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To Fart or Not to Fart that is the Question
Posted by amybyrd21 • 10/18/09 • Subscribe to this Discussion [RSS] • Report This Topic
Topics: when to fart
Since I havent had a good fart discussion in a while and I am in the mood for one here it is.
Do you just let it out or do you hold it in and suffer in public or around people you know? I have heard women hold it in and men just let it rip.
It depends on who I am around. If it is family then let it go. Hubby's family at christmas are the wolrds worst to stink you out of a house. If it is strangers quietly and walk away (walmart is great for this. 
) and if it is at a job intervies I hold it.
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Amy has been playing in the pig poop again.-
no just building a pen and getting ready to cut pigs this morning the kids arent home and we do it when they are gone. Want to come help!!
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The answer to the question is: let him rip! -
If a person is REALLY GOOD, he or she knows how to let it pass silently -
Silent but violent
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I like to fart downwind because it doesn't linger around you nor does it chase you like when farting upwind. There's a science to it. -
High-speed elevators are unfortunate, in that the changing air pressure forces them out, only to be trapped in a confined space...
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lol
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I had a friends mom that loved to go to walmart walk down the isle and let it rip. walk away to the next isle ad let the people blame the other one. she would roll the whole time. It was funny to listen to the pas the blame of other people that were innocent.
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did she dress like "the people of wal-mart"?
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That sacred and ancient maneuver is called "Crop Dusting", and I used to date a very stealthy waiter that could repeatedly crop dust his restaurant and never get caught.
My favorite is to crop dust around animals, and then demand to know what horrible food the owners are feeding them. -
I have seen someone so rank they made a dog throw up. He ate pickeled eggs and sausages before hand though.
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If I didn't hear it from you, I'd think it was an urban myth! That's impressive, but definitely not in the hired-for-a-job-asked-on-a-date way. The ate-just-doritos-for-a-month-and-lived way.
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for some reason I have the uncontrollable urge when I am in blockbuster or an electronics department of stores... I normally can clear my immediate vicinity in seconds... I generally look around at everybody like "HOW COULD YOU!" and then continue browsing peacefully. My wife says it is a protective instinct so that I can assure that there is no competition for items that are limited but in high demand... I dunno.. but it is pretty predictable...-
Lol
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When in doubt, let it out-
It rhymes, and is truth.
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And then there are the passive-aggressive farters...they silently(or not)fart next to you, and then leave the room immediately. At first you aren't sure, but then it happens time and time again. Coincidence? I really don't think so.-
are you sure they don't just smell like doody?
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It doesn't take too long to get into the mens room and fart all you want-
yea but why waste it? no honestly I try not to fart around others just because I wouldn't want it done to me... but for some reason in video stores... it is unavoidable.. like a reflex It is great for grabbing that last copy of a new release though!
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generally I try to slink away and let it rip, then return to where people are
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poop* -
In Mangyan culture, farting is not considered as a social taboo neither a source of comedy. They just let them (the act and the air) go.... -
Better out than in -
yeah!! YOu should read my latest blog entry on that!!-
that was funny good post
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