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I find it necessary to make some as I sit here guarding my pumpkins and handing out candy.

feel free to add some of your own.


1. if you already shave, legs or face, you are too old to trick or treat.

2. if you have babies o your own you are too old to trick or treat

3. if you drive yourself and your friends from house to house you are too old to trick or treat

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  1. DaniG
    Man, I guess the lack of response shows that people just don't have many besides the ones you listed! lol!

    I always like to have the driver tipped with free choice of goodies in the sack. (Yes, I am usually the driver. :/)
  2. Friday13
    About rule #1 ... what about those with hypertrichosis?!
    1. DaniG
      They need to pimp out the non-hypertrichosis kids...
  3. carsonfb
    At this point, I would give candy to any and all of the above. I normally get about 40 kids, but this year I have not had any trick-or-treaters. Man I'm gonna get fat.
  4. dbowles1017
    I trick or treated until I was 17!
    1. DaniG
      Who are you kidding, DB? I bet you're dressed in a costume right now getting ready to go! I'd give you a Snickers if you'd give me those horns! lol
    2. dbowles1017
      I'm sitting at home watching my team get destroyed
    3. DaniG
      Sucks to be you....
    4. dbowles1017
      thanks... ;p
  5. Deray28
    What if it is the adolescent brother/sister forced to take his/her little siblings trick or treating? I think s/he deserves some candy too!
    1. Floormodel
      none of the teenagers were with little kids. the only little kids we got were with parents. one mother had a bag for a sick child and of course we made sure we filled it too
  6. amybyrd21
    Here the teenagers come out after 7 or 8 and by then we shut the door- At my mom's. No one is brave enough to come to my house at all. I live in the middle of nowhere.



    -Just got back from taking my son at my mom's and no one I mean no one is out here or participating this year.
    1. DailyBeerReview
      So you have that scary house way off from the main road that looks haunted and has barking dogs 24 h. per day?
  7. Floormodel
    we got more teenagers than little kids this year. it was kind of sad. out of about 30 trick or treaters only appx 10 were kids, the rest were teens. the weather was pretty bad today though.
    1. dbowles1017
      I don't think people are letting kids trick or eat like they used to. I haven't seen any all day
    2. chicky401
      I agree with you on not as many trick or treaters. We go up by my Aunt's house who is in town here too and she said she only had about 55 kids before the rain hit. We got back to her house just before the rain hit. A few years ago when I didn't have kids to take out so I was home to hand out candy, I went through 10 big bags of candy in the first hour.
  8. trailofpen
    Who here is giving out nickels, or cookies, or something not candyable?
  9. chicky401
    I took my youngest out, my oldest went with her dad tonight. There aren't too many older kids here that go out. Our town takes Halloween very seriously, a lot of people sit on their porch just so you know they are handing out candy. We went down 2 streets that was about 4 blocks and her bag was overflowing. It mostly is the younger kids out here though. 1 house goes all out and creates a haunted maze with strobe lights and people jumping out at you. We have a parade that goes passed my house tomorrow with all sorts of decorated cars and much more. The people in the parade throw candy at the kids as they pass. It is pretty cool. We have a corn maze steam train ride too. But yet with all the issues we have in town, it is considered an urban town, nobody does anything for mischief night!
    1. Deray28
      That sounds really fun! A Halloween parade!
  10. Rich
    I think we ought to enact, Trick or Beer. Then those rules would not apply.
    1. chicky401
      Nobody could afford to do that in my town LOL Wish I was kidding! Our liquor stores have been held up enough times.

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