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The never-ending story...
Posted by MadamX • 2/25/09 • Subscribe to this Discussion [RSS] • Report This Topic
Topics: animals, art, Cars, family, food, life, love, people, social, world
Ok, I will start the story with a sentence, then everyone will add to the story with their own sentence...lets see where this goes.
Once upon a time, in a land far away, there lived a lady who ate red licorice, drank diet coke, faithfully watched the TV show LOST and talked to cats as if they were people.
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Sometimes, the lady, name as Alice watch Prison Break during the day and watch a series of anime during the night. -
One day one of the cats suddenly started to speak back, he begged her turn of lost because it was doing his head in.......... -
The lady did not understand why the cat is doing this..Suddently, the cat become angry..it started to behave aggresively and violently..
"Meoow..Meoww Warrr!!!" The cat raises its voices to Alice.
Alice who still confuse about this sudden incident try to figure out how does the cat sudddently can talk to her...is it possible? Is this a dream? -
"I assure you this is no dream!" Exclaimed the cat known as Mittens. -
"You see," said the cat. "We cats have always been able to speak and I'm only revealing my intelligence to you because the revolution has begun. You must have noticed that we watch you humans closely and go out every night? What did you think we were doing?" -
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haha that lasted a long time... anyone have anything else to make this story live?
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In fairness..."The Neverending Story" films did actually have endings...we're just following suit!
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yes the sequel
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I find this offensive. You have stolen the details of my life and made a joke out of it!!!!
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Mittens decided it was time to teach the lady a lesson, she tied Alice up and convinced the other cats to spoon feed their canned cat food to Alice...Mittens sat back and popped open a can of diet coke and a box of Red Vines.
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As Alice begged Mittens to let her go he stalked up to her and, putting on a beret, said "'Mittens' is my slave name. You will call me Klevotovich. My comrades call me 'Che'."
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"Are you out of your mind?" Alice screamed, "What kind of name is Klevotovich?"
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Alice also screamed "and where did you find that little beret?!"...suddenly the door burst open and there stood....
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The door burst open and there stood Shrek and his little dump donkey, smiles and said "Well, don.. Where actually my princes fiona hide?" Donkey replies, "Nahh.. We are on the wrong site..hee-hoorkk!".. -
suddenly the donkey disappears and Shrek turns into Incredible Hulk ... -
"Wrong site indeed. Look, there goes Tiger Woods but it's my Fiona that I really miss..", said Shrek. -
Suddenly a giant nuke blows up the whole world! the never ending story just ended!
I'm such a jerk..... -
But Shrek and Fiona landed into planet Venus and became the new Adam and Eve. They live in a garden called Eden Junior to start another race...
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In the meantime..back to the Alice and the Mitten story..
"Klevotovich?" ask Alice to the little mitten.
Suddenly Alice remember that furicious name..Its a name of a furious, cold blooded and the most powerful socceror from the dark kingdom..The Kingdom of Azkarban.
"Yes..thats my name!! Hahaha..does the name ring any bell?" Klevotovich reply instantly with the ugliest laughther Alice ever heard in her entire life.
"Since you already know my true name..its time for you to die my dear.." said Klevotovich with her ugly smile on her face. -
Suddenly, Alice got a bout of anger shooting through her system. "Why would you kill me? I have done nothing but treat you well. I clean your litter box for crying out loud!"
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"I don't like the cat food you've been feeding me!" said Whisper. -
"None of those matters now..Death is waiting for you..Alice Potter!!" Scream Klevotovich..
"Now you shall die!!"
"Expecto diablo!"
Suddently the sky become as dark as the night and the air become freeze as Northpole. A creature had been sunmmoned from the underworld. Alice can feel its presence from the moment Klevotovich summonit.
Lurking from the the darkness, the red eye creature that look like a dragon in a glimpse suddently say something from its mouth..
"You summoned me my Lord? Ready to serve my Lord"
Alice look terrified..she suddently feel numb..she feel faint.. -
Alice look directly into the demon glowing eye...
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she knew what he could do with that eye " How about a nice episode of Lost? " she asked.
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Eye, eye said the demon, then he changed the channel. -
The channel was so deep that she started to drown but suddenly.. -
And she was off channel surfing to the music of Vanilla Ice.."Ice Ice Baby' singing with the ducks and chickens while the demon pranced in yellow dotted pair of shorts. -
In the meantime...Alice look straight into the demon red eye...The eye refelected her own image in a glaring red.
Alce stood still..as still as a tree..then she remember something...yes some piece of fragment in her memory...a memory about her past..about her darkest secret..about her demonic past life..the beginnng of the journey of her life..during that time..she remember...that she also known as the B-rabbit...yes B-Rabbit..One of the darkest creature from the abyssal world..
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