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What kind of bbq will you be having when the Nukes start flying?
Posted by trailofpen • 6/25/09 • Subscribe to this Discussion [RSS] • Report This Topic
Topics: barbecue, bbq, nukes, picnic, summer
news.yahoo.com/s/ap/as_koreas_nuclear
I'll probably be barbecuing some kosher beef hotdogs, inch thick beef patties, some carne asada, and some fresh grilled veggies. How about you?
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I'm a sucker for that chinese style chicken.
If I found out fast enough, I might get my hands on some of that beef that gets fed beer and massaged before getting the chop.-
That sounds interesting. I've never had Kobe beef. That just gave me a crazy idea. I'll round up a whole bunch of farm animals, get them all drunk, then smoke a huge blunt, and watch them stumble around while eating a hamburger and getting my last lay ever... that would be a crazy way to go out. I don't think 100 N. Korean nukes can ruin that.
Sorry if I offended anyone with that image.
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N. Korean nukes are never going to reach the continental US. The Japanese and South Korea should be quaking in their boots though.
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You're eating when the world ends? I'd host a massive orgy with no restrictions what so ever. Everyone and everything is allowed to participate XD.
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The bad thing about that is that I'm a guy, and as soon as I finish off and those libido blocking hormones enter my system, the next thing that's going to pop into my mind is how I'm gonna get blown the f~@# up. That's a terrible way to top off a good lay. Can you imagine that? "Ohhh DAMN GIRL... YES!!! Ohhhhh OHHHHHHH...... OHH NO WE'RE GONNA DIE!" *BOOM*... terrible.
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I'll eat my food off women.
Girls on bread....
I'm sure Hayley Williams, PJ harvey and Bjork want to spend their final hours with a welsh student eating food off their naked bodies -
Everyone knows that it just isn't nuclear armegeddon without a nice 8-10 lb brisket! Make sure you utilize the afterglow to slowly cook this wonderful cut of beef.
To kick it up a notch, why not prepare a nice red skinned potato salad? -
On another note, I just got a haircut and asked for a 1/2 inch off the top and a #3 on the sides, while the nice lady cutting my hair turned me to the side so I couldn't see what was going on. Come to find out, she gave the the DUKE NUKEM haircut...
So now, on my barbecue, I'm propose to first get a haircut so I can look as close to Guile from Street Fighter as possible, then continue with my drunken farm animal, blunt smoking, hamburger eating frenzy.
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