User Comments

1. 

   10/03/08

   faithsju243

   The best advice would have to be to respect others even if I don't agree with their opinions. To make sure I stive to do my best in every situation and of course always carry an overnight bag in the car cause you just never know.

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2. 

   10/09/08

   ladyinpurple

   "Forgive your enemies, stand with what you believe are right and open your hearts again"- ladyinpurple's mom

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3. 

   10/09/08

   cooper

   Respect yourself and others as you do yourself, and always speak truth to power.

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4. 

   10/09/08

   BeInWonder

   you want pancakes for dinner? have them.

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5. 

   10/09/08

   bradhart

   to remember most of the advice people give you is complete shite...

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6. 

   10/09/08

   dosox

   Obey your parents

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7. 

   10/10/08

   MirandaK23

   "The grass isn't always greener on the other side"

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8. 

   10/10/08

   lotusb

   "Don't listen to me, I'm just drunk."

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9. 

   10/10/08

   voodooKobra

   From my dad:
   1. Stay single; never get married, never have children.
   2. When your kids arrive, run like hell!
   3. Never fight with your brother.
   
   From my mom:
   1. Your dad is an idiot.

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   1. 

      10/10/08

      RTBjr73

      NIIIIIIIICE!!!!!
10. 

    10/10/08

    Onchong

    To keep my feet on the ground!

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11. 

    10/10/08

    kdawg68

    "don't date women named Brad."

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12. 

    10/10/08

    RTBjr73

    Never bring home a girl younger than yourself (when I was a teenager).

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13. 

    10/10/08

    xmarks

    Mom said, "Run!"
    
    
    
    
    Then I saw Dad come around the corner.

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14. 

    11/14/08

    Lanix1436

    To be as respectful as I can be, EVEN though I have to bite my tong MANY times. Also to obey my parents because if I didn't my kids will end up the same way. I guess I wont be having kids then.

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15. 

    11/14/08

    Anok

    Don't shit in your own backyard.
    
    Seriously, that's what my mom told me (I'm not even joking)

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    1. 

       11/15/08

       Sebastyne

       You do know what she meant by it, don't you?
    2. 

       11/15/08

       Anok

       Oh of course I do, I just think it's funny she had to word just in that way
       
       My mother has the mouth of a trucker
16. 

    11/14/08

    angstless

    Kitty boo, my mom once said to me, you can be anything you want to be..and if you want to read the rest of it..you GOTTA visit my blog..it is the Ode to Men poem

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17. 

    11/14/08

    siralmo

    never plan on being a musician, the amount of musicians that get paid well is nothing compared to the amount musicians there are.
    
    moral: do something else and if you manage to become a musician then good for you, otherwise you at least have other skills.

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18. 

    11/15/08

    thingys

    never go grocery shopping stoned

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19. 

    11/15/08

    Bayho

    What a great topic! The best advice my parents ever gave me were:
    Mom- Never depend on anyone but yourself.
    Dad- Always do the right thing even if you're alone.

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20. 

    11/15/08

    CrankyChick

    Don't kiss @ss

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21. 

    11/15/08

    Sebastyne

    Dad: "Rule #1: Always turn the car before you come to a corner, and not when you are in the corner. Rule #2: Never drive a car faster than it can do."
    
    Mom: "You can't really know who are your true friends, until you've had a good fight with them."

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22. 

    11/15/08

    jackpayne

    Laugh and the world laughs with you; cry and the world yells, "shut up."

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23. 

    11/15/08

    westphillykev

    you dont have any friends in this world. that is the best thing they could have ever told me cause its true

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