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Weird "Crushes"

Posted by RTBjr73 • 7/28/08 • Subscribe to this Discussion [RSS] • Report This Topic

Ok, kat822 got me thinking about weird sexual attractions.

Her's is Anderson Cooper. It goes unsaid about why THAT is weird.

Outside my wife, I have ALWAYS had a crush on Mariska Hargitay, the older she gets, the better. My wife thinks this is weird, why I would like her over a Salma Hayek or Halle Berry.

What is yours?

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7/28/08

voodooKobra

I don't have one. Never have, either.

I have a purely platonic admiration of some people, but not a crush.

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1. 7/28/08
  
  RTBjr73
  
  well, you don't count...I know about your three gorlfriends...LOL
2. 7/28/08
  
  DrowseyMonkey
  
  voodoo--seriously, a good imagination can be fun dude!
7/28/08

thefly

I have a slight fetish for girls that wear hats. I dont know, I cant explain it, haha. Not those big trucker hats mind you but just normal hats, and they wear it normally, maybe have their ponytail hanging out the back. As for weird celebrity crushes. hmmmm. I dunno if I have one.

buzz buzz

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1. 7/28/08
  
  voodooKobra
  
  xkcd.com/377/
  xkcd.com/405/
  
  That should explain it
2. 7/28/08
  
  thefly
  
  Actually, I wear a hat a lot and girls trying to flirt with me always take my hat. Its rather annoying actually. haha
  
  buzz buzz
7/28/08

kat822

I am not weird , just horny for a grey haired journalist lol
That's right I will go 360 degrees with Andy Any Day ....

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1. 7/28/08
  
  DOUGGOFFdotCOM
  
  You do know he is gay right?
2. 7/28/08
  
  voodooKobra
  
  Desire for another person is irrational; why should the facts affect her crush?
3. 7/28/08
  
  DOUGGOFFdotCOM
  
  Honestly I was trying to ruin her crush, sorry but it's in my nature.
4. 7/28/08
  
  kat822
  
  He is not Doug lol
7/28/08

keyster94

Ok, you asked weird. So, being a straight woman, I have a couple of girl crushes...Storm Large. She is ridiculously sexy. I think it's her ballsy-ness...and Jillian from the biggest loser...

My weird male attraction, I will admit, is Steven Tyler....maybe it's that mouth and what it might be able to do....:D

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7/28/08

DOUGGOFFdotCOM

Mine would have to be Courtney Love. There's something about trashy women that does it for me, just don't tell my wife.

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1. 7/28/08
  
  RTBjr73
  
  Like your wife is really worried abou t you leaving for her...lol
2. 7/28/08
  
  DOUGGOFFdotCOM
  
  lol Good point.
3. 7/30/08
  
  JanelleV
  
  haha : ]
7/28/08

calais50

John Malkovitch, Bam Margera. Sometimes I get weird crushes on guys I meet in real life. I've always had a thing for brilliant guys, especially college professors. Recently, I was finally asked out by a professor, and I had to turn him down b/c I'm dating someone. D'oh!

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1. 7/28/08
  
  RTBjr73
  
  You is a PLAYA!!!!!!!!!!
2. 7/28/08
  
  calais50
  
  I should have said Ron Jeremy, dammit, lol. I always thought Anderson C was cute too. I kinda had a crush on him when he was on Channel 1 News that they used to make us watch in middle school.
3. 7/28/08
  
  RTBjr73
  
  They made you watch Ron Jeremy in middle school?
  
  hmmmmmmmmmmm...interesting
4. 7/28/08
  
  calais50
  
  Yep, we had a very interesting sex ed program...
5. 7/28/08
  
  kat822
  
  girl after my own heart
7/28/08

AmyOops

ok mine is a weird one.. jason newstead

at least it aint carrot top

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1. 7/28/08
  
  RTBjr73
  
  Well, Amy, I think everyone in their right mind would agree to that.
7/28/08

thenibblers

Ok... after reading this the fact your avatar look like Anderson Cooper makes sense.

J

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7/28/08

ThriftShopRomantic

David Tennant of Doctor Who.

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1. 7/28/08
  
  RTBjr73
  
  ThriftShopRomantic, you are in the lead!!!
2. 7/28/08
  
  crpitt
  
  That's not weird.
3. 7/28/08
  
  wonderbrad
  
  hehehe I was gonna say whatshername that plays Martha. Or the one that played his daughter/clone.
4. 7/28/08
  
  ThriftShopRomantic
  
  Heh, I thought I might find a few gals who would come to my defense on my opinion.
5. 7/28/08
  
  aningeniousname
  
  He is gay isn't he? if not he certainly looks it.
6. 7/28/08
  
  ThriftShopRomantic
  
  Go away.
7. 7/28/08
  
  DrowseyMonkey
  
  I've never seen that show or heard of him. So I just googled ... and ... yeah that's werid, LOL.
8. 7/28/08
  
  ThriftShopRomantic
  
  Well, we all have our eccentric crushes, Drowsey. I know it all goes back to Vincent D'Onofrio.
9. 7/28/08
  
  DrowseyMonkey
  
  Yeah, but he's dreamy
10. 7/28/08
  
  ThriftShopRomantic
  
  I know you do love him so.
7/28/08

pumpkinlights

"the older she gets, the better. My wife thinks this is weird, why I would like her over a Salma Hayek or Halle Berry"
____________________

I don't think it's that strange. I know of a lot of men who find Mariska to be very attractive. Also I think she has more an approachable feel to her over someone like Halle so that I think adds to the attraction.

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1. 7/28/08
  
  RTBjr73
  
  yeah, plus she got better looking after she had her kid...just like my wife...heh heh heh
7/28/08

pumpkinlights

I think my weirdest crush is on Professor Lupin from Harry Potter.

Not the actor, David Thewlis, who plays him. But just on the character. I mean no one can conjure a patronus like him. No one.

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1. 7/30/08
  
  legbamel
  
  And he's so darn nice. I can see that one. If only he didn't have that little furry problem...
7/28/08

LGramlich

When I was very young I had a crush on Dirk Benedict (as Starbuck in the original "Battlestar Galactica.") Gads...did I just admit that out loud???

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1. 7/28/08
  
  RTBjr73
  
  It's ok!! you are forgiven. LOL.
7/28/08

whatweneed33

Frasier Crane. NOT Kelsey Grammer, just the character of Frasier. Weird, I know. :-)

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1. 7/28/08
  
  RTBjr73
  
  What would be weird is if you had the crush on his brother...lol
7/28/08

pointlessbanter

The late 90s Jeneane Garofalo

I can never explain it

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1. 7/28/08
  
  RTBjr73
  
  She ranks higher than green booger girl??
2. 7/28/08
  
  calais50
  
  I can understand that one. In the movie "The Truth about cats and dogs" with Uma Thurman and JG, I couldn't believe Uma was supposed to be the pretty one, b/c I thought JG was prettier. To me, Uma resembles a large bug.
3. 7/28/08
  
  ThriftShopRomantic
  
  Janene has character. I liked that movie, too. I felt badly for her.
4. 7/28/08
  
  aningeniousname
  
  I'm hearing you on that one Pointless I think she is super cute and very funny.
5. 7/28/08
  
  pointlessbanter
  
  I dig alternative chicks with a sense of humor
6. 7/28/08
  
  pumpkinlights
  
  "I couldn't believe Uma was supposed to be the pretty one, b/c I thought JG was prettier. To me, Uma resembles a large bug"
  ---------------------------------
  
  I thought I was the only one who did not find Uma to be attractive in the slightest.
7. 7/28/08
  
  keyster94
  
  no, I don't think Uma is all that either...never quite got it. I don't think she's ugly, but I don't think she's the goddess people make her out to be. I think JG is adorable.
7/28/08

DrowseyMonkey

Okay, I know we've had these threads before and every time I confess my TV crush on Vincent D'Onofrio ... so I won't bore ya with that again.

How about Christopher Meloni from Law & Order SVU. Yummy, no?

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1. 7/28/08
  
  crpitt
  
  That's not weird either! tis very nice
2. 7/28/08
  
  pointlessbanter
  
  You mean private pyle
3. 7/28/08
  
  DrowseyMonkey
  
  @claire - yeah, I guess it's not weird, he's some fine eye candy.
  
  @pointless - yes, Vincent D'Onofrio played that role, altho I never saw the movie ... too violent for me.
4. 7/28/08
  
  pointlessbanter
  
  That is all he will ever be to me. It really isn't that violent... Just horribly mean and evil.
5. 7/28/08
  
  keyster94
  
  I don't think that's a weird one, Stabler is cute.
6. 7/29/08
  
  Aprincess4ever83
  
  thats my crushhhhh!!!!!
7/28/08

JaneQCitizen

Bobby Flay.

I even admitted it on my blog. I should go zap that post outta there, huh?

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1. 7/28/08
  
  pumpkinlights
  
  Yes! I love him.
2. 7/28/08
  
  pumpkinlights
  
  Weird, why do I keep getting double posts?
7/28/08

DrowseyMonkey

I feel sad that voodoo has never had an unreasonable crush. I think we all need to think up one for him (mwuahahaha...evil laugh).

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7/28/08

gosmelltheflowers

Dr evil, perhaps?

Is that a crush...

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7/28/08

wonderbrad

Summer Glau...River Tam from Firefly

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1. 7/28/08
  
  pumpkinlights
  
  I know of a ton of guys who love her. I couldn't stand her on The 4400, but I've never seen her on Firefly.
7/28/08

polybore

Queen Elizabeth the 2nd. What a woman. Maybe it is the bling!? My wife does not approve.

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1. 7/28/08
  
  DrowseyMonkey
  
  Ummm...yeah, you win.
2. 7/28/08
  
  ThriftShopRomantic
  
  I saw the crown jewels when I was in London-- all I could think was, that poor petite woman and that heavy, heavy bling...
3. 7/28/08
  
  aningeniousname
  
  All that stuff she has to carry is not really a problem for her, she was in a serious carriage crash in 1972 and now her whole right side is fully bionic.
  She can run a hundred metres, in full state regalia, in eight seconds flat and can leap over sixty four and a half feet from a standing position.
4. 7/28/08
  
  ThriftShopRomantic
  
  That was something they left out of the tour, then.
5. 7/28/08
  
  aningeniousname
  
  I heard a funny story about the Queen the other day which is supposedly true.
  Some African leader had come to London and he was getting the full royal treatment. This guy and the queen are going down the Mall in an open topped carriage waving to the peasants lining the mall, when all of a sudden one of the horses pulling the carriage lets out an almighty fart. The Queen says to her guest "Oh I do apologize" and the African leader says "Think nothing of it your Majesty if you hadn't of said anything I'd have thought it was the horse."
7/28/08

kevinatserieatalk

I'm alive,

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7/28/08

CrotchetyOldMan

Nothing weird about my crush

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1. 7/28/08
  
  DrowseyMonkey
  
  OMG ... you know I think she's evil, right? EVIL!
2. 7/28/08
  
  CrotchetyOldMan
  
  But Drowsey, she's the love of my life.
3. 7/28/08
  
  kat822
  
  Love is blind Crotchety love is blind
4. 7/28/08
  
  DrowseyMonkey
  
  I'm sad for you Crotchety. Seeing how she's evil, and all.
5. 7/28/08
  
  CrotchetyOldMan
  
  But Drowsey, she's just about the perfect woman.
  1. Beautiful
  2. From New Jersey
  3. Bakes cookies
  
  I am so smitten I can overlook a lot of evilness for good cookies.
7/28/08

ChicaX

I have a crush on avatars, it's silly really.

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7/28/08

georgiagetaways

Sigourney Weaver. Gotta love a woman with legs longer than mine

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7/28/08

georgiagetaways

Oh, and Queen Latifah... I love her voluptuous curves... kinda mad she's on Jenny Craig

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7/28/08

DeadRooster

Witchiepoo

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7/28/08

georgiagetaways

how to you put pictures on the post?

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1. 7/28/08
  
  CrotchetyOldMan
  
  Do you use photobucket?
2. 7/28/08
  
  DrowseyMonkey
  
  I use the html code from one of my posts. Well, I did a fake post ... didn't publish it, just used it to upload the photo & get the code ... then cut & paste it here.
3. 7/28/08
  
  CrotchetyOldMan
  
  If you use photobucket to host photos, just use the 3rd of the 4 options.
4. 7/28/08
  
  CrotchetyOldMan
  
  photobucket is free and easy to use.
  Others may tell you about Flickr, but I'm happy with what I have.
7/28/08

georgiagetaways

no just regular wordpress

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7/28/08

georgiagetaways

I mean pictures in the comments on Blogcatalog

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1. 7/28/08
  
  DrowseyMonkey
  
  I just said one way to do it ... upload a photo to a fake post and then cut & past the html code here. I think if you have photobucket you can do it from there, but I don't know how.
7/28/08

georgiagetaways

my forever crush is Salli Richardson... Hot stuff

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1. 7/28/08
  
  DrowseyMonkey
  
  Yay, you posted a photo. But I don't know who she is. She is pretty tho.
7/28/08

georgiagetaways

There's something sinful about this crush of mine...mmuuuhahaha...hehehe

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1. 7/28/08
  
  DeadRooster
  
  Good one! LOL
  
  The butcher knife only adds to her hotness...
2. 7/29/08
  
  LGramlich
  
  georgiagetaways; I bet she's one dirty birdie!
7/28/08

faithsju243

Um weird crush...has to be Jay Baruchel the skinny Canadian dude from knocked up with the fo-hawk. He is hella sexy!

Ok maybe not but you did say weird crush right.

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7/29/08

georgiagetaways

I'm still in therapy about THIS crush... Bring back the show! I need
her!

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7/29/08

offendedblogger

Ok, I admit it, I have a weird crush on this guy:

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1. 7/29/08
  
  georgiagetaways
  
  LOL, offended...
7/29/08

thefly

I have a crush on Catherine Zeta Jones. Is that weird?

wait, thats not weird?

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1. 7/29/08
  
  offendedblogger
  
  That is almost pathological! You seriously need help, I mean, look at her compared to MY crush!
2. 7/29/08
  
  thefly
  
  You're right, I have a problem. I need therapy.
3. 7/29/08
  
  offendedblogger
  
  Well both of our crushes like men, so we are even.
7/29/08

jadedconformist

Zooey Deschanel
Alexis Bledel
LeeLee Sobieski
Evan Rachel Wood
Chloe Sevigny

My sisters always say my taste is plain for the most part.

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7/29/08

Aprincess4ever83

um..Vincent Donofrio...from Law and Order =) He's yummy hahaha

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7/29/08

kat822

I am so bummed that Ron Jeremy is back, ugh

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1. 7/29/08
  
  thefly
  
  Hey, look on the bright side; at least I havent changed my avatar
  
  buzz buzz
7/29/08

poisonapplesauce

Ville Valo (lol see avatar), Davey Havok, Mikey Murder (dated) and Bam Margera. Met all but Davey and I was never crushing until I met them lol they all have a certain grunge glam thing going on (yes I just made up a genre) that is insanely hot

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7/30/08

contentconnection

I have a crush to HARM (David James Elliot) of JAG... We're in a relationship for more than 8 years now... but it's only me who knows about it... LOL Blep!!!!

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7/30/08

JulesPCaut

HUGH LAURIE of House MD!

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7/30/08

alyssumfan

>_> I have a weird affinity towards dull people... even though I keep telling myself to be logical, and who want a dull guy as boyfriend?... not me... but it doesn't work. They have some kind of attractive reticence.

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1. 7/30/08
  
  jadedconformist
  
  I know what you mean. I'm thinking, "Don't speak, you'll kill the mystique."
7/30/08

DrowseyMonkey

Okay, I just figured out who you are now RT. LOL ... I never look at people's names, just their avatar. Lame I know.

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1. 7/30/08
  
  RTBjr73
  
  I will change it to AXEL...ahahahahahahahahaha
2. 7/30/08
  
  DrowseyMonkey
  
  LOL!
  
  Well, I'm a visual person what can I say.
1/05/09

pinklatex

David Bowie & Steven Tyler

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1/05/09

LynneaUrania

Okay, I confess! I did have a terrible crush on the Terminal Island Crane.

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1/05/09

myriadlife

Thank goodness there are enough weird crushes here so that I can finally come out - it has to be Ian Hislop from 'Have I got news for you', it's the way he wrinkles his nose when he laughs.

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1/05/09

LisaNYC

I have a crush on convicted murderer, Scott Peterson. Is that so wrong? Read about it here:

dearscottpeterson.blogspot.com/

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1/05/09

mjwalshe

Brenda from the MTM show and laterly Penelope Trunk

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