3. verollete
      huahhahah.... u can say that as a pick up line, but also as a REAL QUESTION hehhe
    4. DeadRooster
      Hmm, I don't know--maybe you've seen me around BC or elsewhere on the internet. I'm not shy about showing my picture.
  19. gearsofrock
    Forget the pick-up line, just do what all girls do to us: pretend to bump into them, and say "oops, sorry. wow, I am glad I bumped into you."
    1. verollete
      Nice... Love that.. so when will u bump into me? hehheh I cant believe i just give u my pick up line hehhe
    2. timethief
      Any man who tried that adolescent bumping into me stuff on me would find himself wishing he hadn't.
    3. gearsofrock
      I agree that it is completely adolescent, but I learned it from some girl that recently did that to me when I was out with my wife. She was not happy.
    4. timethief
      The likelihood that any guy would pick me up and take me to bed after having just met me in a bar is ZERO. So I guess it's fair to say that I have utter disdain for all "pick up lines". Like deadrooster said above "Pick up lines are dumb. Women are people, just talk to them. Seriously."
    5. gearsofrock
      I absolutely agree, but most people seem to think otherwise when you are part of the pick up game. I hated it.
    6. verollete
      i guess pick up line will works WHEN/IF :

      1. The guy or the Gurl is Totally hot. That no matter how good her/his pick upline is.. it will always work.

      2. When they both are drunk. Bumping to each other n say sorry, or "is it hurt? falling from heaven" even the worst pick up line will work heheh..

      3. If the guy n da gurl only looking for sum "action". pick up line is like answer to their prayer to have sum action..
    7. gearsofrock
      I forgot to mention that being drunk in a bar was a requirement for the "bump trick."
  20. gearsofrock
    Yeah I know, I wish I knew this trick 10 years ago...haha
    1. verollete
      how bout if u bump into her say sorry n steal her purse heheeh... *wicked*
    2. gearsofrock
      haha...but you can't get any action from running away with her purse.
    3. verollete

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    4. gearsofrock

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    5. verollete
      huahahah.....
  21. pointlessbanter

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    1. verollete
      i hope the gurl not really counting it heheh...
  22. cjeffrey88
    "Hello, my name is Chad Christensen, Hayden's brother. I'll show you where he sleeps if you come back to my place."
    1. verollete
      huahhaha... that's funny... hehe... ..
  23. verollete
    Hey the community will remove all comment contains of MAGIG NAUGHTY WORDS. sucks
    1. hatingtherain
      My naughty words usually stay up...weird
    2. technomicro
      Why that, when i c a girl deeply, i hear a naughty word.... which can't write in langua
  24. worldzootoday
    The one pick up line always works on me is, "I will be your slave".
  25. LynneaUrania
    One pick-up line got my attention:

    "Have you ever been arrested?"

    The one who used it was a cop who was hitting on my in Tustin, CA.
    1. hatingtherain
      did it work?
    2. verollete
      yeah.. did it work? or he really arrested u .. hey hatingtherain.. u can see dat they delete all my naughty comments from discussion...
    3. timethief
      @verolette
      Your command of English is very poor and your choice of using text speak and obscene language does not serve you well as a blogger. Setting that aside the use of obscenities is against the community guidelines for forum posting.

      Pornography & Swearing
      Foul language or porn will result in your posts being removed
      www.blogcatalog.com/discuss/entry/read-before-posting-1

      I'd like to suggest that you focus on learning English language skills so you can increase traffic to your blog, and this post contains some useful resources for ESL bloggers.
      ESL and Blogging onecoolsite.wordpress.com/2008/11/23/esl-and-blogging/
    4. timethief
      duplicate removed
  26. aophilippines
    what i usually do i throw a pen or a coin right underneath the girl, and then go to pick it up, and say hello
    1. verollete
      well dats cute hehehe...
  27. Kindler
    So what's the count?
    How guys tried the worst or chessy pick up lines on you today?
  28. Arcticulates
    Here is an oldie that my dad says works:

    If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me.


    1. DeadRooster
      Haha! I love that. I would never try to use it as a pick-up line (again, pick-up lines are dumb), but I might use it on one of my friends.
    2. busylizzy
      That's even in a country music song's lyrics!
  29. DonMega
    This works great in Bars:

    Excuse me miss, my name is "Don". I'm blah,blah,blah. (Buy Her a Drink).

    Then get lost, in the bar. Start talking to other women and the one you bought the drink will pop up saying she's been looking all over for you.

    You reply Oh Really? Then say you gotta run and give her your business card. (Expect a call the next day)
  30. JumbleyWordGuy
    I'm ugly then because not a single pickup line has worked for me. Sadly I always meet people through work, which the result of said relationship becomes a product of who's work is more stressful. I quit.
  31. thecollegewarrior
    My name is Billy but you can call me anytime.
  32. Jeunelle
    #1. Here comes the sun.
    #2. Do you come here often?
    #3. I died and went to heaven the day I saw you.
    BARF X 3
  33. thecollegewarrior
    Do you work for cingular because you're raising my bar!
    1. jasonthebaldguy
      tasteless but amusing!
  34. jasonthebaldguy
    I really don't understand pickup lines!...

    on one occasion while standing in line outside a club, my buddy commented that women have it easy because all they have to pay is the cover charge. I replied, "Well I am doing better than them! I'm broke!, your paying my cover charge and drinks!"

    within 2 minutes of sitting down some girl walked over and bought ME a drink!

    so ... there is no way to know what works!
  35. marknh
    your dad must have been a thief, because he stole the stars and put them in your eyes.
  36. drjay1966
    Would you like to pet my aardvark?
    1. MadMadMargo
      That would do it for me...I love animals.
    2. busylizzy
      Mad Margo - you are too much!LOL!
  37. Arnous81
    Is your dad a terrorist? Cause baby youre the bomb.
    1. verollete
      my dad is a cop n u are arrested for being so cute hehehe
    2. Arnous81
      @ verollete: Why thank you!
    3. verollete
      SEE... it's end up me hitting u hehehe
    4. Arnous81
      Dont you mean hitting ON me?
    5. verollete
      sorry missed the ON .. yes ON U
  38. richardworks
    Ok I'm going to be a little corny about my pick up lines..this lines are pretty old..hehe hope this will work..
    1.) If I would rearrange the alphabet I will put U and I together.=p
    2.) Haven't your legs gone tired because your running through my mind all night..;p

    freeseotipsandtricks.blogspot.com
  39. acousticguitarist
    if i want to meet someone i just walk up and say anything at all
  40. dekadaye
    my fiancee said: you're the most beautiful person i've ever seen
  41. Theresa111
    Dinner in a quiet place to see if you have anything in common.
  42. barryfromtexas
    Are there pickup lines? Somehow I always get approached and I have no idea why - I am an old fat guy.

    Maybe the appearance of having a good time (which I usually am) is enough.
    1. busylizzy
      Barry - Girls like guys who seem comfortable with themselves but are not cocky, seem to be happy and having a good time without being obnoxious, and have a certain air of approachablity. People in general are probably comfortable about approaching you. BTW - fat old guy - my sister who is single and lives near Houston likes guys who are "soft."
  43. busylizzy
    I was in a bar with a girlfriend many years ago and she saw this really cute guy. He truely seemed familiar to her and then it hit her. They were playmates around the age of 5. She was hot for him and went over and said "Didn't we used to take baths together?" OMG - she didn't introduce herself or tell him he looked familiar, just went straight for the bathtub question.
    1. verollete
      huahhahahha.... definitely will work
  44. dosox
    Hi!!.. Who are you?

    This works well
  45. soregrapes
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    1. barryfromtexas
      Pickup lines?

      If You were a blonde I would think you were a dumb blonde
  46. sriraminhell
    "How you doin" a la Joey @ Friends works well!!
    1. verollete
      I can see Joey saying that to me
    2. sriraminhell
      Well, good luck!!
  47. lordiwanttobewhole
    I just simply believe in friendship first and getting to know someone and then using my judgement.I've gotten wise over the years...I don't fall for lines........
  48. creemos
    "Hello! May I help you?" Oh... you don't mean THAT kind of pick-up line...
    1. creemos
      Ah! A sense of humor too!
  49. busylizzy
    I am so glad I'm not single anymore! I'd either be laughing my head off or grossing out if I had to be listening to this stuff!
  50. Hardhead
    Hi, did you know bananas are good for you? Look what they did for me.

    HH
  51. fabiangomez
    how about..

    oh snap...(insert laugh) i swear your soo beautiful you made me forget my pickup line. So how about a drink?
  52. thesanto
    how about, do you know karate? why? because your body is kicking!
  53. roodiy
    here's some pick up lines~

    are you from jamaica coz ja-mai-can me crazy
    are you a computer technician coz you're turning my software into hardware
    did u just fart coz you blew me away!
    1. verollete
      i love these lines... make me smile
  54. sensico
    I personally just like for guys to start a random conversation (preferably about something nerdy like computer games or latest gadgets) and then lead into asking me put. That way I dont feel completely uncomfortable going out with a guy I just met.
    I really dont use pickup lines for guys, cause I never had to pick-up a guy before.
  55. Arnous81
    I just go up to a girl and say "I hate you" with a smile on my face.Good convo starter.
  56. jonrs
    Love is passion, obsession, someone you can't live without. If you don't start with that, what are you going to end up with? Fall head over heels. I say find someone you can love like crazy and who'll love you the same way back. And how do you find him? Forget your head and listen to your heart. I'm not hearing any heart. Run the risk, if you get hurt, you'll come back. Because, the truth is there is no sense living your life without this. To make the journey and not fall deeply in love - well, you haven't lived a life at all. You have to try. Because if you haven't tried, you haven't lived.
  57. msbaby
    Hi! That looks heavy. Can I help you with that?
  58. verollete
    "do i know u sumwhere?"
  59. SSNUFFY
    how Bout,,, "Hey doll", "My wife sez its ok if we mess around a lil""
  60. teramki
    The best pick up line is "Hi" and then let your body do 95% of talk . It always work ( if you think it doesn't then it will not work for you) . Make women feel she needs to learn some pick lines to pick u.


    Its not what the pick up line is but how ,when and who deliver it .
  61. letters2soulmate
    "Hello, my name is [insert your name]."

    Be polite, genuine and respectful. You'll be amazed at how well this works.
  62. verollete
    sssssssssss
  63. kroegergirl
    I dont like "hey shorty" Or " Hey pretty lady" Or if he yells "Whats up with you and me?" UGH. I just want someone to say "Hi, may name is..." and take it from there. All those cheesy pick up lines arenot nessesary
  64. toadsticker
    in freezer section at the grocery...
    "hey, you should be here because you could melt all this stuff"
    All right I stole it from My blue heaven.
    Randy
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