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1. 

   12/12/07

   regardingliberty

   136.6

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2. 

   12/12/07

   OneEyedView

   African or European?

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3. 

   12/12/07

   webduck

   Buckshot laden, or stuffing infused?

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4. 

   12/12/07

   Xight

   Blue, no wait Red... Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

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5. 

   12/12/07

   jackpayne

   Longest recorded flight of a chicken is 13 seconds.

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6. 

   12/13/07

   wandadog13

   cooked, frozen or live?????? (plucked or un-plucked)

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   1. 

      12/13/07

      wandadog13

      laden with what eggaxtly????
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      1/10/08

      careysaysums

      Butter. Dill.
7. 

   12/13/07

   wenfri

   What can I say
   
   Chicken hmmmmmmmmmmmmm
   
   or Rooster
   How on earth do you type what sound a female chicken makes LOL
   
   Pluck,pluck pluck or Cock-a-doodle- doo
   
   Wendy

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8. 

   12/13/07

   crkian

   www.youtube.com/watch?v=IMxWLuOFyZM

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9. 

   12/13/07

   PetLvr

   haha.. african or european .. NOW i get it.

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   1. 

      12/13/07

      Xight

      You've never watched Monty Python? o_O I fart in your general direction!
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      12/13/07

      PetLvr

      Sure I've watched Monty Python and even have that VHS in my collection - Fortunately, I have my Bat-Fart-Blocker spray in my Utility belt. aHa! aHa!
10. 

    12/13/07

    brigid

    Huh?
    
    I seem to recall watching a Mythbusters episode about chickens.

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11. 

    12/13/07

    kab625

    Does the chicken have a flesh wound? Oh, sorry, different scene.

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12. 

    12/13/07

    ghostytwofish

    We are the chickens who say "Ekky-ekky-ekky-ekky-z'Bang, zoom-Boing, z'nourrrwringmm".

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13. 

    12/13/07

    wehireu

    If I dropped it from an airplane how many feet would it fly and would it break the flight record?

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14. 

    1/10/08

    Snowlark

    kab625 -- chickens do not have knees, therefore ... wait for it ... the line, "Come back and I'll bite your kneecap off!" will not work in this case ...
    
    
    
    HOWEVER, does the chicken weigh more than a duck?
    
    "A pebble!"
    
    "Naughty, evil, Zoot!"

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15. 

    1/10/08

    jackpayne

    How does this all enter into the famous lawyer joke? Why does a lawyer cross the road? Answer: To sue the chicken on the other side.

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16. 

    1/10/08

    Snowlark

    Jack - you have to see the lawyer sketch to lock in on the context.
    
    Anyone else have all 24 hours and 40 minutes of Monty Python on DVD?
    
    Yes, my wife ACTUALLY BOUGHT THE FULL SET OF DVDs for me. Now, THAT, people, is TRUE LOVE!!!
    
    "It'll take a miracle."
    "Have fun stormin' the castle!"
    
    Name the movie from the above two quotes ...

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17. 

    4/30/08

    ericdknapp

    Dead or Undead?

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18. 

    4/30/08

    Anniepooh

    Well greased with butter, 150 mph. Adding herbs slows them down.
    
    Olive oil brushed is even faster, 155.5 mph.
    
    That's unstuffed hens, though. Did you want stats for roosters as well?

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