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Weirdest SEXUAL request
Posted by Sharonydouglas • 19 days ago • Subscribe to this Discussion [RSS] • Report This Topic
Topics: humor, relationships, sex
This is not weird to everyone but one of my exes asked me to lick his Butt crack..
What odd things do you Request??
the most I've asked for is role playing.. the whole master and slave thing gets me going 
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I routinely ask my wife for that. It saves us on toilet paper.-
HAHAHAHAAHAH... lol..
I can't seem to separate the thought of s** being on my tongue from licking BUTT -
ROFLMAO!!
Aweshome!!
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I never get odd requests, I just get odd looks at some of my requests-
oooo. what do you request??
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eh nothing too outrageous:
"you be a bad guy, I'll be a bad cop"
I'll throw in russian accents, costumes (naugty nun is a personal favorite),
"get the rope"
public sex requests
road head
"put it here" lol
"lets try this blindfolded"
lots of prude men around I've noticed -
Road head is kinda Hot
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THANK YOU!!! Jeez, some people act like you asked them to pee in your ear or something
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Road head= awesome -
roadhead's awesome! i love giving roadhead - it's naughty, it's public - it's right up my alley! -
The thought of it makes me tingle
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see now you guys get it! WTF is wrong these dudes
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I have no idea.. its for them too
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roadhead sounds like a bad time to have an accident
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road head is kinda dangerous
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I don't think it was a "weird" but a few time's I've requested to watch porn while performing the act, lol. HE thought it was weird. Next to that, I once request that he wear nothing but his hat on backwards, not so bad either, that's minor.-
that's not weird, that's awesome
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Thank you! I thought it was awesome!
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How youuuu dooinn?
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lol... I think watching porn during is kind of standard now-a-days
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Well that's what I thought. I thought that was a pretty "reasonable" request. I just listed it because he thought it was "out there". Maybe because I'm older than him, who knows ....
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how can u watch porn while having s**??? well its not dat wired but still i have never tried it...
i think its rlly a great idea..will surely try it next time...thnx..
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Guy once asked me if he could tie me to the toilet naked and leave me there all day in his apartment.-
wow.. what sexual thrill did he get from that
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That's grounds for googling him. Sounds way creepy and serial killerish, haha
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exactly... he is just wierd
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LOL!! I know...it was weird. That was only ONE of many strange requests I got. I was going through a weird experimental phase.
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that's called tossing his salad babes - i'd say about 90% of the men i've slept with have requested that once they know i'll do it - as well as anal penetration, which will stimulate their prostate and give them an incredible orgasm.
weirdest i've done is the golden shower - both receiving and giving. i don't consider anal play weird because, well, i enjoy it LMAO-
WOW.. how was the golden shower.. did you like it??
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That's where you throw a bunch of coins, right?
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lol.. i hope you are jokin
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LOL i don't think coins were involved. honestly, for me to pee on him was kinda cool - VERY dominating. for him to pee on me, it did nothing for me, made him feel great and then we screwed each other's brains out. so i guess it's all in the attitude.
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lol.. I wonder how many people have tried that
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See, for me golden showers was alway like where I drew the line. But on the right drug, I'll do just about anything.
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yeah.. I'm very sexually adventurous.. I might try it.. but i would definitely have to be in an altered state of mind
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I request:
public sex
toe jams
Golden showers (delivered by me)
pegging
watch me do your fantasy fvck
do me while you watch pvorn
you know, the usually innocent stuff.-
Im going to have to google some of those terms...
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lol.. yea just the usual..
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golden showers seem popular today
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Ok... so what is toe jams?
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I actually need you to explain that LOLITA... Is that like when someone puts there toes inside you???
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One thing I found was feet masturbation, with a release onto toes... But idk.
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Toe Jam....I'm imagining someone's toes doing a little jig here....how far off base am I right now?
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IDK about that.. that doesn't sound sexy!
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I could spend every minute of every day with my wife's toes in my face...okay, there, I've said it.
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Well this is why you all need to read my blog. Here is a thourough and enlightning Xplanation
sexingrock.blogspot.com/2009/06/today-i-got-toe-fucked.html
@Sharon Getting a toe jam (from the right size toe) is like getting plugged to heaven. -
lol ok read it.. it might be hot.. but idk yet
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only way to know is to try it. but only with a BIG toe
the one I have around the house goes straight to the G. -
ooo la la
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I once had a guy ask me to take off my heels and drive my truck around town barefoot while he watched.-
WOW.. What sexual thrill did he get from that.
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That's funny...I drive barefoot all the time.seems like I wouild be his soul mate.
I luv the hat bakwards to,its like they have to do that to....nevermind -
who knows?? Pretty creepy...
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Wow Sharon. You have certainly come on the scene quickly and are challenging sjtavo and lolita for sex awards, like emmys. There are some other runners up too.-
lol thanks.. just trying to make my mark
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I used to love to look out of the window in the summertime,Ted would have his shirt off mowing the lawn and his HAT BACKWARDS.....oh those were the days...
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I'm nasty. I think the nastier it is the better. Only if I am in love though. It's an intimate thing. There is a line, like taking a crap on my chest or trying to 2 girl 1 cup me or anything to that effect, unacceptable.-
Good to know your not into the Dirty Sanchez.
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lol don't forget the rusty trombone.
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lol.. FREAK-A-LEAK ALERT
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I don't know....probably something involving Muppets, Thundercats, or TeenWolf. Perhaps a trifecta of all 3?-
All on a Saturday morning, of course.
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lol.. sounds like the adult swim line up
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Only kidding...although I will admit that at times I've openly wished that my wife actually new some Chinese. She could talk about anything...even celery or coupons - what difference would it make? It's not like I'd understand a word (hell they don't even have to be "real" words - just sound like they are), but it would still have a certain "spice" effect on things. :-)
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Ummm...someone wanted to me to self-mutilate for her enjoyment once...I didn't do it... -
I do remember a friend of mine telling me about this girl that couldn't get off unless pain was involved. (true story, bare with me)
She asked him to hit her with her belt, so he slapped her a little with it...that's not quite what she meant. she convinced him to hit her overhand with the buckle side right on the vajayjay until she was bleeding all over. He said it scarred him for life. I asked, "why didn't you call me? I could have burned her with cigarettes."-
I'm inclined to believe that isn't a sexual desire as much as it's a sign of a very damaged person.
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Man, that makes folks into Golden Showers seem tame.
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To do it in top of the tree...I got scared...hahahahaha-
That is a little strange...she was going out on a limb with that one. On that note, I should call it a night...my "funny" is clearly pooped.
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dont try it on top of trees during winter!
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WANTED:
Woman willing to be murdered during act. Will involve cannibalism and oil drums. We have chocolate.-
SCARY
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The question arises,were you wearing shoes at the time.Inaccuracy could also have deposited his balls in his epiglottis! -
Ok, ok and once when I was on the train from Sacramento to Oakland...about 7 years ago a man slowly changed seats for about an hour until he was sitting behind me. Then asked if he could sit next to me, which I said ok to because he looked (attractive and) harmless enough. We talked for about 20 minutes. Then just before our stop came, he asked if he could take me into the bathroom and eat me out.
To which I said no to, of course...I'd rather not have pimples on my vagina.-
Wow, talk about a waste of 20 minutes of conversation!
Oh, relax...I'm KIDDING! -
lol.. wow some people have so much confidence.. I wonder how many people said yes to that
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Well this thread isn't for me...I just don't think being pissed on sounds hot at all.
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what about letting a horse do it? Hmmmm? Hmmmmmmmm??? Hmmmmmmmmmmm??? :-)
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No not even a horse:)
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One of my ex once tied my hands and legs with my own ties and said "let me do the whole work myself today"..
but i rlly had a great fun..-
sounds like fun!!! i've never done anything like that
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yes real fun..
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What! Didn't he have any toilet paper?
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He wanted to put whipped cream and chocolate sauce on my pussy and lick it off. Not really all that weird, I suppose, just a bit messy and sticky. :-))-
Sounds good. ;p
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yeah, sounds good!
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The cat probably didn't mind it, either! :-)-
:-))
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Sounds like you are an environmentalist! You want to conserve the use of tissue papers. I use my hands with soap and water after defecating and certainly not asking my wife to lick with her toungue! I am environmentalist too but in different way---other alternative, that's not my last resort hahahah!
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