Discussions

Who the heck are you anyways?
You wanna be a somebody?
Well claim your somebody status now?

Are you royalty, a pheasant or an untouchable?

Once you claim a position, you will and must be addressed by that position by every bc member who participates in this here discussion.

You must also be addressed in every bc discussion with that title that you chose from this day forward.

You cannot object to a position chosen as long as it's not a double.

There is a limit to one position a member.

For example: There cannot be more than one "King" and so forth so choose wisely.

If you don't want to play there shall be no heckling of any member who chooses to participate. Get Gone

I'm The Emperor Bia_ch and There Can Only Be ONE.

The Empress and the Warriors
www.youtube.com/watch?v=kiyiO0HG-_U

Reply

User Comments

  1. dbowles1017
    Since you are a women, you cant be an Emperor, an Empress maybe.

    Thus I am Emperor of Earth.
    1. Jeunelle
      WRONG....SEX has nothing to do with a chosen spot.
      You can be who you want to be including choice in sex.

      No member shall object to any sex or chosen position as long as it's not a double.

      THE LAW HAS BEEN WRITTEN AND SET IN STONE SO FOLLOW THE LAW.

      Choose your spot wisely Derek
    2. dbowles1017
      I call MUTINY!

      And I made my claim before you changed the law!
    3. Jeunelle
      You can't call MUTINY.
      You have no power and plus that is not part of the commandments I set in stone above. Comply Or Get Gone.
      You didn't read or understand the law.
      Now I wait to hear what you chose for a spot, if ever.
    4. dbowles1017
      Fine you heathen! But you changed the law after I made my claim!

      EVIL Emperor of the Universe. (evil emperor is different than emperor)
    5. Jeunelle
      I ain't wasting my time with you. You have yet to choose a spot and don't cry because I'm Emperor and your not you punk. You can be my Empress though, I bet you look good in pink...hahahahahahahahhahahhahahahhahahahhahahhahhahahha
    6. dbowles1017
      Fine.

      I will play your game.

      I am the High Ruler of the Lizardmen. And as such, all lizardmen are to make no contact with her.
    7. Jeunelle
      You'll pay for that you EVIL twin ......muuuuahaaaaahahhhhhh
    8. dbowles1017
      I don't think so. I have hit you were it counts! No lizardman for you! Ever!
    9. Jeunelle
      SO there's always snakes...I like them too
      www.youtube.com/watch?v=WQBC1H-t9Q0
    10. dbowles1017
      Snakes don't have the same parts as lizardmen
    11. Jeunelle
      Says who? I hear and read they have two guns.
      Two are better than one, it's like I died and went to heaven.
      news.softpedia.com/news/Those-luchy-bastards-41906.shtml
    12. dbowles1017
      as do we... But snakes can't talk, and have no legs, or hands.
    13. Jeunelle
      They can project and believe me they do
    14. dbowles1017
      Haha. You will miss it... They all do!
    15. Jeunelle
      I ain't missing nothing and for your information, snakes can talk. Just ask Eve
  2. NT77
    "pheasant"??
    1. Jeunelle
      See NT77 can at least read and choose a spot unlike you Derek
    2. dbowles1017
      I did read. You never mentioned anything about gender
    3. Jeunelle
      The Law Is Set
      As Emperor I get to make the friggin laws as I go along and chop off any heads who disagree with my decision.
  3. DollinNYC
    I am going to visit a very dear friend in the hospital and so i cannot possibly participate in this discussion, but I would like to be referred to "Her Royal Highness" or HRH (like Princess Diana).
    1. DollinNYC
      Thanks. And I will pretend you asked about my friend.
    2. Jeunelle
      Wait a minute. What happened to your friend?
    3. DollinNYC
      She has a very serious condition, but the doctor said she should be fully recovered in 38 hours.
      Thank you for asking.
    4. Jeunelle
      Oh never mind I think I know what you're talking about.
      What else is new, a typical bc approach, well hopefully your friend can participate if this thread is still here in the future.
    5. DollinNYC
      no - she is really ill and in the hospital!!!
    6. Jeunelle
      OH OH. That sounds terrible.
      What do you suggest we do?
    7. DollinNYC
      I think the best thing to do now is wait it out...
    8. Jeunelle
      I agree. I will say a prayer for fast healing and a swift return
  4. Jeunelle
    If yau'll need ideas for choosing a title take a peek at this old discussion for ideas.

    www.blogcatalog.com/discuss/entry/the-official-bc-royalty-awards
  5. PetLvr
    I declare..


    That from this day forth, I shall be known not as PetLvr .. but as "THE PetLvr"
    1. Jeunelle
      WWWAAAATTTT????
      Not even SAINT or SIR PetLvr???
      What is this world coming to? We are lacking ego in the world today, this is sad
    2. PetLvr
      I figure I would get more respect, as The PetLvr .. than Sir PetLvr .. I mean .. look at THE Batman.
    3. Jeunelle
      hehehehe ok fine have it your way DONE
    4. PetLvr
      Thanks Bia_ch! (can I call you Bia_ch for short? or, do you prefer it all .. The Emperor Bia_ch?) lol


      j/k
    5. Jeunelle
      Actually the Emperor holds many names & titles, "Emperor Bia_ch" is one of them
  6. Rozie818
    Professional Hit Man / Woman - So Watch Your Backs No One Is Safe.
    And don't give me no crap, like I'm a better hit me, I'm a ninja, etc etc.
    It's my title, it's taken and as of today I do all the Whacking around here.
    So Emperor's and Prince's and Pope's and Mole's or Whatever's start hiring your body guards.
    1. Jeunelle
      How Awesome, this is getting juicy already
  7. Rozie818
    Not juicy, Bloody, baby. Time to raise the ante around here.
    Just call me "ICE PICK ROSIE"
    1. Jeunelle
      hahahahaha I love it
  8. cookingasshole
    I call "Grand Master Champion of the Universe!!!"
    1. Jeunelle
      Better you then me because if I held that position I would kill everybody. DONE
    2. cookingasshole
      I will make everyone work in the quarries all day to harvest the raw materials in order to build me the largest mausoleum ever!
    3. Jeunelle
      I like how you think because without slave labor you can't get much shit done
  9. HollytheHousewife
    I say here and now I am the QUEEN, and if their are any objections OFF with your HEADS!!!
    1. cookingasshole
      all hail Queen Holly!!!
    2. Jeunelle
      DONE and God save the Queen
  10. HollytheHousewife
    Wooooo hoooooo, this is fun!!! Somebody go do somethin' for me now...I don't care what, just as long as you're doin' it for me.....run along now chop chop...
    1. Jeunelle
      You heard her...for Queen and Country....chop chop
    2. cookingasshole
      I can make you some food...
    3. Jeunelle
      Grand Master Champion of the Universe!!!" and Chef too????
      I don't think so. We have to save the Chef position for someone else. Sorry
    4. cookingasshole
      damn! no way! I want to cook too
    5. Jeunelle
      SORRY you can only choose ONE.
      If you want to recant you can choose "Chef" before someone else does.
  11. HollytheHousewife
    Just joshin monkey man,uh hum grand master j....is that what it was...
    U can do whatever u want in my QUEENDOM,and so can EMPEROR biotch can to.
    1. Jeunelle
      Not so fast, read above
    2. Jeunelle
      SORRY you can only choose ONE.
      If you want to recant you can choose Chef before someone else does.
    3. cookingasshole
      Grand Master Champion of the Universe can cook if he damn well pleases!!!
    4. Jeunelle
      You didn't say you can cook before.
      Well I will let your cooking slide but you cannot choose another power to be good at, just cooking.

      THE EMPEROR HAS HERE BY DECREED THAT THIS GRAND MASTER CHAMPION OF THE UNIVERSE CAN COOK TOO IF HE DAMN WELL PLEASES BUT CANNOT CHOOSE ANOTHER SPECIAL POWER. HE CAN ONLY COOK AND THAT'S IT.
      THE EMPEROR HAS SPOKEN.
    5. cookingasshole
      grand master champion of the universe is good at everything!
    6. Jeunelle
      TOO LATE
    7. Jeunelle
      bbbbbbbwwwwwwwwwaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh Ming the Merciless
  12. theindependentrage
    My own observation: You're never really someone until you look at something you've done, or something you've established, or something that you've created, etc., and in response to looking at it, you say "damn, that's good." Once you get to that point, you've arrived, if only in your own mind -- but getting just to that point is the key to being someone.
    1. Jeunelle
      Look who cares???
      Are you gonna choose a position or not?
      We don't wanna hear any philosophy here, go start your own philosophy thread.

      Do you wanna be "Bozo the Clown" or what?
    2. HollytheHousewife
      Thx,let me guess...you're gonna be mike brady...


      That's a joke btw
    3. cookingasshole
      who is mike brady?
  13. HollytheHousewife
    Woo hoo! I want some fried chicken with a side of Bradd Pitt
  14. HollytheHousewife
    Oh now I feel bad....
  15. HollytheHousewife
    Mike brady... u know the brady bunch. He's the DAD,who always has long answers to very simple questions.
    1. cookingasshole
      oh...gotcha
  16. listlesslife
    Saint Sean, patron saint of the blogosphere.
  17. HollytheHousewife
    Hey I want cheesecake for my dessert (use my recepie) and I want the cute dork from the free credit report commercials to feed it to me!!!
    Make it happen GMCU!!!
  18. HollytheHousewife
    Oopsy daisy,forgot to say please....even the queen has manners!!!
  19. Jeunelle
    Make sure to join us over here and reserve your special hidden power before someone else does

    The Official BC I'm Somebody Dammit Part 2
    www.blogcatalog.com/discuss/entry/the-official-bc-im-somebody-dammit-2nd-po...
  20. wagerwitch
    Goddess

    Don't ask - but I will admit my hubby just called me "his goddess" so it kind of stuck. LMAO!
  21. metal666
    this thread has so much links......
    according to bc rules...it must be deleted isn't it holy the housewife?
    1. Jeunelle
      Who cares if it gets deleted or not, what else is new?
      Pick a spot or move on
  22. Jeunelle
    Guess who just made #1 in a "I'm the Emperor" google search?
    This might be for a few days only but I thought it was hilarious
    www.google.com/search?q=i%27m+the+emperor&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&aq=t&rls=org.mo...
    1. listlesslife
      LOL - However I've got it at #2 Emperor B
    2. Jeunelle
      Yes that moment of fame doesn't last forever.
      I expect it to drop even further in the future but it was good while it lasted.
    3. listlesslife
      I'm only at #7 for "patron saint of the blogosphere" How am I ever going to get my own Wikipedia page now.
  23. listlesslife
    Here is how you can pray for your blog.

    Pray unto God for me, O Holy Saint Sean, well-pleasing to God: for I turn to you, who are a speedy helper and intercessor for my blog.

    *Insert Special Request Here*

    Amen

    You may also pray to me for any internet related problem or computer crash - Just change "my blog" to "the internet" or "my piece of crap computer" as applicable.

Add Your Comment

Login to leave a message.