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How would it make you feel if you hid a pot brownie, forgot about it, and your child found it and ate it?

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  1. farangrakthai
    How would I feel if my child drink cleaning detergent?
    How would I feel if my child drowns himself in the bath tube?
    How would I feel if my child get injured in a minor car accident because he is free to roam around in the car?
    ...

    I would feel how could I be so careless?
    1. pumpkinlights
      Heh, good answer!
  2. acousticguitarist
    some people shouldn't have children
  3. farangrakthai
    I saw so many kids here in Thailand abandoned by their father and also mother that indeed, you wonder whether some people know that when they have sex, well, a kid can be the result...
  4. Anok
    The same way I'd feel if Punky accidentally drank my hard cider instead of the regular cider - only I wouldn't have to go to the ER with an alcohol poisoned child.
    1. csiunatc
      Lol.

      when my brother was about 7, he came home from playing soccer with the neighbors kids. We were all sitting in the couch drinking apple juice, he grabbed the glass closest to him and downed it in one sweep before anyone noticed.

      That was dads whiskey..

      The look on his face was priceless, and 20 minutes later he was asleep.
    2. Anok
      LOL! My husband has done that as well.

      I think we all have at some point, I'm sure.
  5. DaneMorgan
    Who in the hell HIDES pot brownies?

    Pot brownies are for eating, not hiding.
    1. Anok
      All brownies are for eating!
    2. Phoenix1962
      ROFLMAO!!!!
  6. stevenwilson
    I never had one left to hide.
    1. Anok
      That's what I was thinking too
  7. flamingpoodle
    I'd be annoyed and cranky. Damn kid should go and get us more pot!
  8. pumpkinlights
    I would also wonder what the frell is the purpose of baking pot into a brownie.
    1. dinsquared
      ROFL. This.
  9. loverofjazz
    How would it make you feel if you hid a pot brownie, forgot about it, and your child found it and ate it?

    why would i hide it? what the heck is my kid doing eating found food? how much pot is a good amount to put in these brownies? do you get the munchies after eating pot brownies? that could cause weight gain, couldn't it?.
    1. MidwestMom
      um... have you ever parented a toddler?

      If no one is looking, they'll pick up ABC gum from a sidewalk and give it a try...

      That's why parents sometimes have to say,"Hey, now. What's in your mouth. Spit it out, SPIT IT OUT!"

      simulated parental freakout... no ABC gum was sampled during the writing of this reply
    2. SweetViolet
      @MidWest Mom

      Yup! My youngest once ate Ben Gay and had to spend the night in the hospital. To get to it, he had to climb out of his crib, over a baby gate (this is 6 am on a Saturday morning), onto the toilet seat, from there up onto the sink, and then up the bathroom shelves (one of those over-the-toilet thingies on floor-to-ceiling poles). I awoke to his screams, and by the time I got to him, he had eaten half a tube and smeared the rest all over his face, head, and into his eyes.

      He was an amazingly stubborn child and when the doc gave him syrup of ipecac (Ben Gay is full of salicylic acid), the kid just refused to puke. After an hour, they admitted him to hospital for observation for aspirin poisoning. He came home the next day. This was a house that had child proof latches on every cupboard and drawer and we really believed that something up this high (I had to stand on the toilet seat to reach it!) was safe.

      We were wrong. NOTHING is safe from a toddler!
    3. MidwestMom
      Yikes! I'm glad your baby was alright!

      It's amazing how much a determined child will go through to get what he/she wants.
    4. Anok
      LOL MM, yup, and the "Don't touch..don't you dare touch GET THAT OUT OF YOUR MOUTH!"
    5. MidwestMom
      pretty good simulated freakout, you anarchist ninja, you

    6. Anok
      I say it often....and have had Punky get more than a few x-rays because of unknown swallowed objects
  10. earthlingorgeous
    Oh my god! This actually happened to me. For real. I ate a pot brownie when I was like 8 or something it was my older brothers. I was like out for couple days as my older sister and mom told me. It was so unreal! I felt like I was floating in space!
    1. loverofjazz
      lucky you. i didn't get to try pot until i was 16. lol.
    2. earthlingorgeous
      oh no! That wasn't lucky of me I had no idea I thought it was a brownie!

      For sure though my big brother wasn't so popular that time and after that too.
  11. mandomagazine
    put it on video then upload it to youtube!!!
  12. aningeniousname
    When I was about 17 my parents went away on holiday and left me to look after the house and their beloved small terrier, pickles.
    Being 17 the first thing I did when they left was get all the boys round with booze and drugs, so anyway they all left about 2am and as I was quite out of it and watching a Pink floyd video I decided to clean up the mess in the morning.
    The bad thing was I had left my lump of Moroccan black on the tray I was using to skin up on, anyway I fell asleep and woke up the next morning and began to tidy up, pickles was laid in the middle of the room on his back with his legs in the air, which I thought was rather odd.
    Anyway to cut a long story short the dog had ate a quarter ounce of Morrocan hashish and was absolutely out of it for about a week and was never quite the same afterwards.
    When my mum got back she said "The dog seems different he just lays around a lot and only wakes up for his dinner, a bit like you!"
    1. Jules66
      that's horrible
  13. MadameX
    Like the negligent criminal I was, I would guess.
  14. thingys
    How do you think she got here?
  15. Theresa111
    If I had children and if this had happened, I would have eaten one, too. Then we would have a big laugh together. As long as one didn't let on there was anything amiss, the event would resolve itself and pass through the system, so to speak. It would never happen again.

    Better not have it around the little ones, eh?
  16. pumpkinlights
    Seriously, wtf is the purpose of a pot brownie?
    1. Waterbaby
      reason #1 - It makes good use of that skunk. Seeds, stems, withery dead leaves and things - it all goes in.
      reason #2 - While you can't get away with firing up a J at school (work, shopping, whatever), nobody'd look twice if you were munching on a cookie.
      reason #3 - You avoid all that gasping and choking that smoking brings; unless you like that sort of thing of course, then don't bother cooking.
      reason #4 - Uh. What was the question?
    2. paloozaz
      lmao@ uh, what was the question?
  17. carrieburrows
    It would depend on how old the child is.
    1. Waterbaby
      Totally. There's a big difference in trying to explain that funny feeling to your two-year old and to your twenty-two-year old.
  18. jackpayne
    I'd feel the same way Yosemite Sam would feel after being handed a lit stick of dynamite from Bugs Bunny.
  19. drjay1966
    Pumpkinlights, with a pot brownie you can get stoned without having to inhale smoke. Not only that, but you can bake a whole lot of weed into a brownie, making it so potent that it'll get you utterly drooling wasted to an extent that you could only otherwise get by smoking enough to give you dry heaves.

    Or so I'm told. I, of course, would never go near that evil plant with weeds in Hell.
    1. pumpkinlights
      Heh, ok, sounds interesting

      I think I need to get out more, I've never even tried a cigarette.

      Your descriptio sounds somewhat like my daughter's 16yo friend. He was babbling incoherently last week and told her he had 'smoked himself stupid'.
  20. Oahupet
    Wonder what tipped them off that the kid got sick. The kid wouldn't stop running around in circles, laughing at the walls, or kept looking for more things to eat??

    My daughter gets insane laughter from eating normal brownies, I couldn't imagine hash brownies.
  21. paloozaz
    Well I guess it would depend on whether or not it was my last brownie. j/k any parent would feel bad if their kid ingested something that was harmful, even in the least bit. But I have to admit some of these responses are funny... lmao @Oahupet and I agree big difference between a 3 or 4 year old and a 16 year old.
  22. dinsquared
    "No wonder she had the munchies."

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