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   1/14/09

   acousticguitarist

   a hand that was attached to a man, on the train in Yugoslavia in 1982

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      1/14/09

      calais50

      lol
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      1/14/09

      Profitimo

      are you for real?
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      1/14/09

      acousticguitarist

      yes.. i was on a train and a guy tried to steal my wallet
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   1/14/09

   sensico

   I found a piece of a pop tart in my pants pocket, it actually didn't taste all that bad...who would have thunk it that pop tarts can stand the test of time.

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      1/14/09

      calais50

      You're brave, sensico. Fresh poptarts are pretty nasty, not to mention lint-flavored ones.
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   1/14/09

   calais50

   One time I had to go to the court house to get some paperwork. At the entrance, a policeman goes through any bags you are carrying. I was carrying a combination of totally innocent items in my purse that together made me look like a drug abuser. The policeman looked at me very suspiciously. Here are the items:
   
   metal spoon in a baggie
   razor blade-I was scraping paint with it and probably absent mindedly put it in my purse
   $600 wad of cash
   mirror (sometimes used by druggies to snort cocaine)

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   1/14/09

   calais50

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   1/14/09

   LynneaUrania

   It was a resinous mass where a pen had leaked out and glued 3 hairpins, a quarter, a shopping list, a ticket stub to Who Killed Roger Rabbit?, and an emery board. I looked at this and thought, "I guess I've been to the La Brea Tar Pits too many times."

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      1/14/09

      calais50

      I hope you kept it. I bet it would fetch a pretty penny on ebay.
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      1/14/09

      LynneaUrania

      Only if it were sold as modern art.
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      1/14/09

      calais50

      yep, it would fit right in