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We missed you and glad you're back !
(and before anyone gets any ideas - he was out of town)

And if you peek into this thread you MUST welcome Cooking Asshole back!

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  1. nothingprofound
    Yes, welcome back, CA. I was starting to get worried.
    1. DollinNYC
      me too! And I'm starved!
    2. nothingprofound
      Doll-that's a long way to order take-out.
    3. DollinNYC
      no - I need a new recipe ! I don't know what to make - I have been eating jelly empanadas for 5 days!!
    4. cookingasshole
      I ate a chinese burrito for lunch one day...it was disgusting
    5. DollinNYC
      UGH - WTF?!?!?!
    6. cookingasshole
      that's what I said! they called it a "bing" and wrapped chinese crap up in a flour tortilla and grilled it. It was freaking nasty
    7. FreakSmack
      is a chinese burrito an egg roll? Welcome back
  2. cookingasshole
    I am tired of eating crappy food and ready it hit my kitchen full force!
    1. DollinNYC
      yah welcome to my world!
    2. LisaNYC
      That's great because bad experiences like that are good for one thing - fresh inspiration!
    3. cookingasshole
      like the chinese burrito...
  3. LisaNYC
    Welcome back! The place wasn't the same without you!
    1. cookingasshole
      thanks Lisa!
  4. LisaNYC
    Can't wait to see your new blog posts!
    1. cookingasshole
      anything you would like to see Lisa?
    2. DollinNYC
      Something other than jelly empanadas.
      Can you make something on the George Foreman Grill (TM)
    3. cookingasshole
      I was asking Lisa!
    4. DollinNYC
      So you don't care about MY needs????
    5. cookingasshole
      you know I hate the George Foreman Grill(TM)!!!
    6. DollinNYC
      Am I destined to eat jelly empanadas forever?
    7. DollinNYC
      Lisa doesn't eat. Make something on the George Foreman Grill(TM)!!
    8. cookingasshole
      jelly empanadas sound really good right now...maybe I will make them and do another jelly empanada post!
    9. cookingasshole
      Foreman jelly empanadas?
    10. cookingasshole
      but seriously...what would you like to see on the Foreman (I do have a panini press)
    11. DollinNYC
      Are you asking Lisa again?
  5. laurencefosgate
    And what's nice about you is you're not just another pretty face, you can cook too!
  6. LisaNYC
    Thanks for asking ME, CA! But I don't own that George Foreman piece of shit either!
    1. DollinNYC
      Right. Because_you_don't_eat.
    2. cookingasshole
      everyone eats!
    3. DollinNYC
      No she is a model - they don't EVER eat!
    4. cookingasshole
      models do so eat. They just eat like birds.
  7. LisaNYC
    I do so eat! Here's a recent video of myself working out to prove it:

    www.youtube.com/watch?v=1MpCqfSekc4
    1. cookingasshole
      that is crazy...she can almost touch the ground. I cannot do that!
    2. DollinNYC
      o that is just....I am at a loss for words! And the sad thing is - I have seen that before !!
  8. LisaNYC
    Thank you! And believe me, that's not baby fat. But from EATING!!!!!!!
    1. DollinNYC
      Have you given up on your dream of becoming a supermodel?
      Or are you depressed and eating because Scott has not written back?
  9. LisaNYC
    CA - how about a stir-fried beef dish with veggies?
    1. DollinNYC
      On the George Foreman Grill(TM)
    2. cookingasshole
      My lady did buy me a wok I have not used yet...
  10. LisaNYC
    Well, Doll, you are correct that I'm a supermodel, but I'm not one of those anorexic ones since Scott likes his women with a little meat on his bones, if you know what I'm sayin'! ; )
    1. DollinNYC
      But you'll sink like a stone! Be careful!
  11. Rozie818
    Wok's are fun to cook with, how did the barbecue go btw
    1. cookingasshole
      it was awesome; thanks for asking! The host did an incredible job and my dish was a hit so all was right with the world
  12. LisaNYC
    No, no, I won't sink! I've adopted a regular exercise routine as you can see in that video, and the pounds are just melting away!
  13. LisaNYC
    Doll, until the pounds melt away, I'm a plus-size supermodel.
    1. DollinNYC
      ok got it!
  14. TJlubrano
    Welcome back CA!
    1. cookingasshole
      thanks! the flight was horrific but I had a good time with family.
    2. DollinNYC
      o no! What was with the flight?
    3. cookingasshole
      I was traveling with my 11 month old daughter...just the two of us. On the way there I had the middle seat in economy. The stench of poor people was overwhelming. But I got First Class on the way home! and the seat next to me was open so my baby had her own oversized seat which was nice.
    4. DollinNYC
      So they did not recognize your greatness on the trip out?? Write a letter to the CEO!
    5. cookingasshole
      I know! when I told the check in lady who I was she was like "who?" Then on the way back they pampered the crap out of me!
    6. DollinNYC
      She must have been new. That happens to me occasionally.
    7. TJlubrano
      I'm happy to hear it all turned out okay! You didn't wear a shirt with that awesome logo now did you -_-'? How else are they going to notice your greatness? Aah your baby had a seat of her own! She must have felt like a princess ^_^!
    8. cookingasshole
      good call! I should have worn the shirt!
    9. DollinNYC
      If you wore the shirt with that logo you would have been seated in the cargo area with the luggage.
    10. cookingasshole
      If I wore the shirt they probably would have let me fly the plane
    11. TJlubrano
      Add free mugs and you can keep the plane!
    12. DollinNYC
      Good one!
  15. DollinNYC
    oops! wrong place:)
    1. cookingasshole
      she looked new...I almost complained to her supervisor but I decided not to make a scene. Once I get started it usually ends in someone getting fired on the spot.
  16. LisaNYC
    If you do the stir-fry dish, please make it with beef and not chicken. Just a friendly request!
    1. cookingasshole
      I might make it vegetarian and let the user decide what meat to use...what do you think?
  17. DollinNYC
    Well, since Cooking Asshole has not posted any new recipes, I am forced to go out and forage for something!! See you all later!
    1. TJlubrano
      Enjoy what you are going to eat!! Ciao!
    2. cookingasshole
      get a jelly empanada!
  18. LisaNYC
    CA - that's a great idea. You could also add tempeh or seitan as the protein - a lot of vegans LOVE that in stir-frys. It's very delicious.
  19. tcinvestor
    Hey CAsshole. Welcome back. I am fixing a roast today ( locally raised grass fed beef I might add) in your honor. Slow roasting in the crock pot with some organic yams, carrots, onions and a slew of other good stuff.
  20. Jeunelle
    Welcome back Cooking, I'm getting pretty hungry, what's for dinner?
  21. LisaNYC
    He's making a vegan stir fry I think!
    1. Jeunelle
      LOL let's hope there's no cucumbers in it
    2. tcinvestor
      TA DA!!!
      cucumber,huge cucumber,food,vegetables
    3. Jeunelle
      Tcinvestor just waits for and opportunity to show off his gigantic cucumber
      and scare all the ladies away
  22. LisaNYC
    Well there definitely won't be any sweet potatoes in it!
  23. cookingasshole
    I just made Strawberry Holla Toast
    1. tcinvestor
      Get the Holla outta here. Really?
    2. cookingasshole
      yeah...it was awesome!
  24. LolitaV
    welcome back CA. we missed u.
    1. cookingasshole
      thank you! I missed you too.

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