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The nun is in: taking your confessions and questions!
Posted by LolitaV • 8/05/09 • Subscribe to this Discussion [RSS] • Report This Topic
Topics: by the way where is timethief today?, tags are created by satan to keep us from getting into heaven
brothers and sisters, the time is near (12-12-12 @12:12AM according to my watch) the lord is coming for us, to take the rigous ones in his bosom and let the rocknrollers and loose women go to that eternal disco dance party of hell.
Confess your sins to the nun of BC and ye might get into hell and hopefully the lord's harp band!!
Confess your sins:
I used to be a sex blogger but now, i am an e-nun working hard to save your soul from carnal pleasure and eternal damnation.
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Love the new avatar!-
thanks, but you still need to confess. kissing butt won't get your soul saved you sinner. huhu, i know all about you and rory and that and this
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Dear e-Nun,
I must confess to being something of a sexaholic. I have to have it daily or I get shingles. I broke my boyfriend's penis. Please advise.
PS: When is your iPhone app coming out????-
lol, a broken penis is a happy penis we used to say in ST-Flirta school of nuns. but since he hasn't married you, you are cheating on your future husband. you are doomed my child, unless you help me develop the app, then if god won't save you, we will still be making some dough
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Also please advise where I may obtain an open-bossom nun's uniform (uniform?)...
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you might just google (the devil's church is google) hot nun and you should be taken to my alumni.
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I'm over here crackin up....
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Forgive me sister Lolita for I have sinned...Its been 15 years since my last confession.
I confess of having inpure thoughts for the Jonas brothers.-
Hey did I ever tell you guys I met them in NYC??
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my child the jonas brothers are the spawns of Satan's second son Fabio. they are saintly and the oldest one is not too bad looking but keep it together my child you do not want any part in that big disco ball in hell. i say look up the hanson and get your hands on one. they are godly, old enough and desperate for a comeback one will marry you and satisfy your needs
@lotusb i talked to souljah boy on the phone and then saw his "package" on twitpic, i almost sinned my pants! but the lord was with me -
thank you sister Lolita I shall go take a long shower and scrub myself with a brillo pad until I dont feel so damn dirty! Oh the shame!
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yes, shame, shame, shame. and if you are not mormon, you are going to hell too. I am a chrismusjew in the order of the mormonic bhuddist
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I belong to the church of later day jewish budhists.
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that makes us enemies, my people have been trying to rule over you, we've massacred you but you just keep coming back!!! bow down to the one true faith of chrismusjewism or face the big disco ball of hell!!!
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I love vegetables
Vlassic pickles, cucumbers, zucchinis - shame on me
Vlassic pickles
www.youtube.com/watch?v=YXiBgiFzKio-
I like Claussen pickles better. Shame on you INDEED.
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hmmm hmmm what else is there to say?
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my child, there is nothing wrong with liking your vegetables, peeling them, moistning them with that salad juice dressing and taking it whole. vegetables when eaten whole keep you healty try meats too they are good for the body.
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I also like Salami and Hot dogs
They PLUMP when you cook em
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you can't go wrong with anything that plumps when you cook it. i like sucking on sausage, makes the meat last longer on my hungry days, that is what i do, so i don't finish it all up fast.
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I confess that I did not clean the house today and am playing on the computer. Does this mean I am a bad wife and have to lay on my back tonight and just take it? lol-
yes, yes you are bad!! you should be spanked and forced to bend over... but only missionary because that is the one true positions, sanctioned by all faiths!
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a wife that neglects her husband neglects the Lord himself! You have been given the gift of marriage and of submission do not squander it!
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stellak where is your uniform, u r a nun for god's sake!!
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the uniform is on!
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Question...
What made you "hear the call"?-
i was hanging upside down, eating a large, meaty lollipop while my jane was getting waxed and i was acting like your kind (a loose woman who won't confess her sins) then i heard his voice and my life has changed since. i am now an e-nun saving souls!
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So, did you give up the meaty lollipops altogether? How do you fight the "urge"?
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well yes, i have to give it up but my other personality, the devil that is known as lolita vida does her thing when i sleep. i flagellate myself daily for her sins
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Forgive me, sister, for I have sinned. The woman's underwear discussions provoked profound thoughts in me, and I bought a two year subscription to Victoria's secret.-
my child doncha know, victoria's secrets is free if you pretend to be buying later. oh god, don't listen that is the devil in me talking!
join a monastery, shave your head and hope god is too busy to remember! -
write aphorisms for the LORD!
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yes, yes, he can be saved that way
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I've noticed something recently about BC threads. Sex gets attention! 8-)-
well with sinners like you running around the world it is no wonder!!!!! go read the bible!!!
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In fact here's an eductional link for your from Saint Jeunelle
www.cracked.com/article_16546_6-raunchiest-most-depraved-sex-acts-from-bibl... -
lol!!!!! @ Who knows, maybe they were serving some of Lot's date-rape wine at the party.
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Sorry Confession is for the weak. Those things I have done and will do can not be explained or understood by the simple minds of mortals.-
Amen bro! I join your band of vermin
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are you gonna save me with THOSE boobs?
I'd like that.-
lol!!!! U got me.
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In a watery plane crash, maybe
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forgive me sister for I have sinned, once again today my conversation strayed to midget porn. please help me save myself from the flaming pits of hell.
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