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What Are Some of the Best Movie Lines Ever?
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What are some of the best (or your favorite) movie lines ever? Like the ones you find yourself saying all the time...
Here's some random ones I thought of:
"King Kong ain't got nothing on me!"
"I'm the king of the world!!!!"
"Why so serious?!"
"You got knocked the F@#$ out!"
lol There are a lot more, but which lines stick out to you guys?
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"Women... can't live with them, and they can't pee standing up." -
Life is like a box of chocolates... -
All the animals come out at night - whores, skunk pussies, buggers, queens, fairies, dopers, junkies, sick, venal. Someday a real rain will come and wash all this scum off the streets. I go all over. I take people to the Bronx, Brooklyn, I take 'em to Harlem. I don't care. Don't make no difference to me. It does to some. Some won't even take spooks. Don't make no difference to me.
Travis Bickle in Taxi driver.
This is what I repeat endlessly as I drive my little lilac Aardvark car around except mine goes more like this:
"All the animals come out at night.........bats do...and cats....and some dogs but not every dog because some dogs aren't allowed out at nights......foxes they do.....looks like it's gonna rain....hope it washes that pile of dog muck off the pavement in front of my gate....I cant complain I go all over...it don't matter to me...it does to some... some won't even use a public toilet....don't make no difference to me. -
Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn
I'll be back
I have to utmost enthusiasm for the mission -
well how could I go pass this one
'I see dead people' -
The first rule of Fight Club is, you do not talk about Fight Club. -
This is more of a dialogue.....
Myrtle: You know I know this man put a hurtin' on you baby, but you've got to forgive him. No matter what he done, you've got to forgive him - not for him, but for you.
Helen: Forgive him for me?
Myrtle: When some body hurts you they take power over you, if you don't forgive them then they keeps the power. Forgive him baby and after you forgive him, forgive yourself.-
The dialogue i added was from the movie...'Diary of a Mad Black Woman'
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I'll have what she's having.
There's no crying in baseball!
You'll have to excuse my friend, he's a little slow. The town's that way. -
We're gonna need a bigger boat
Ok, by now you must be thinking, is this like a Noxema commercial or what?-
bigger boat! saw that one at the drive in when it came out!!!!
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"Better you than me", said in the movie Full Metal Jacket as he looked down into the grave of one of his fallen comrads. -
" But I'm funny, how? I mean funny like a clown? I amuse you?" from Joe Pesci in Goodfellas -
"Are you not entertained?! Are you not entertained?!" - Russell Crowe in Gladiator
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"go away... I'm 'bating"
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"You never know what you gonna get." Forest Gump, "Life is like a box of chocolates... " -
Be on time, work hard, and I'll see in the bar at 5:30
- Desk Set
Sentiment has no cash value
- We're no Angels -
I repeat, this is not a drill. This is the apocalypse. Please exit the hospital in an orderly fashion. Thank you.
--Dogma
I love lamp
--Anchorman
Note to Galley; Romulan Ale no longer to be served at diplomatic functions.
--Star Trek VI
You're 5 foot nothin', 100 and nothin', and you have barely a speck of athletic ability. And you hung in there with the best college football players in the land for 2 years. And you're gonna walk outta here with a degree from the University of Notre Dame. In this life, you don't have to prove nothin' to nobody but yourself. And after what you've gone through, if you haven't done that by now, it ain't gonna never happen.
--Rudy -
et cetera, et cetera, et cetera....
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"I'm here to chew bubble gum and kick ***. And I'm all out of bubble gum." - They Live
"Yep, it's them alright." - Them
"kids" - Freddy vs Jason
"Hey you, on the water skies" - Meatballs -
Fill it up again! Fill it up again! Once it hits your lips, it's so good!
-Old School -
from Tombstone
cowboy: Why, it's the drunk piano player. You're so drunk, you can't hit nothin'. In fact, you're probably seeing double.
Doc: I have two guns, one for each of ya.
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Doc: It appears my hypocrisy knows no bounds.
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Johnny Ringo: All right, 'lunger'. Let's do it
Doc: Say when
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Wyatt: You gonna do somethin'? Or are you just gonna stand there and bleed?
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Doc: Why Johnny Ringo, you look like somebody just walked over your grave.
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"Now I want you to take a step back and literally fuck your own face!"
-Les Grossman, Tropic Thunder -
Your life is an occasion....Now rise to it!
Mr. Magorium -
Freedom
Braveheart -
I wanted to meet interesting and stimulating people of an ancient culture, and kill them
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"frankly my dear, i don't give a damn"
gone w/the wind -
You feel lucky punk?
Well do you? -
"We want the finest wines available to humanity, we want them here, and we want them now!"
Withnail and I.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=6m6LhZJdCQY -
"What we have here is a failure to communicate."
--Harper, 1965
"Are you feeling lucky, Punk?"
--Dirty Harry, 1974
"An Attack-dog-trained German Shephard and a .44 Magnum beat 4 aces every time."
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"Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." from Gone With the Wind Is timeless. -
From American Graffiti:
"Rock 'n roll has gone downhill ever since Buddy Holly died."
And, of course, these classics from Casblanca:
"Here's looking at you, kid.:
"Play it again, Sam."
And "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn" has already been mentioned, otherwise I'd list it again
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"Did you know we are sitting on 2 million gallons of fuel, a nuclear weapon and a thing with 270,000 loose parts that was built by the lowest bidder. Kinda makes you feel good dont it?" Armageddon
"Toto, I've a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore." The Wizard of OZ
"Lions and Tigers and Bears oh my" The Wizard of Oz
"It's been many years since I had such an exemplary vegetable." Pride and Prejudice
"I have no desire to make windows into men's souls" Elizabeth -
"I told you cha-cha heels, black ones!" Female Trouble -
"I was shopping for my wife Bonnie. I buy most of her clothes and Mrs Pearl was in the same shop! And it just was an accident you know, we started talking... about panty hose, she was saying... whatever that's not the point of the story but what the point is is that through this accidental meeting... it's like a Hitchcock movie you know where you're thrown into a rubber bag and put in the trunk of a car, you find people. You find them. Something, is is it karma? Maybe. But we found him, that's the important thing. And I got Bonnie a wonderful pantsuit." Waiting for Guffman
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nice... I love that movie.
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"Hi! My name is Brad Majors, and this is my fiancee, Janet Weiss. I wonder if you'd mind helping us. You see, our car broke down a few miles up the road. Do you have a phone we might use?" Rocky Horror Picture Show
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Well, you got caught with a flat...well, how about that...
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"Goodbye, and thanks for all the fish."
- Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
"Bring out your dead!"
- Monty Python and the Holy Grail
"Always look on the bright side of life"
- The Life of Brian -
"In Italy for 30 years under the Borgias they had warfare, terror, murder, and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci, and the Renaissance. In Switzerland they had brotherly love - they had 500 years of democracy and peace, and what did that produce? The cuckoo clock."
"If you died you'd forget me. I want to be remembered."
"He looks like that fellow in the movies - Ralph Bellamy."
"YES, WE ARE ALL INDIVIDUALS!" "I'm not"
"I remember every detail. The Germans wore grey, you wore blue. "
Kudos to anyone who knows what films they are...-
That first one is from the third man and the fourth one is Life of Brian. Is the last one Bogart in Casablanca?
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I thought you'd get some of them! indeed you are correct!
The other 2 are more obscure quotes from well-known films so I doubt anyone will get them...the second is from "Brief Encounter" and the third is "His Girl Friday"...Cary Grant describing the character played by Ralph Bellamy. -
"YES, WE ARE ALL INDIVIDUALS!" "I'm not" Life of Brian, my friend quotes it all the time lol.
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"You can't fight in here, gentlemen. This is the War Room!" -Dr. Strangelove-
GREAT movie!
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GREAT movie and the best line from it, Dr. STrangelove
another good line:
"And of course, the women will be selected for their breeding characteristics, and at a healthy ratio to men, say, 10 to 1!"
- how Peter O'Toole did't win the Oscar that year, dang! (well, Rex Harrison was pretty good too, but still.. this was the role(s) of a lifetime, 3 of em, and Kubrick also wanted him to play the jet's pilot, but thankfully Sellers refused and we got the terrific Slim Pickens - no one coulda done that better; remember the navigator was James Earl Jones??)
- Kubrick was a genius, at first...
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Oh Gawd...here's a bunch
www.blogcatalog.com/discuss/entry/famous-movie-liners-that-stuck-a-nerve -
I will give u an offer u can't refuse - Godfather -
"You can't handle the truth!" -A Few Good Men
"It's not worth winning if you can't win big." -Mighty Ducks
"All we have to do is to decide what to do with the time that is given to us" -Lord of The Rings; Gandalf-
That's the most beautiful sequence of films ever...
A Few Good Men and Lord of the Rings separated by the Mighty Ducks...
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"We brought that water in special for you. It came from a well in Hinckley." from Erin Brockovich, spoken by Erin/Julia Roberts.
"I say we take off and nuke the entire site from space. It's the only way to be sure." Spoken by both Ripley and Hicks in Aliens.
"I drown and you tow me back to the rig." - Ace, The Abyss
"God******, you b****! You never backed away from anything in your life! Now fight! Fight! Right now!! Fiiiight!!" Bud (to Ace, after she drowned and he towed her back to the rig), The Abyss
"My girlfriend's a vegetarian, which pretty much makes me a vegetarian too." - Jules, Pulp Fiction -
Someday, and that day may never come, I'll call upon you to do a service for me. But, until that day, accept this justice as a gift on my daughter's wedding day. - godfather
Fortune and glory, kid. Fortune and glory - Indiana Jones
It's not the years, honey. It's the mileage. - indiana jones
Take your stinking paws off me, you damn dirty ape. - planet of the apes
What we've got here...is failure to communicate. - cool hand luke
I love the smell of napalm in the morning. - Apocalypse now
Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die. - the princess bride
Inconceivable! - princess bride-
I went to a fancy dress party as Inigo once...anytime anyone introduced themselves I would say the line!
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Which Inigo, drunk-with-face-in-soup Inigo or slightly more composed sword fighting Inigo?
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beginning of night: composed sword-fighting Inigo
end of night: drunk-with-face-in-soup Inigo
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"i'm sorry.. you have to die.. it's a masterpiece.."
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stranger than fiction. Good movie
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"Not once, during the times of crisis in your life, have I known you to have a handkerchief. Here, take mine." Rhett to Scarlet in Gone with the Wind
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Pulp fiction.. when Travolta and Samuel L Jackson are driving, Travolta mistakingly shoots the guy in the back seat..
They end up cleaning the blood and guts out of the car and Travolta starts complaining "I can only be pushed so far then I explode" after causing the whole mess in the first place
Samuel L responded "OH? YOU'RE gonna explode?? Well, I'm a mushroom cloud layin mother f***er, mother F***er!!"
Funniest movie quote ever, I've also never seen someone say Mother F***er two times in a row with the sentance making sense. -
Office Space
Milton Waddams[talking on the phone] And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told, I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then, then I'm, I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. And, and I told Don too, because they've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn't bind up as much, and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and it's not okay because if they take my stapler then I'll set the building on fire... -
Codesucker you rock!
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"I'll be back" - Terminator 2
"Why so serious?" - Dark Knight
"Luke, I'm your Father" - Star Wars
"What do I look like? A f**king mirrage?" - Goodfellas -
"I don't step on toes, I step on necks.." -Chuck Norris, "Missing in Action" -
"Boards don't hit back.." - Lee to O'Hara (after the latter's martial art demonstration) in "Enter the Dragon" starring Bruce Lee.
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"heavens! There's a sale at Penny's" (the camp guy from the control tower in Airplane)
"Ah there was some confusion as to whether the Beggar or the Minkey was breaking the law" - "minkey? - you said minkey" - "that is correct - chimpanzee minkey" (the pink panther).
"You can't beat a good closet ploy you know" (pink panther again). -
"Thats no moon. It's a Space Station." -
-Star Wars & Twister
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'You can run..but you can't hide'..scary guy in mad max 2 -
'So do you think there is any intelligent life out there?'..'No'....Dark star
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'We have eternity to know your flesh'..Hellraiser 2
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'Too wierd too live too rare too die'..Fear and loathing in las vegas
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'Look into my eye'..aliens 2
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'Stop your grinning and drop your linnen'..Aliens 2
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I can't believe no one has said
"no one puts baby in the corner"
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"when there's no more room in hell, the dead will walk the earth" -
'Big ol fat rain'..Forest gump
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'Let's split up'..every cheesy horror flick
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Along with "i'll be right back"
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LOl..yeah..'Its ok this place has been deserted for years'
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'were in an elevator too hell...goin down'..Aliens 2
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'So you want me to put the radio in the tub when white rabbit peaks'..fear and loathing
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'You can turn your back on a person..but never a drug'..fear and loathing
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"Take me to bed or loose me forever." It was so sexy to me both times it was said in Top Gun. -
"Whoopsie Daisey"--Bill the Butcher 'Gangs of New york' -
1. "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn"
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2. "Okay, that does it, screw you guys I'm going home" - Eric Cartman -
"What an Idiot" Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone
"Fear is our greatest enemy, and hope is our greatest weapon against the disease." Restoration
"I don't wanna rain on your crazy parade, buddy, but I don't think we can fix this thing." Sahara
" Well, just because you refuse to believe something doesn't make it true. Or false. Or... whatever the hell I'm saying." Fool's Gold -
"I remember every detail. The Germans wore gray, you wore blue." - Rick to Ilsa in Casablanca -
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What is that...velvet?.~from Coming to America
You have to learn to not say everything ever time you think it~From Harry met Sally. -
"Be a miracle..." -Jim Carrey, "Bruce Almighty"
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"If you wanna have a good time, buy a good watch.." Syvester Stallone, "Rocky"
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"So this is how liberty dies... with thunderous applause" -Senator Amidala from Episode III of Star Wars -
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U had me at hello !!!!
I'm sure everybody know where that from. -
"Go ahead Punk,..make my day!" - Clint Eastwood, "Dirty Harry"
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I think in both the book and movie the quote is the same
At the end of "Of Mice and Men"
After Lenny just killed the girl and George finds him in the lake..
the men in pursuit.
Lenny says "Well, Aren't ya gonna give me HELL George??" -
Lots here... I hope I don't double up!
I'll go for something a little obscure...
"Cops. People. People in Nashville." -
Some of my favorites:
1. Badges? We don got to show you no stinkin badges! - Treasure of the Sierra Madre
2. A god, yes, but not THE God - Groundhog Day
3. Ain't you keeping up with current events, pal? We're gettin our asses kicked! - Aliens
4. You've never worked for the private sector - they expect results! - Ghostbusters
5. Kid, just remember that I got a shovel and a .44 and I doubt anyone would report you missing - Clueless
6. ooooo! You KNOW I like the rough stuff! - Scrooged!
7. On second thought, I'll stay with the cows til YOU come home! - Duck Soup
8. Go peddle crazy someplace else, we're all stocked up here - As Good As It Gets
9. I put the GRR in Swinger, baby, yeah! - Austin Powers
10. War is for young men of courage and valor, keeping the peace is for old men with nothing else to do. - Lawrence of Arabia
11. Fasten your seat belts, its going to be a bumpy night - All About Eve
12. You DO know how to whistle, don't you? You just put your lips together and blow - To Have and Have Not
13. Well, as I am a lawyer, and I am IN South Africa, and as you say, I am colored, then there is at least ONE COLORED LAWYER in South Africa - Gandhi
And one favorite OBSCURE ONE:
"Didn't I ALWAYS tell ya, NEVER put a hat on the bed!" - Drugstore Cowboys
I have about 100 on my film site, worldsbestfilms.blogspot.com
there are so many classics! any Oscar Wilde film has a dozen..
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Do you remember how long the jinx was for the hat on the bed?
Great movie!!
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'say hello to my lil fren!!" from Al pacino in scarface!!
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