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Ok I have noticd that there are alot of blogger conferences out there. (None of them I can go to because of distance nor can I afford it right now) so I thought we needed to start the Hippy Bloggers conference.

It is a cheap informative conference. We will camp in tents (no hotel bill) We will bring sandwich stuff to share. (low cost eating). The only thing we have to do is have a campground where we have DSL.

What will you bring to our cheap informative middle of nowhere confrence?

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  1. polybore
    Free WiFi and a large wicker man inside which someone can be sacrificed by fire at the end of the festival.

    Also the last person to arrive at the festival should also be sacrificed. It is a good way to make sure everyone turns up promptly.

    Ok basically free WiFi and lots of human sacrifices will ensure polybore's attendance.
    1. Theresa111
      I saw The Wicker Man and I felt so bad for him!
    2. Firkroy
      Did you see both of them????
    3. polybore
      Just the first. Did not bother with the second how could it possibly be any better than the first.
  2. Deray28
    I will make my famous guacamole, we would need some plastic sheets to protect our computers though.
    1. FreakSmack
      wrong spot
  3. DollinNYC
    Too bad the Cooking Asshole cut off his golden locks...now he can't participate. I'm afraid I don't qualify either.
    1. Deray28
      He is still a hippie at heart though
    2. DollinNYC
      True. he is probably burning some incense as we speak.
    3. FreakSmack
      @ Doll - "I'm afraid I don't qualify either." - Is that so?

      Somebody please play "The Peoples Court" theme music for me. (walks in to court)

      I present to the court 3 exhibits

      A

      Here it is plain as day, the Doll standing in front of an establishment that sells Hippie coffee from Portland, OR.


      Would the court please direct your attention to exhibit B


      This photo clearly shows the Doll with a bag of low-grade hippie coffee. She didn't even claim to be holding it for a friend.

      And Finally exhibitC


      Oh, you qualify! All facts of this case can be found at DollinNYC
      I rest my case!
    4. amybyrd21
      haha lol that is funny
    5. DollinNYC
      Rebuttal: I tried that coffee against my better judgment on the advice of that Portland Hippie Cooking Asshole!!!! It turned me INTO a hippie!!

      I rushed to my favorite local coffee and bought my regular brand...it took a few cups but I was returned to my former self. I am still suffering from the side effects of drinking that toxic Stumptown coffee i.e. I find myself singing Grateful Dead songs or longing for some Patchouli. When that happens I know I need to get some REAL coffee in my system fast - and it all goes away. The doctor said it may take a few months for it to be completely out of my system.
    6. FreakSmack
      Doll, is that Kool & The Gang I hear playing in the background?
    7. DollinNYC
      NO! that would be Cooking Asshole!! see here:
      www.blogcatalog.com/discuss/entry/celebrate-good-times

      I am off to see Ricky Gervais at Carnegie Hall - NOT something a hippie would do!
  4. drjay1966
    Hippy bloggers?

    You mean bloggers with big hips?

    How about those with big butts, would they be welcome, too?
    1. amybyrd21
      yep we dont judge. I have no butt so we will accept big, small, and no butt people. Remember hippy people are non judgemental and have free love
  5. tcinvestor
    Magnesium fire starter, cans of spam, Pabst Blue Ribbon and a Djembe drum. (I'm kidding about the PBR)
    1. Deray28
      I was hoping you were kidding about the spam, we have enough here!
    2. DollinNYC
      Hippies don't eat Spam either and they certainly don't drink PBR! You are totally confusing them with hipSTERS!!!
    3. FreakSmack
      What's with this hipster shite talk about Ice Cold Pabst Blue Ribbon Beer*, beer of the gods? It's always been redneck beer always will be, and I'll kick any "Hipster's" ass that claims otherwise.


      * Pabst Blue Ribbon is the official beer of FreakSmack, FreakSmack.blogspot,com, and FreakSmack,com. However the views of FreakSmack, FreakSmack.blogspot,com, and FreakSmack,com do not necessarily reflect those of The Pabst Brewing Company, Pabst Blue Ribbon, or any of it's subsidiaries.
    4. Soirette
      Nah! No PBR. It's KoolAid, man.
    5. lotusb
      I fuggin LOVE PBR!!!
    6. DollinNYC
      FS you need to come go to Williamsburg, Brooklyn and you will see it with your own eyes! The hipsters with their damn skinny jeans and bad expensive haircuts have taken over PBR !!
      looky here:
      www.erstwhile.net/junk/hipsterbingo/
    7. FreakSmack
      It's Time To Kick Some Hipster Ass! We gave them Miller High Life... It's never enough...

      Though I can't blame them for loving that cold refreshing tap the Wisconsin taste of PBR
    8. tcinvestor
      I must be a hick since I grew up on PBR. It is a cultural necessity in my home town. Hell, I have a picture of a PBR sign that I took when travelling through Europe when we were tooling around some small town in the Czech Republic. Go figure - PBR goes global. It must be the Redneck Mafia... :-)
      @Freak..the disclaimer is damn classic. Nearly fell out of my chair laughing.
    9. FreakSmack
      tcinvestor's on team PBR! Hell Yeah!
    10. tcinvestor
      I think it is time to start a PBR thread.
    11. tcinvestor
      I started a PBR thread. Feel free to come and voice your opinion & share an interesting story about your experience with PBR. www.blogcatalog.com/discuss/entry/pbr-some-say-nectar-of-the-gods I know, link dropper, so what...go have a PBR.
  6. LolitaV
    i will bring stale Couscous, tofu and cocaine.
    1. DollinNYC
      Hippies don't do cocaine!
    2. Soirette
      Good point. You don't do cocaine "on the bus."
    3. DollinNYC
      you were on point with the special brownies...
    4. lotusb
      I'll take the tofu and coke....
  7. Soirette
    Special brownies. Patchouli oil. Beads.
  8. MidwestMom
    Dude. Great idea. [loads up the van]
  9. lotusb
    Can I bring pot?
  10. acousticguitarist
    I will bring an out of tune guitar and sing Frank Zappa's tune with the lyrics "I'm going down to Frisco to play my bongos in the dirt"

    I will then attempt to cook pancakes in a wok, I saw it tried in 1973 8in Nimbin

    I will then spend most of the evening trying to find my tent, also done in Nimbin in 1973
    1. acousticguitarist


      I will also talk about love and then argue with girlfriend all night
    2. amybyrd21
      I want that van. That is so cool. I always wanted a happy hippy van with shag carpet in the back of it.

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