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What is the most exaggerated pickup line you ever heard?

Posted by fated82 • 9/11/08 • Subscribe to this Discussion [RSS] • Report This Topic
Topics: line, pick up

I was just boring so here is my question, what is the most exaggerating pick up line you ever heard? List them down!!!

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9/11/08

csiunatc

Excuse me Miss.. Do you like to F__K..?

followed by a loud smack.

Didn't work for him so I've decided not to try that one myself.

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9/11/08

RenalFailure

F*ck me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Gretchen?

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1. 9/12/08
  
  lotusb
  
  That is hilarious...!!
2. 9/12/08
  
  JaydenVasara
  
  LOL oh i love it
9/12/08

fated82

That's all?

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9/12/08

ernestlobo

How you doin? (Joey style) ... lol

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9/12/08

lotusb

Once a guy sent this little kid across the street with his cell phone, the kid handed it to me and pointed across the street. Then the guy called the cell from is house phone and asked me out on a date. Little much but it worked.

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1. 9/19/08
  
  Sebastyne
  
  Pretty cool.
2. 9/19/08
  
  MelissaB
  
  aw
9/13/08

fated82

Pretty woman, walking down the street...(singing)

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9/13/08

earthlingorgeous

Oh God I think I've heard so many...and to think you only hear them in the movies or TV but some actually use it.

1) At a celebrity party I was attending: "I'm just new here in your country, are you by chance an actress?"

2) At a press conference someone snapped a picture of me then approached me gave his card and said: "Sorry I can't resist but the wind blowing in your hair is something worth capturing. I'll send you a copy of your picture later."

and the most cheesy

"Am I dead? Coz I think I just saw an angel."

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1. 9/19/08
  
  lotusb
  
  That last one is hilarious...cheese ball. The first two don't actually sound like pick up lines...??
9/13/08

thefly

Your place or mine? Tell you what? I'll flip a coin. Head at my place, tail at yours.

Excuse me. My friend over there is a little embarrassed. He'd like your phone number. He wants to know where he can get a hold of me in the morning.

You're going to have to buy me a drink?
Her: What for?
I dropped mine when I saw you.

buzz buzz

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9/19/08

fated82

haha...that's funny

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9/19/08

AmyOops

I get the psychos..

had a guy follow me home from a bar.

went to a club and a bunch of guys just started bowing down "we're not worthy"

and i get "nice chest" a lot

needless to say these do not work

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9/19/08

jadedconformist

I usually send the kid to do the work. "Are you my mommy?"

A good way to get a girls # (though I've never tried) is to say you lost your phone, and then ask to borrow her phone so you can call it.

I guess you can just always ask, but that's just creepy.

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9/19/08

Sebastyne

The creepiest one was a guy who had seen me somewhere driving, got the license number, found out who it belonged to, got my number and called me on a date. At the same time I was flattered but too freaked out to go out with the guy.

The most old ever... That someone actually USED was the what is a girl like you doing in a place like this... I laughed at him and told him to go think something better and try again. I don't think he did though, I can't remember. (Sadly, he was quite cute.)

I think the most exaggerated ones are those that I used myself! Like I stopped this drop dead gorgeous guy on the street and asked if he would have the rest of his life to spare. It turned out he did, but I got bored with him in two weeks... his looks didn't translate to the brain section.

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1. 9/19/08
  
  jadedconformist
  
  Uh, the first guy might as well should've popped out of your closet unannounced to say that he's had his eye on you for so long. It would have been just as effective, albeit a little tricky getting in.
9/19/08

Jeunelle

Hubbadah, hubbadah, hubbadah, do you come here often?

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