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What is the funniest thing that hasever happened to you
Posted by ArsenicCookies • 9/07/09 • Subscribe to this Discussion [RSS] • Report This Topic
Topics: funny, oops, things that amuse endlessly
We see a lot of discussions on here, on a wide variety of topics, but I don't ever remember seeing this one. What is the funniest/strangest thing that has ever happened to you?
Mine was last night, when I failed a DUI field sobriety test stone cold sober... hadn't had a drop of booze since August. You can see a little more of the "wtf"scenario here secretlivesofmilfs.com/endlesslyshesaid/2009/09/07/i-failed-a-field-sobriet...
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Funniest thing that ever happened to me was when I hugged a complete stranger thinking it was my hubby. That was embarrassing!
By the way, if I were in your situation, I'm not sure if I would still be laughing, but funny all the same.
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lol good point,I have no clue why I kept laughing.Bright side is once I changed out of the stilettos I passed Dang rocky roads
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I'll go you one better...I caressed the stranger's ass.
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Go read jbax most embaressing moment... I don't feel like finding it,but its sooooo funny -
"failing" a field sobriety test just means that the pigs want to feel you up. Driving while female is now illegal like in Iran:
www.spokesman.com/stories/2009/aug/03/lawsuit-claims-cda-police-assaulted-t...-
well if I were a cop I would want to feel me up too so that makes sense
Wow Iran does have some strange laws. -
so i've heard...
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There are sooooo many funny things happened to me, I cant choose the funniest one... Lots of funny situations raised during sex, especially after watching Shortbus. I just couldnt forget on that movie it was soooo funny. When having sex I couldnt keep it and just bursted out laughing after a few minutes.
Actually because of this with my partner we couldnt have sex for two weeks because of remembering the funny scenes, every sex ended up with laughing and being pissed off cause it was real passion killer .))-
haha I have so been there
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Funniest thing that ever happened to me was years and years ago. Some friends and I went to a pub (dead of winter) and just got hammed.. At some point, I ventured outside (sorta)...
As I was opening the door I slipped on a patch of ice and my coat got hung up on the door handle. I was hanging by my shoulder with me bum about 6 inches off the ground. I was so drunk and just couldn't free myself no matter what ..
People kept walking by and laughing at me. I hung there for a good hour as my friends thought it was rather amusing.. On a side note though .. I did make 20.00 in tips for holding the door open for the other patrons -
that is awesome
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Lame. -
that's only funny if they thought they were going somewhere awesome or if they thought it was like a pornsite and left bitterly disappointed... otherwise this is lame ass link dropping
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Mine was when I walked into the ladies room. They had a huge sink in the middle of the bathroom and I thought it was a urinal. Got freakier when a chick walks in and I got my little buddy stickin' out.
That's BEFORE I got contact lenses.-
hahahaha that's priceless
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Something similar happened to our designated driver one year in college. He was so scared that he was shaking and the cops couldn't figure out why he was blowing zero alcohol breath tests. Here is a more detailed recount of that night, if you're interested. And for sure it was super funny for everyone else, for years to come. www.dailybeerreview.com/2009/05/highland-oatmeal-porter.html -
Was at what I was told was a nude beach in Florida, stripped completely naked and started walking towards the water, when two State Troopers not so politely informed me otherwise.-
bwwaaaahahah NP
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Too many to name, but here are some (in addition to my comment near the top of the thread);
1. I was w/my bro & husband in a bar around Xmastime, things were winding down--it was not a "happening" evening. Suddenly the bar was full of Elvises in different costumes (even one in a Boston Bruins cape, for example,) singing Xmas songs & dragging people up to dance. Suddenly our lame evening out was like some strange acid flashback. I'll never forget it.
2. Hubby and I were at Macaroni Grill & I went to use the bathroom (for the 1st time there.) I was alone in there, got into a stall & locked the door. A woman's voice said, "Excuse me." I came out, thinking that maybe I hadn't noticed a cleaning woman or something. Again the voice, "Excuse me." I looked around, poked my head in all of the stalls--no, I was alone. "Hello?" I asked aimlessly. Then a man's voice said, "SCOO-zay." I paused, then started laughing uproariously at myself. It was an Italian language learning track running over the speakers! "SCOO-zay."
3. Hubby & I were at an "all you can eat" buffet. At one point he went up for more & I "made eyes" at him, flirting with him while he was in line. Soon I realized that a guy sitting at the table directly in front of my husband thought I was flirting with HIM.
4. While visiting my bro @ Xmastime (again,) we went around his neighborhood at 3am, putting the light up deer in peoples' yards in sexual positions. (No permanent damage or harm was done.)
5. Before moving away, I glued a life-sized, paper copy of the local license plate over my ex's, replacing 749 WFP (or whatever,) with "IM GAY." As usual, the province logo was underneath; "Yours To Discover." -
nice, a fellow Ontarioioioioian Moved from Ontario to Alberta about 4 years ago now.
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I moved from Ontario to the New Orleans area. Had enough of life in the snow belt! (Sure do miss the healthcare, though!)
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What an interesting place to re-locate too. Can I be nosey and ask why you moved there?
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I'd been wanting to move South for a while, anyway, but the primary reason was to get together w/a longtime internet friend/romance. We were married a couple of years ago & it's been "happily ever after" since I moved here (even though the whole Katrina thing.)
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Can I be? Hmmm, I just was, wasn't I?
ps: yes we're very lucky to have it!-
Well, good on ya! Glad to hear you found happiness, we all deserve that.
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Yeah, it's about time I finally lucked out.
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I was in the men's room at a Brad Paisley concert when 5 lovely women walked in a commandeered all the toilet seats in stalls. They said the line for the women's restroom was too long. All us guys at the urinals got to keep our places.
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