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How bad is your singing? because my ear drums are bleeding.

For the love of God, please don't sing, especially if you know you suck.

Here are some examples of the worst singing in the history of song

American Idol - 5 worst
au.youtube.com/watch?v=8MoEsz42fnw&feature=related

Don't Let A Crack Head Sing At Your Funeral (this man needs to be shot and put out of misery)
au.youtube.com/watch?v=gNHDDPss5io&feature=related


Worst Singing Ever, In a Stadium Setting
au.youtube.com/watch?v=OIKkUTn1Wuc&feature=related


Worst Singing Ever: Jesus, Why Have You Forsaken My Voice? (I have an idea why, she sucks)
au.youtube.com/watch?v=H741uLCnuOg&feature=related

Funny Kid Singing in Church (Oh My Gaaawwwwddd, he's really getting into it too)
au.youtube.com/watch?v=aZJNMvSdpwU&feature=related


This boy ain't too bad compared to the others
Chubby cuppy cake boy
au.youtube.com/watch?v=Ysqh1uzqGrc&feature=related

Why do you insist on punishing us with your terrible singing?

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  1. Arnous81
    No one will hear me sing unless they would like the pleasure of being with me in the shower.
    1. Jeunelle
      Arnous81...YES I can understand singing in the privacy of your own home
      but these people take it to the next level. Utter Hell
    2. armywife65
      @Arnous81--Yeah me too or too drunk to know the difference...lol. I got the worse voice ever and the sad thing is...I love to sing...lol...BUT I will just stick to my dancing, that is something I'm very good at and leave the singing voice in the shower. It's got it's own special shelf.
  2. LynneaUrania
    My singing is neither best nor worst. And it's not what most might expect from looking at me. But it's joyful nevertheless.
    1. Jeunelle
      LynneaUrania...Yup according to you but how many of us actually believe we are great singers when the fact is we are terrible singers?

      I can like my own cooking too but that sure doesn't speak for everyone.
      Same with my singing which I only sing drunk under the Christmas tree once a year.
    2. LynneaUrania
      At the same time, how many of us are better singers than we think we are? I used to sing in choirs, even led solo. But over time my voice went through changes so that I wouldn't try that kind of exhibition. But in an informal setting under the right and calm conditions, it could still work.

      Chances are, your voice still has a niche tht you don't realize.
    3. Jeunelle
      LynneaUrania...very true, in fact I took some private singing classes just to improve my voice range and breathing but I will never take the chance of singing in public.

      My teacher knew 1st hand that I do not want to be a STAR, I just want to improve on the way my voice carries. It was mainly for personal improvement.
    4. LynneaUrania
      Count your blessings. I started out soprano, then got lumped into tenor with the onset of male puberty, then baratone when trying to prove I could be a male, then alto at the onset of female puberty. That does mess you up, ya know?
    5. Jeunelle
      LynneaUrania...I bet, I always wondered about male puberty and the voice change for boys,
      that must be a scary time for them.

      The Brady Bunch (Peter's voice change)
      au.youtube.com/watch?v=DyooALwfxO8
    6. LynneaUrania
      Not half as scary as folowing it with female puberty I can assure you.
    7. Jeunelle
      Yes and the thought didn't even occur to me until you mentioned it.
  3. Jeunelle
    Music for people who make excuses for Christianity (OH MY LORD)
    au.youtube.com/watch?v=lwlmNqeBTPQ&feature=related

    This reminds me of the Grandmother who insisted on sitting up in the front row at Church
    and singing way off key, while everyone else in the back row kept asking me "Is that your Grandma"?
    I denied it like Peter denied Christ.
    "Heck no, I never saw that woman before in my life", was my answer.
    1. LynneaUrania
      HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
    2. Jeunelle
      LynneaUrania...I can't tell you how many times she embarrassed me at Church.
    3. LynneaUrania
      I know the type. And some of them produce a cloud that begs for a drop of Binaca.
    4. Jeunelle
      HAHAHAHAHAHA YES

      Thank God for Fried Chicken....I believe I can fry
      au.youtube.com/watch?v=L4cMOnJ7l78&feature=related
  4. SweetViolet
    My mother thought I was going to be the next Shirley Temple and I spent years taking professional voice lessons.

    I hated the auditions and performances and eventually pretended I had lost my voice to get out of it. I was in high school before I was willing to sing in public again.

    I seldom sing in public now but occasionally my husband manages to get me into a karaoke bar where I usually do pretty well.

    But I am with you on people who can't sing and do anyway...the sour notes just hurt my ears and set my teeth on edge. I try to smile through the pain and tears and applaud their courage if not their voices.
    1. Jeunelle
      SweetViolet...yes it is part bravery to put yourself though all that but what about us?
      Some people lack mercy and show us none by continuing to punish us with their high and low sour notes.

      Karaoke is actually fun & I am getting one for the house, it will make a good house party.
      I just hope my next door neighbor doesn't call the police on us when we start to go overboard.
  5. dosox
    I sing well...
    1. Jeunelle
      @dosox...how do you know that for sure?
    2. dosox
      a lullaby... it can put ya off to sleep
      am pretty sure about it
    3. Jeunelle
      dosox...ok fine I believe ya...lmao
    1. Jeunelle
      @acousticguitarist....Yup I pretty much had enough.
    2. acousticguitarist
      it has to hurt
    3. Jeunelle
      acousticguitarist...You succeeded.
  6. Jeunelle
    Worst Singing : Don't Laugh At The Born-Again Undead
    (I am dying a slow death here, somebody please shoot me)
    au.youtube.com/watch?v=jdo6f0BnIZY&NR=1
  7. timethief
    Worst Singing Ever: I'm Not Crazy
    au.youtube.com/watch?v=rHmncCMj9oo&feature=related

    Worst Singing: Make A Joyful Racket Unto The Lord
    au.youtube.com/watch?v=m5VvXicepuk&feature=related

    Never Let A Crack Head Sing at Your Funeral
    au.youtube.com/watch?v=jOHCQ7EmmyA&feature=related

    terrible singing
    au.youtube.com/watch?v=XsMGHxmpEyM
    1. Jeunelle
      Sister Hester Easley...(God bless her soul cause he sure is punishing us)
    1. Jeunelle
      @Shiley...please tell me that wasn't William Shatner rapping?

      This is baffling...Leonard Nimoy's Ballad of Bilbo Baggins
      au.youtube.com/watch?v=XC73PHdQX04&feature=related
    2. Shiley
      Lol! Yup it was I even remember Kasey Kasem talking about it. Torture chamber: A room in which you are forced to listen to 72 hours of William Shatner and Leonard Nemioy
    3. Jeunelle
      @Shiley....I can't think of anything worse.
      I will surely demand the death penalty immediately.
  8. Jeunelle
    Can someone please tell me what the hell is this?

    X-Factor The Worst!
    au.youtube.com/watch?v=f-g3KGeC-AI&feature=related
    The 1st boy did a kick and split while singing
    The 2nd boy did a Michael Jackson impersonation while singing.
    Is there a God in the sky and why is he allowing this to happen?
    1. Sylvia
      I have no idea what that is, but I have to give her credit for having the courage to try
    2. Jeunelle
      Sylvia....this has been one of the most trying and heart wrenching discussions I've ever created. Pure torture.
  9. Friday13
    Have you heard Ken Lee? I heart this song. I smile every time I think about its lyrics.

    - youtube.com/watch?v=FQt-h753jHI (original)
    - youtube.com/watch?v=cT18LZItBLA (reprise)
    1. Jeunelle
      Friday13....Yup I saw that one earlier today but I just didn't have the guts to drop the link,
      it was just that bad.
    2. Friday13
      Understandable. But, after watching/listening the first time, I just ken lee without that song.
    3. Jeunelle
      Fridays13...You raised another great point.
      How many people just don't know the words to the song but insist on singing it?
    4. Friday13
      *raises hand*


      Oh, wait. You weren't asking me, specifically?
    5. Jeunelle
      SHAMEFUL
  10. marktmarket
    That "Ken Lee" girl was awesome.
    1. Jeunelle
      @marktmarket....yes according to you
      tilibu dibu douchoo
    2. Friday13
      I even dedicated a post in my blog to that song (won't link drop, but it's true! ).
    3. Jeunelle
      Friday13....Like I said....SHAMEFUL

      What was even worst is they asked her toward the end what language was that
      and she said "ENGLISH". OH MY GAWD....ROFLMAO
    4. Friday13
      Hey, I could've done worse. I could be one of the hundreds of people who've posted their renditions of Ken Lee for all to see/listen
  11. Friday13
    My goodness, my ears are bleeding after that Jeeeesus, Jeeeeeeeeesus video. That's a weapon of mass destruction.
    1. Jeunelle
      @Friday13...YES forget waterboard torture...this is what we should be using on terrorist.
    2. Friday13
      That would be more barbaric than anything they've ever done!
    3. Jeunelle
      Friday13...I AGREE
  12. siralmo
    vote 1 - Drjay1966
    1. Jeunelle
      @siralmo....That's 1 for you.
  13. Friday13
    You've heard of Ken Lee ... but have you heard of Keys Me?

    youtube.com/watch?v=leW9nn8ZCAM
    1. Jeunelle
      Sylvimousse is Barkley...as in Charles Barkley??? Keys Me??? WTF???
      This is getting weirder and weirder.
  14. Jeunelle
    I'm still trying to get over the video I uploaded to my most recent blog post.

    For the love of God, please don't sing
    www.jeunellefoster.com/?p=369
  15. armywife65
    [Worst Singing Ever, In a Stadium Setting
    au.youtube.com/watch?v=OIKkUTn1Wuc&feature=related]

    Sounds like someone got out of the mental institution a little too early to me
  16. armywife65
    [Worst Singing Ever: Jesus, Why Have You Forsaken My Voice? (I have an idea why, she sucks)
    au.youtube.com/watch?v=H741uLCnuOg&feature=related]

    I think she needed to get down on her knees and pray to Jesus instead of trying to sing. At least praying might keep your mouth shut. =D
    1. Jeunelle
      armywife65...Yup both these links were posted at the very top of this page. TERRIBLE
    2. armywife65
      @Juenelle-- Oh I know I was just commenting on those two
    3. Jeunelle
      @armywife65...YES I know you were just commenting on them and yes I agree they are terrible
  17. busylizzy
    How about the mariachi band singing "Baby Come Back" in the Swiffer commercials?
    1. Jeunelle
      busylizzy....I have seen those commercials and yes they are very bad.
  18. Arnous81
    I hated when it rappers try to sing.The song would already be terrible without singing, then goes and makes and it even worse.
    1. Jeunelle
      Arnous81....You mean like William Shatner's attempt to rap.
      Here is his link again in case you missed it the 1st time.
      www.youtube.com/watch?v=3yerCiByca4
    2. Sylvia
      noooooooooooo not Shatner
    3. Jeunelle
      Oh my Gawd yes I still can't believe he would restore to this and Spock looks so gay singing about Bilbo Baggings. Oh my lord, I think I said too much.
  19. Jeunelle
    HERE ARE SOME EXAMPLES OF GREAT SINGING

    Britain's Idol : Paul Potts
    www.youtube.com/watch?v=m9Q6qGS37tk&NR=1

    "Britains Got Talent ♥ Connie Talbot, age 6, WOWs Simon Cowell !"
    www.youtube.com/watch?v=QWNoiVrJDsE&feature=related

    The Winner of Britain's Got Talent 2007 is...
    www.youtube.com/watch?v=eqWvuMJV0Yw&feature=related

    There is hope for some of you.
  20. Theresa111
    Tiny Tim singing, "Tiptoe Through The Tulips," probably on youtube as he was on the Johnny Carson, Tonight show and he married his Miss Vicki!
    1. Jeunelle
      @Theresa111...Oh you mean this???
      Tiny Tim.... this is friggin hilarious
      www.youtube.com/watch?v=skU-jBFzXl0

      Tiny Tim on the Johnny Carson Show
      www.youtube.com/watch?v=sOjso0rPncc&feature=related

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