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The message on YOUR headstone?
Posted by gosmelltheflowers • 10/16/07 • Subscribe to this Discussion [RSS] • Report This Topic
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We are all one day closer to death (Evil laugh)
What will the message be on your headstone?
Do tell...
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I will be cremated, so there's no question of a head stone. But assuming they feel the need to give me a head stone, I guess too many people will want to put too many words on it and the democratic decision will be to leave the space empty, so that each of them can imagine their favorite words there!! -
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We had to reach this point to shut him up. Silence is golden. -
Still at last.-
actually, i think they should put a cam down in my grave to:
1) document the process of decay just in case i'm like, a saint, or something (you never know)
2) make sure that i really am not moving any more ... i would NOT put it past my ADHD to animate my corpse in some small way ..... -
Cool!
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She led by example.
And wore some bitchin' Converse low tops.-
lmfao
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Cardio...Cool words on the tombstone!!
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speaking of nike's....how about the following 3 words for my headstone:
"Just Did It!"
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I'm immortal so I have no need for headstone but if I did maybe:
"just resting"
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"look on the bright side, you're doing better than me"
my virtual headstone: lamenews.blogspot.com/-
Love it !
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LMFAO Lamenews...man you crack me up! Thank you!
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I want it to say.
"She lived her life like it was Golden"
because I try to. Each day that God give me is precious and I try not to waste one minute of it. -
"I hope it's not just 42..." -
This is epitaph is already taken by a famous Swedish author - a man. Maybe I could change some words.
"Here lies the ashes of a woman who had the habit of postponing everything until tomorrow. Though she bettered on her final day and really died ...." -
iriegal,
Nope, no Nikes for me. My site usually has a Converse low top at the beginning of each post to indicate what kind of mood I am in. Hence, the bitchin' comment. -
"At Least It Ain't New Jersey" -
With any luck I'd like
"he wasn't doing something stupid. Really."-
LOL!
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I'll be cremated too (it's more environmentally friendly), and my ash will be spread over the Adriatic sea
But if I'd like to have a stone, the message would be:
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I will be cremated. No headstone. Whatever messages I have, it will be in my blog. Do log in Beautiful World, steptpg.blogspot.com !-
A blog burial then, hmm....
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"He is in death as he was in life, lying on his back with his todger in a box."-
A stiff one ma' lud!
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hahaha like it....
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"Finally I did one thing right... I died" -
Something like 'Im behind you'
'Your stood on my head'
'Mind the Flowers' -
Just like some of us, I shall be cremated when that time comes. But for the sake of this discussion my headstone will say:
"Mum forever" :-)
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Clever!
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"Here lies Mrs. Coffy...she was good to the last drop."
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I'd like to have a movement sensor that triggers a speaker that shouts "WALK ROUND!" -
"Author"
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Nice or RIP - Read in Peace :0)
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I too am being cremated, but my headstone would read "Send Vodka" -
I'd like to be jettisoned into space! -
"Fear not the dark, but what the dark hides." -
I'm too busy to die -
"Digg This!" -
My stone would read.
"update the damn blogs"
" her first ever Digg " -
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Fantastic - thanks for sharing!
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Thank you -
Mine will say:
I'LL BE BACK... -
Mine will say:
"Please read my blog and leave a comment." -
I'm reminded of that joke....
(it's a groaner .. children please turn off your computers now)
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A husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary.
The husband yells, "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads, 'Here Lies My Wife - Cold As Ever.'"
"Yeah?" she replies. "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads, "Here Lies My Husband - Stiff At Last.'"
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Ha - LOL!
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I, too, also want to be cremated. But if I did have a tombstone, it would read:
"Her sins, which are many, are forgiven; for she loved much."
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that's all folks!:)) -
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We’ll announce the winner along with their headstone by lights out on Monday 30th October, Dubai time. The winner can then send the $50 of free flowers anywhere in the world, courtesy of our partners Flora 2000, the International delivery experts.
Good luck! -
i can't die because...who'd take care of my kids? they'd have to stuff me and stand me next to a pile of laundry or hunched over a toilet with a toilet brush in my hand. -
When I die bury me deep,
with a bag of reefer at my feet.
With a joint in my hand,
so I can smoke my way to the promise land.
No really, that was a joke. I think that I would love to have what my some of my recently deceased grandfather said. And I quote
"I did the best I could with what I had"
You really can't ask for anything more from anyone. He was a great man as well. -
Lyrics from John Prine's Please Don't Bury Me ;-D
Woke up this morning.
Put on my slippers.
Walked in the kitchen and died.
And oh what a feeling!
When my soul went thru the ceiling.
And on up into heaven I did ride.
When I got there they did say Danny it happened this way.
You slipped upon the floor and hit your head.
And all the angels say, just before you passed away, these were the very last words that you said.
Please don't bury me, down in that cold cold ground.
No, I'd druther have em' cut me up and pass me all around.
Throw my brain in a hurricane and the blind can have my eyes.
and the deaf can take both of my ears if they don't mind the size.
Give my stomach to Milwaukee if they run out of beer
Put my socks in a cedar box just get em' out of here
Venus de Milo can have my arms look out! I've got your nose.
Sell my heart to the junkman and give my love to Rose
Please don't bury me, down in that cold cold ground.
No, I'd druther have em' cut me up and pass me all around.
Throw my brain in a hurricane and the blind can have my eyes.
and the deaf can take both of my ears if they don't mind the size.
Give my feet to the footloose, careless, fancy free.
Give my knees to the needy don't pull that stuff on me.
Hand me down my walking cane it's a sin to tell a lie.
Send my mouth way down south and kiss my ass goodbye.-
That is good
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I told you I was sick!-
Be well, do good work, and keep in touch! -
I hope you realize that was just an attempt at humor
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I did
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Dreams Are Yours To Share . . . No Regrets.
Dan -
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HEY GUYS - WE'VE DECIDED TO GIVE AWAY $50 WORTH OF FLOWERS TO THE BEST ANSWER TO THIS POST AT OUR BLOG - JUST CUT N PASTE YOUR ANSWER HERE:-
www.gosmelltheflowers.com/blog/archives/1114
We’ll announce the winner along with their headstone by lights out on Monday 30th October, Dubai time. The winner can then send the $50 of free flowers anywhere in the world, courtesy of our partners Flora 2000, the International delivery experts.
Good luck!
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