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My wife, mother in law, mom, cousin, etc...are all on a diet. I think they've always been on a diet. Why are women always on a diet? The forever diet.

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  1. momscrazylife
    isn't the forever diet, marriage?
    1. Anok
      No I think that's the forever binge
    2. momscrazylife
      Can I call it the " forever laxative induced purge"
    3. Anok
      Yup, that applies too
  2. Anok
    See, now, if they just ate proper, they could be on a the forever diet that actually works, otherwise known as a balanced diet, or good nutrition!
    1. bloggernoob
      haha, doesn't seem like that's a popular diet. I think most women are looking for a quick fix. an elixer of sorts. the don't eat too much diet seems to work fine for me. although, if someone could figure out a cheese burger and fries diet, i think that would make a lot of money
    2. momscrazylife
      this is true
    3. ekim941
      Cheeseburger and fries diet = bachelor diet
    4. danaseilhan
      Trouble is, most people don't know how to eat properly, even those who think they do.
  3. pamelabaker
    Because; it is better to be asked why you are on a diet than why you aren't on one
  4. offendedblogger
    We are very complex creatures and even we can't figure ourselves out.
    1. damonm55
      Truer words were never spoken, (from a woman who chases a man named Jesus, with a hot dog cart.)
    2. bloggernoob
      how does Jesus come up in a diet thread? Can't seem to escape the son of man. Hopefully tony doesn't remove this thread cause of the religious overtone
    3. offendedblogger
      That is no hot dog cart!

      It is a taco truck!!

      Real men drive them, you know.
    4. Anok
      It's a taco stand, silly!
    5. ekim941
      Bloggernoob, I think it's pronounced Hey-suess
    6. bloggernoob
      MMMhmmmmm....Tacos....(homer simpson)
  5. momscrazylife
    wait, I thought it was a hot dog stand? Is that East Coast?
    1. damonm55
      Hot dog / taco cart - doesn't matter which.

      You just better eat what Jesus is servin.
  6. momscrazylife
    Vodka and cranberry I hope.
    1. bloggernoob
      put some red bull in that, and i'm there
  7. DarkAngelMe
    I'm on diet too.. of increasing my ass :-P

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