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What is your porn name?

Posted by calais50 • 4/28/08 • Subscribe to this Discussion [RSS] • Report This Topic

I'm sure a lot of people have heard this little naming game, but to find out what stage name you would have if you were a porn star add

1. the name of your childhood pet
plus
2. the name of the road where you grew up

Mine is Kitty Sunrise

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4/28/08

AmyOops

scruffy route.

doesnt sound that good. I think I'll stick with oops

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4/28/08

pointlessbanter

really?

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1. 4/28/08
  
  AmyOops
  
  rural route 1 if you want to be techinal
4/28/08

carlgalloway

Brian Acacia, hmmm, that doesn't sound very porn star like

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4/28/08

calais50

Please excuse the immaturity that follows...but

aren't there any people out there with a dog named Mike who live on Hunt St.?

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1. 4/28/08
  
  carlgalloway
  
  lol
2. 5/09/08
  
  gosmelltheflowers
  
  You naughty girl!
  
  Ours is Mitsee Princess
4/28/08

chicky401

Guess I wouldn't make a lot of money as a porn star. My name would be fuzz skytop

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1. 4/28/08
  
  calais50
  
  It sounds funny though. I'm picturing a budget-rate 65 year old male porn star.
2. 4/28/08
  
  JacobDiv
  
  Pretty much any name with fuzz in it will work for porn.
4/28/08

aningeniousname

Mine would be Ron Jeremy, I'll never make it in the porn business with a name like that.

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1. 4/28/08
  
  daniel23
  
  hahaha...
2. 4/28/08
  
  BennyGreenberg
  
  But a run for congress is in that future...
4/28/08

BennyGreenberg

Dutchess 43... Might work if I was a female porn star....

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1. 4/28/08
  
  ekim941
  
  I know right??
4/28/08

SyntaxOfL

Jansson Eric.. weak I know..

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1. 4/28/08
  
  daniel23
  
  gay porn actor.
4/28/08

ThriftShopRomantic

Goldie Salem.

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1. 4/28/08
  
  daniel23
  
  definitely kinky.
2. 4/28/08
  
  aningeniousname
  
  I have a few of your videos I think Goldie, you were great in "Banging in the rain"
3. 4/28/08
  
  ThriftShopRomantic
  
  Heh- Goldie was actually a carnival fish with a nervous condition because most of its life involved people throwing ping-pong balls at it.
  
  Alas, poor Goldie!
4. 4/28/08
  
  JacobDiv
  
  ThriftShopRomantic sounds like a porn name. Goldie Salem is the name used by our neighborhood crack dealer.
5. 4/28/08
  
  ThriftShopRomantic
  
  Heh-- Mr.Dog, you aren't by any chance considering ever changing your name to "Cesar"? (Sorry, part of an Eddie Izzard skit-- someone will get it, if it wasn't your original reference.)
4/28/08

clioandme

Of course, your childhood pet is also a piece of information credit card companies use to verify your identity, so answering this question might be not be your smartest move today.

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1. 4/28/08
  
  daniel23
  
  conspiracy theorist!!
2. 4/28/08
  
  ThriftShopRomantic
  
  Only if you choose that option.
3. 4/28/08
  
  sellytapgirl
  
  I had MANY childhood pets, so I'm good to go.
4. 4/28/08
  
  timethief
  
  @Mark and Daniel
  *rotflmao*
4/28/08

RTBjr73

My wife still laughs at me whenever this question comes up..

Mine would be Chips Brandy.

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4/28/08

daniel23

Mine would be Sam "little backstreet of Rotherham".

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4/28/08

DOUGGOFFdotCOM

Smokey 61st Ave.

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4/28/08

JillSaxon

Smudge Budlong NOT cool.

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1. 4/28/08
  
  daniel23
  
  sounds like a Harry Potter character...
2. 4/28/08
  
  JillSaxon
  
  Oh... I think it sounds like something totally different. Hahaha.... smudge....brown... YOU know..
3. 4/28/08
  
  ThriftShopRomantic
  
  Oh gosh-- Daniel's right. It does.
4. 4/28/08
  
  JacobDiv
  
  smudge is restricted to the ick section
4/28/08

calais50

Hey here's my alternate name using an alternate pet and road:

Pee Wee Summit

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1. 4/28/08
  
  ThriftShopRomantic
  
  That might be better for a male porn star... one with low self-esteem and a bad agent.
2. 4/28/08
  
  calais50
  
  lol @ Romantic
4/28/08

earthandeconomy

Roger Date

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1. 4/28/08
  
  earthandeconomy
  
  Dog's name was Roger and Street was named Date
4/28/08

sellytapgirl

Rory CC

FYI: We had a thread like this a while back and it got deleted because it was inappropriate or something.

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1. 4/28/08
  
  calais50
  
  That seems a little uptight. This seems a relatively tame topic to me.
2. 4/28/08
  
  sellytapgirl
  
  Someone reported it, I think.
4/28/08

ekim941

Frisky Broad???

Sounds like an actual porn name but for the opposite gender.
I don't really think I like you game.

Can I add ISO in front of it?

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4/28/08

lisamcglaun

Well...I would be Fifi Pleasant. LOL! Fifi was my dog and I lived on Pleasant View Circle.

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4/28/08

wehireu

My cat Roscoe
My street Sacramento

So Roscoe Sacramento ...

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4/28/08

lulubelleb

I'd be Hero Preston. Sounds like a dude...

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4/28/08

DrBurst

rocky chestnut

that, is just bad...

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4/28/08

carriecrain

Fat Bastard (LOL)!!! Name of my Beagle. He's kick-ass rockin' cool lover dude.

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1. 4/28/08
  
  rightcommentary
  
  I wanna know what municipality has a street named BASTARD Carrie!
  
  LOL!
  
  Yes... send that to 21 BASTARD LANE, yeah - that's right BASTARD... B - A - S
  
  ... well you get the picture.
  
  LOL!
4/28/08

rightcommentary

Max Hunter...

Now that - ladies - is frickin AAA porn name!

Not as good as "Brock Landish" - but it'll do...

LOL!

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4/28/08

gmoney

They call me MEATY

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4/28/08

mattclark

Mines 'Fluffy Angus', and I can't see it being a terribly successful porn name, my agent will probably want me to lie about the street I lived in sothey can change it, maybe to Queen Street, or Dundee Avenue, imagine that, a porn star named 'Fluffy Queen'

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4/28/08

carriecrain

Hi Rightcommentary -- Oh, there are rules!!

Okay, okay. Well, I had a fluffy white cat named 'Pussy.' And, I lived on a street named 'Vine.' So, I guess... Austin Girl's porn name would be "Pussy Vine."??

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1. 4/29/08
  
  RTBjr73
  
  NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICCCCCCCCCCCCCCEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
4/28/08

taosunset

My first kitty cat, Sweetie; my street Jennings. But the street I lived on when I was born was Kimberly.....Soooooo......

Sweetie Kimberly or Sweetie Jennings.....Yep, that's it.

God, Austin Girl......Pussy Vine?

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4/28/08

genopianist54

Fiona Indah?

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4/28/08

hepp2

Darcy Styles
Burley Sweetheart

Austin girl still winning this contest in my book!

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1. 4/29/08
  
  taosunset
  
  Yep...Austin girl wins, so far......although Sweetie Kimberly or Sweetie Jennings ain't bad....LOLOLOL
4/29/08

Wordsongs

Sonny Fillmore in the Big Bang thoery XXX

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4/29/08

balidreamhome

mine will be 'nonsense bush' cause I am not shaved LOL....

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4/29/08

davidtan77

Mr. Long!

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4/29/08

4Freedoms

Sutra

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5/07/08

taint

think im gonna win this one. and these are both true as for pets name and street.

Beef Willets

mexican-taint.blogspot.com

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5/07/08

DrowseyMonkey

Rusty Boolie (weird! lol)

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5/07/08

mugshot

Flash Hollow - Woooo I sound Goooooood

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5/07/08

mayjah

Flash Hollow, wow. Sounds like your character wears a spelunking light on his head during his movies.

Mine would be ... .don't laugh .... Princess Mountain View. Yeeeaaahhhh.

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1. 5/09/08
  
  RTBjr73
  
  sweeeet!!!!!
5/09/08

chrissred

Liberty was the name of the dog
Plow Street where we resided

So mine would be Liberty Plow ... sounds more like a male porn star

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5/14/08

carriecrain

Fat Bastard wanted to do this. His first chew toy (pet) was Pokey. And, well... he was born in a field. No street name. Can we just use field?

Fat Bastard's Porn Name would be --- POKEY FIELD

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5/14/08

bloggernoob

RubberNoob

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5/14/08

Turmoyle

Jerry Mammoth

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5/14/08

Jeunelle

Wendy O from the group the Plasmatics.
I saw one a while back where she shot ping pong balls out down there below
and some guy caught it with his mouth.
I was howling with laughter. What a trick.

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5/14/08

kdawg68

Somehow Frisbee Kennedy doesn't do me justice.

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1. 5/14/08
  
  Jeunelle
  
  hahahahaha Frisbee
5/14/08

dangerskip

Rash Kottorou!

I wouldn't go too far with this one....:(

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1. 5/14/08
  
  Jeunelle
  
  Good because you are giving me a rash
5/14/08

howisbradley

Either Sam Beeson or Snowflake Beeson. I can't remember if we got the cat or the dog first.

I'll guess I'll use Sam for porn and Snowflake for drag shows.

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5/14/08

libelula

Sandy Goldstar

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5/14/08

acousticguitarist

this is the weirdest question i have ever heard apart from.

My friend visited India.

```````````````````````````````

Indian man "Are you married?"

my friend "no"

Indian man (with strong accent) " Well tell me please sir, how do you deal with your natural bodily function?"

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5/14/08

stockhola

Rambo Timothy lol wow thats bad

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1. 5/14/08
  
  Jeunelle
  
  I think Sylvester Stallone stared in a few porn flicks a while back.
2. 5/14/08
  
  kdawg68
  
  Jeunelle's right. I know this because we found a copy of "the Itallian Stallion" in a mafia family's house once in NY.
  
  www.snopes.com/movies/actors/stallone.asp
5/14/08

Nerd

Jimmy Styxxxx

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5/14/08

sfmako

Captain Fuzz Normandy

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5/14/08

jackpayne

Weird. Mine comes out Bubbles Monroe.

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1. 5/14/08
  
  kdawg68
  
  Sounds like a diva chimp!
5/14/08

focusorganic

I've lived on a few streets... but only two I can remember the names of from my childhood, and I remember to pets, so here are my options:

Tweety Lake
Tweety Linden
Bootsie Lake
Bootsie Linden

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5/14/08

amtelemarket

Strong Pole... I swear it!

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12/20/08

KittyKat53

Boo Boo Sunset

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12/20/08

Bonnielicious

Clarence Ash.
How shit is that, noone would buy my porn.

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12/20/08

siralmo

zorro haybale

??? well im in the same boat as you bonnie

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12/20/08

Friday13

Dinky Mahatma Gandhi

Worst porn ever!

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12/20/08

benspak

Thumper Harris

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12/20/08

CrankyChick

Jujie Alexandrovska

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12/20/08

Guzzo

Bubbles Monroe

Heheh, sounds more like a stripper.

Mine would be Auggie 229.. no too funny. Sounds more like a rock group.

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1. 12/20/08
  
  Friday13
  
  Or an online name. Auggie229
12/20/08

searchingwithin

Soufflé main street

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12/20/08

anicam

i will say mine will be rod monster

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12/20/08

MadMadMargo

Sugar Magnolia

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12/21/08

handycrafts

the hearing is interest

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3/22/09

Empath

BoBo Quebec.

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3/22/09

Epicharis

I never had a pet as a child...and I lived in lots of different places...no porn name for me

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3/22/09

sunnyberra

Ha!

Well, I had a dog and a cat while growing up, so there'd be two variations:

Sydney Amberjack, or Minx Amberjack.

*g*

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