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Posted by offendedblogger • 3/20/08 • Subscribe to this Discussion [RSS] • Report This Topic

I can't believe mine is rated "R"!!

Ugh!

What is yours?

www.justsayhi.com/bb/blog_rating

User Comments

3/20/08

Sylvia

That is pretty cool, one of mine is G and the other NC17

Chelle, did you really think your blog wouldn't be rated R

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1. 3/20/08
  
  offendedblogger
  
  comment removed by the community.
2. 3/20/08
  
  Sylvia
  
  Can you appeal their decision.... I'm sure there is a lawyer in here somewhere.
3. 3/20/08
  
  offendedblogger
  
  Tiffany knows the law!!
  
  Pfft... she'd probably side with them or even challenge their rating and get me labeled as NC17 though.
3/20/08

ekim941

NC-17 for mentioning the word Chelle B

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1. 3/20/08
  
  Sylvia
  
  lol..that was funny Mike
2. 3/20/08
  
  offendedblogger
  
  Argh!!
  
  I hope you have fireproof underwear mister. Where you are going you're gonna need them!
3. 3/20/08
  
  ekim941
  
  Actually it is rated PG 'coz I mentioned sex 3 times. Once for every time I've actually had it.
4. 3/20/08
  
  ekim941
  
  Good one Chelle. Like I wear underwear.
5. 3/20/08
  
  offendedblogger
  
  Stop having comebacks to my threats, dammit!!
  
  How is any one going to take me seriously as antichrist?!
6. 3/20/08
  
  ekim941
  
  Doesn't every antichrist need a good following?
3/20/08

Dukepro25

G

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3/20/08

inkjetoffice

Mine is "G" :-)

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3/20/08

daniel23

I just added a side-bar to my blog of praise for me. The nicest thing is "dull shit peasant."

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3/20/08

ShoeThatFits

I'm not surprised with G rating of my blog www.shoethatfits.com

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3/20/08

Pentad

I only used the word "dead" once, and "hurt" twice. Gave me a G.

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3/21/08

Aprilfreelance

ROFL!

My Christian blog is rated R because I used the word "death" 5x, "pain" 2x, and "crappy" 1x. I don't even remember using the word "crappy." Sh*t, yes, but not "crappy."

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1. 3/21/08
  
  offendedblogger
  
  LMAO!!
  
  Shew, now I don't feel so bad.
  
  Thank you sooo much April, that makes me lol for real.
2. 3/21/08
  
  Aprilfreelance
  
  Lol! I figured the posts on domestic violence would get me, but crappy???
  
  Edited to add: It didn't even mention one of my most popular posts: "Christians Shouldn't Swear, Da**it!"
3. 3/21/08
  
  offendedblogger
  
  That is too funny. If this is the system they use to rate movies, we are all in trouble!
4. 3/21/08
  
  Norski
  
  Yep.
  
  I got "NC-17" - for good reason - for "Another War-on-Terror Blog." Inevitable, given the subject matter: and the curious standards of 'ratings' systems.
3/21/08

kat822

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1. 3/21/08
  
  offendedblogger
  
  You may even be NC-17, did you check?
3/21/08

BlogBadly

G - it's very tame

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3/21/08

TheMrs

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1. 3/21/08
  
  offendedblogger
  
  Awwwwww!!! That is kinda cute, don't ask why, it just is.
2. 3/21/08
  
  TheMrs
  
  Yeah. Cute.
3. 3/21/08
  
  offendedblogger
  
  You could always let me do a guest post, that would bump you right up to rated R!
4. 3/21/08
  
  ekim941
  
  Chelle is her own biggest fan
5. 3/21/08
  
  offendedblogger
  
  Hey, now. I have bigger fans than me.
  
  Well, at least in my mind's eye they are built like Russian rugby players or well formed Norwegian vikings or caber tossing, kilt wearing Scotsmen or..
  
  Uh, where was I again?
6. 3/21/08
  
  ekim941
  
  I rest my case. You just got blinded by your own glow.
3/21/08

pundeerd

That is what I get for interviewjava.blogspot.com

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3/21/08

Mewie

Mine's rated PG b/c I mention "life sucks." lol

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1. 3/21/08
  
  offendedblogger
  
  Aww Mewie, lol, that's funny!
3/21/08

WilDip

This rating was determined based on the presence of the following words:

* shoot (2x)
* sex (1x)

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1. 3/21/08
  
  DeadRooster
  
  Shoot?
3/21/08

alexmcone

Woah ! Mine's Rated R. Score!

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3/21/08

gosmelltheflowers

OMG - Who knows! This rating site is banned in Dubai...HA!

We apologize the site you are attempting to visit has been blocked due to its content being inconsistent with the religious, cultural, political and moral values of the United Arab Emirates.

HOW IRONIC IS THAT! We can't rate our site as we can't access the ratings site.

Could someone let us know please - the rating of www.gosmelltheflowers.com

Cheers!

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1. 3/21/08
  
  alexmcone
  
  pain (5x) bomb (2x) shoot (1x)
  
  Odd. I've never seen these words on your blog.
2. 3/21/08
  
  alexmcone
  
  I really dont see why Dubai would block that site. But then again they have a history of blocking the coolest sites.
3. 3/21/08
  
  Norski
  
  Oh.
  
  My.
  
  Goodness.
  
  Thanks for sharing that.
3/21/08

laughoutloudadmin

This rating was determined based on the presence of the following words:
anus (2x) breast (1x)

lol.. i aimed for a 'G' for my blog, but oh well

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3/21/08

gosmelltheflowers

We;re working blind here folks - anyone explain what rating we are - we're confused.....

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3/21/08

clioandme

Most of mine are in the PG-13 category, though my tumblelog has a few offending posts that push it into the R category. That's not counting blogs I link to. (Oops. Just realized there was a link for an official rating. Well, you'll have to rely on my own nose. Sorry.)

Edit: That rating site gave my tumblelog a G. Guess it can't read words in images, and it went too fast to have looked at older pages.

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1. 3/21/08
  
  Norski
3/21/08

ThriftShopRomantic

Mine are both G. And that's fine, because if I can make folks laugh in general with a G rating, then I feel I'm kind of doing something a little different. Yes, that's right-- "G" rated, but livin' on the edge!

Darned straight!

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1. 3/21/08
  
  Norski
  
  Congratulations!
  
  I'm with your attitude. Relevance-through-talking-dirty got passé pretty fast, back in the day.
  
  Some subjects require a specialized vocabulary (one of my blogs is NC-17): but making people laugh the way you do - keep it up!
3/21/08

pointlessbanter

shocker

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1. 3/21/08
  
  crpitt
  
  I think that was too nice
3/21/08

crkian

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3/21/08

Montrell274

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3/21/08

Manictastic

The reason: 4 times use of drugs, 3 times murder, 2 times hurt and 1 time stealing.

My answer: That's F-ing reality!

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1. 3/21/08
  
  gosmelltheflowers
  
  LOL!
3/21/08

Anok

Mine was rated PG 13 for using the words "torture, death and pain"...

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1. 3/21/08
  
  sellytapgirl
  
  Yeah, Smiley Central!
2. 3/21/08
  
  AmmoBob
  
  Mine was about the same words...
3/21/08

friedclyde

mine was 13 too

and i see anok has found smily central a tad bit interesting

watch out for spyware

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1. 3/21/08
  
  Anok
  
  Yeah, I like the smileys *blush*
3/21/08

Ponkotsu

Haha, mine somehow ended up NC-17, when there's nothing so titillating there. Apparently simply using the word "sex" is reason enough to get that rating, even though it's generally only used for criticism, commentary, or retarded over the top humor. Apparently "hell," "hurt," "torture, "kill," and one instance of "punch" are enough to earn that rating.

... And we thought the MPAA was bad.

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3/21/08

wehireu

I got a nice G rating for my blog. Anyone should be able to read it.

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3/21/08

earthlingorgeous

LMAO! wadapuk ooops! My blog is PG! This is FUNNY!

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3/21/08

happyfoodgirl

What a dissappointment.

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3/21/08

earthlingorgeous

This is insane! LMAO! Maybe the full moon today affected that program hahahaha!

It said the presence of steal (1) and pain (2) on my blog made it that way LMAO!

So food girl what made yours rated R? mouthwatering?

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3/21/08

DeadRooster

I decided I would use zero profanity in my blog posts for one full year. I have nothing against it except that I think it's lazy writing (it's easy to use the F-word to emphasize a sentence--it takes skill to get the same impact without using it).

That's not to say I wouldn't write about sex or murdering Gummi Bears or something...

www.deadrooster.com

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1. 3/21/08
  
  offendedblogger
  
  Pffft.
  
  A well placed Irish version of the F-bomb is not lazy writing, it is bloody f***ing brilliant.
2. 3/21/08
  
  ekim941
  
  I agree with you. Anyone can say, "You're a F-ing idiot". But it takes someone special to say, "You don't carry the burden of an over abundance of schooling".
  I'm not calling you an idiot, it was just an example.
3. 3/21/08
  
  DeadRooster
  
  Offended--
  
  Yes, I agree that a well placed F-bomb is "bloody f***ing brilliant." The key, though, is that it must be "well placed" (as it usually is when used in your posts). I have seen blogs where every other sentence uses some form of profanity, so much so that it loses it's intended shock value. Profanity is so much more effective when it's thrown in as an unexpected surprise.
  
  If you don't agree with me, you can just [EXPLETIVE DELETED].
  
  (see what I mean? Well, you would if they let me use use the "bloody brilliant" phrase I had in mind].
4. 3/21/08
  
  offendedblogger
  
  Hehe I agree. Most of my favorite comedians don't use cuss words, but a few of them use them brilliantly.
  
  It is definitely a matter of having finesse, and a lot of stupid (censored Irish curse word) people don't have it.
5. 3/21/08
  
  DeadRooster
  
  Mike (ekim)--
  
  That was a great example!
6. 3/21/08
  
  Norski
  
  It's not just profanity: take a look at my comment, below.
  
  I'm not particularly concerned with ratings: but this was fun.
3/21/08

morgantj

www.travisjmorgan.com/blog

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3/21/08

MeghnaK

This was interesting. But I am surprised that my blog has got

"PG" !!!

If parental guidance suggested, how do I write?

(It shows this:
This rating was determined based on the presence of the following words:

* death (3x) * murder (1x)
)

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3/21/08

chinny

general audiences! visit my blog! hehe. this is cool!

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3/21/08

dreesyach

At least, there's less offensive words..

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3/21/08

voodooKobra

My list of rants is rated NC-17. Go figure.

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1. 3/21/08
  
  offendedblogger
  
  I am shocked!
3/21/08

crpitt

for using p*ss, ass and f**king.

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1. 3/21/08
  
  offendedblogger
  
  You?! No way, I don't believe it.
2. 3/21/08
  
  crpitt
  
  yes for puss and flicking! its weird!
3. 3/21/08
  
  DeadRooster
  
  "for using p*ss, ass and f**king."
  
  I just added you as a friend.
4. 3/21/08
  
  crpitt
  
  Wow your easily pleased
5. 3/21/08
  
  DeadRooster
  
  LOL!
  
  Wow! That came out wrong. What I meant, was that I had just added you as a friend AND THEN I saw this! LOL
6. 3/21/08
  
  DeadRooster
  
  I think I need a cigarette.
  (and, I don't even smoke).
7. 3/21/08
  
  crpitt
  
  I am glad to have such an effect on you
8. 3/21/08
  
  offendedblogger
  
  LMAO!
  
  Now that was comedic genius.
3/21/08

aningeniousname

Poor to middling.

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3/21/08

suburbqueen

Not a shock. Mine was rated G and no bad words were found. I'm such a goodie, goodie...or something.

suburbqueen.blogspot.com

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1. 3/21/08
  
  ThriftShopRomantic
  
  Yay, it's not just me! WOO-HOO! Goody-goodies unite!
2. 3/21/08
  
  Norski
  
  Well, something like that.
  
  I got a "G" on a couple of blogs.
  
  Blog on!
3/21/08

crkian

I just got the word 'crap' no image?

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1. 3/21/08
  
  MeghnaK
  
  By looking at my outcome, I thought there was some fault.
  But it looks like accurate
3/21/08

sellytapgirl

This rating was determined based on the presence of the following words:

* dead (3x)
* zombie (2x)
* pain (1x)

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3/21/08

sarahspy

i couldve guessed this!

sarah
sarahspy.blogspot.com

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3/21/08

chicapumuckl

Nice thing!

This rating was determined based on the presence of the following words:
ass (1x)

How funny!!!

chica-pumuckl.blogspot.com/

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3/21/08

jadeflower

I'm disappointed with mine. I got...

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3/21/08

Shiley

Probably G unless they use the link to offendedblogger then I have no clue. Lol!

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1. 3/21/08
  
  offendedblogger
  
  LOL! Shirley, I promise, they will only judge you for you. Did you use the link up there to check your blog? I bet you are rated "G"!
2. 3/25/08
  
  Shiley
  
  Yep! I'm G. Lol! No wirdy dirds or body parts falling out of clothes for me!
3/21/08

riverstyxxx

Doesn't make sense though. It determined that rating by mere foul language. Bad words doesn't make a movie into an NC-17, this topic sucks.

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1. 3/21/08
  
  ender
  
  i don't think it makes the whole topic sucky. just hte site that does the ratings.
3/21/08

ender

just for saying hell 2x and sucks 1x

apparently they don't know how the rating system for movies actually works.

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3/21/08

rileycentral

I wrote "drugs" and "pissed."

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3/21/08

Norski

offendedblogger,

Wow.

Thanks for the URL. I'll be using that on "Apathetic Lemming of the North" (with attribution, of course).

My blogs are a mixed lot:

Easy Griller: G
Starting a Small Business Without Losing My Mind: G
Narcissus-X: G
Through One Dad's Eye: PG
Apathetic Lemming: PG-13
Another War-on-Terror Blog: NC-17

(That last one surprised me, but it makes sense: 'This rating was determined based on the presence of the following words: bomb (9x); kill (6x); torture (3x); drugs (2x); rape (1x).')

I really appreciated those explanations.

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1. 3/21/08
  
  offendedblogger
  
  Norski, I thought it was kinda cool, glad you like it and now I want to visit your blog on terror!
2. 3/21/08
  
  Norski
  
  offendedblogger,
  
  Thanks for the good words.
  
  I'm afraid you'll find "Another War-on-Terror Blog" somewhat dry. That rating was the result of my way of discussing a distressing subject.
3/21/08

angryasiancookie

I'm not rated as yet.. wanna rate me

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1. 3/21/08
  
  ekim941
  
  10
2. 3/21/08
  
  dreesyach
  
  OOooppps!
3/21/08

angryasiancookie

awwwwwwwwwwww you are such a cutie pie!

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1. 3/21/08
  
  ekim941
  
  ♥ blush ♥
3/21/08

hanxiansheng

My blog www.handingchao.com is rated G

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3/22/08

genopianist54

go figure

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1. 3/23/08
  
  genopianist54
  
  oh wait.. i was mistaken by my secret blog
2. 3/23/08
  
  dreesyach
  
  LOL.. RESTRICTED.. maybe theres founded f*****g-bomb word.
3. 3/25/08
  
  genopianist54
  
  nope.. that's my other secret blogs hehehe...:P
3/22/08

boazstuff

boazstuff.blogspot.com is rated as

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3/23/08

olgatravelingbra

"G"...for GINORMOUS!!!

(Use to be PG-13...guess I need to spice things up again, eh?!)

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3/23/08

WilDip

PG

williamdipini.blogspot.com/

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3/24/08

eve101

I was rated pg-13, despite the fact that a post was labeled "porn" last week on stumbleupon. Go figure.

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3/25/08

nardeeisms

Rated "G"...(even with a few "damns" sprinkled in)

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3/25/08

legbamel

Mine is rated "G". Apparently, I used the word punch once. [snicker] I'm so dangerous.

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3/25/08

scifidriver

hmmm... too clean for my taste. maybe I should write a post about "Flesh Gordon"
scifidrive.com

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3/25/08

tamalds

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3/25/08

martyweil

G Rated for mine.

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3/25/08

jjwright85

I guess I passed with a PG

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3/25/08

tamalds

Wow I give you lots of diggs!

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1. 3/25/08
  
  offendedblogger
  
  Tamalds, that is funny!
3/25/08

shearyadi

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