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  1. DollinNYC
    I think he is still adjusting to his new look. give him time...
    1. amybyrd21
      I think he had to go back to sork and got cranky but I have no clue. We havent heard much out of him and now this and the comment before yours blew my mind the book editor one
  2. bettieblogger
    I'm thinking the book editor one is a joke of some kind .. He has always said f*ck on his blog .. why that would suddenly change the offer, makes no sense lol ..
  3. Agit8r
    Perhaps an attempt at humor... or maybe he's pissed that some of us haven't visited in months
  4. dbowles1017
    I think he got lost frolicking in the woods.
  5. wagerwitch
    Ayuh - well maybe his book deal fell through?

    It happens. In fact - it happens a lot.

    Things go sour at times - and well - maybe on the bright side - MAYBE his book editor said - YOU CANNOT post anymore because we are buying your rights.

    Or something to that effect.

    So that might be what is going on.
  6. Deray28
    I know he was looking for a job, maybe he decided to focus on that for a while instead of cooking?
  7. DollinNYC
    He is probably just reminiscing about the old days, when he was a hippie. Now that he cut his hair off he is probably suffering from culture shock. I am sure he is not used to people calling him 'sir' and what-not.
    1. Deray28
      jajajajaja did he cut it all off after having the horrendous mullet for Halloween?
    2. DollinNYC
      yah he said he is all business now.
    3. Deray28
      oh yeah! that is a drastic change, he needs some time to adjust to his new self.
    4. dbowles1017
      That explains it. but wait... that means I can't call him a hippie anymore! Oh no! Ahhhhh!!!!! *runs around in circles*
    5. DollinNYC
      Plus I'm sure women are suddenly hitting on him and he doesn't know how to handle all the positive attention. I think in the past they would just sneer at him and roll their eyes.
  8. nothingprofound
    Just his way of saying "I love you all."
    1. wagerwitch
      Well I love you - does that count?
  9. bettieblogger
    NP, I do believe Hallmark makes cards for that
    1. nothingprofound
      Bettie-I'm a monkey psychologist. Trust me. The cook is brimming over with love.
    2. bettieblogger
      okey dokey sir
  10. TJlubrano
    He was busy sorting out crap...at least that is what he said yesterday.

    He cut of his hair...now that's a major change! Why would he do that? He was proud of his hair right?
  11. nothingprofound
    Maybe it was one of the publisher's demands. No haircut, no deal! Ah, the sacrifices one must make to one's ambitions.
  12. DailyBeerReview
    Remember those bulls on the beach a month or so ago? That could have something to do with it.
    1. DollinNYC
      oOo good point! I wonder if he went there without his daughter- she ran them off last time.
  13. HollytheHousewife
    Well, I saw his post to,and I ain't touchin with a 10 ft. Pole! He obviously needs space or sumthin,but I'm here if he needs anything!
    1. crazyTsu
      I sometimes hear cackles around here.. of an old haggardly witch
    2. wagerwitch
      hey now...
  14. HollytheHousewife
    I have learned when someone wants to be left alone then that's EXACXTLY what u do...
  15. FreakSmack
    I heard he was captured and tortured by Canadians for saying they ruin bacon. Damn Canadians!
    1. DailyBeerReview
      risking capture myself, although i live on the other border, canadian bacon sucks!
    2. FreakSmack
      DailyBeerReview -Shh... Are you mad??? More and more Canadians are showing up in Florida everyday!
    3. DailyBeerReview
      Actually... this is the time of year they invade. They don't like their winters then half of them bring their Christmas trees starting December 1.
    4. bettieblogger
      Our bacon is perfectly tasty I'll have you know
  16. DollinNYC
    He just emailed me a new recipe which I posted in the comments section of "F*uck All Of You II".

    He said he is unable to login to Blogger at all (!), so he sent the recipe to me to post. He said he feels bad that everyone has had to eat Vegetarian Toastadas for the last month!!

    I think (hope) tomorrow he will send me a beer review!!!
    1. cookingasshole
      stop posting as me Doll! We all know it is you!

      don't make me sue you for defamation of character!

      I pay a retainer for solid paralegals!
    2. DollinNYC
      I will not be harassed by a monkey on a public forum- I will countersue YOU for defamation of character! I have a whole TEAM of ex-paralegals who are willing to research this for me on Google pro-bono!

      I suggest you seek professional help.
    3. DaniG
      Hey, Dr. Phil has not used this theme yet: "Monkeys and Dolls that use ex-paralegals to sue each other for defamation." So, if you are both seeking counseling, maybe he'd barter. Or, better - maybe he'just pay you to stop bickering. (ROFL)
  17. HollytheHousewife
    Well... I don't really care anything bout food just as long as he's OK...
  18. cookingasshole
    I heard he is in an Iraqi prison for stealing artifacts
    1. sorcerer
      getting cooked?
    2. HollytheHousewife
      What the HAY??? My little monkey man???
  19. jeremyjanson
    I think he found out that he just wasn't that good of a cook.
    1. DaniG
      Heresy!
    2. jeremyjanson
      Well why else won't he show us the pics?
    3. DollinNYC
      his wife probably took away the cables to the computer again.
  20. Deray28
    So, Monkey, what the H happened to you? why so bitter against your loyal readers?
    1. TJlubrano
      That's what I want to know as well.
  21. LisaNYC
    He needs to start eating sweet potatoes!
    1. DollinNYC
      maybe he did and THAT'S his problem!!
    2. amybyrd21
      No I fear he is not getting any and it is stressing him out. I mean he cut his hair and it took away all his strength. We need to buy him a mullet wig.
  22. exit2013
    I've been away for a while...can I have a cookie now?
  23. LisaNYC
    He really screwed up by losing Positive Vibes Publishing!

    But congrats, Doll!
    1. DollinNYC
      o thanks - I can't wait to get started. I called Annie this morning and she answered up right away - I didn't even hear the phone ring on her end!

      She offered to fly me to Paris to meet with there rest of the team that will be working on my book. I said the ONLY way I am going to Paris is if you pay for all of my blog followers to go to Paris too! I was expecting a big fat "no way" but she said yes so pack your bags!! We are all going to Paris tomorrow!!
    2. amybyrd21
      you mean all 4 of us. lol I just couldnt resist that you walked right in to it
    3. DollinNYC
      I guess Amy doesn't want to go to Paris! That's ok- I will take Rebekka, Handme, and Smokie.
    4. amybyrd21
      hahaha Smokie saya what about little man he fits in your pocket.
  24. polybore
    One might say one would have to be a good and proper aaassshhhooooooooooooollllleee to care. And in fact he does.
    1. aspotofblog
      Last I heard is that the famous maker of recipes, our dear cookingasshole, actually ended up in a recipe himself. His parts have been used for Traditional Chinese Medicine. Apparently his tail was used for increased virility.
    2. polybore
      F*ck 'em and eat 'em.

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