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Ok Ladies - when it comes to your man's pleasure pop, what size do you prefer? Definitions are available on my blog this morning =)

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  1. MrPoo
    I didnt know there are so many names for a mans penis.
    But anyway, I prefer a penis in the size...... Ok, maybe I shouldnt answer this question
  2. Prime1881
    Wait a minute ... is that size or techniques? It's subjective babe!
  3. brianomaracroft
    My teenage son described the member of Dr. Manhattan of Watchmen as "a baby's arm holding an apple." That still cracks me up. And then I get depressed.
    1. ArsenicCookies
      thats how they described John Holmes
  4. sjtavo
    Mr Poo - I keept it simple - there are many more names, those are just the most common categories I've come across LOL

    Prime - Technique will get you far, but if you're working with a pencil, no technique is going to work with it! And really, I like doing a lot of the work so I need something at least like Average Joe to get off!

    Brian - LMAO - a weiner that big can get you in the porno hall of fame but here's the problem with it - it hurts, and sometimes your body has to decide if your heart gets some blood or if the weiner does - and usually, the heart wins, so the baby's arm holding an apple goes limp - not fun.
    1. brianomaracroft
      it won't get ME in the hall of fame.
    2. sjtavo
      but size is not the most important factor - it's important, but too big is, well, just too big. It hurts for days, it makes you wonder if your IUD is floating around your ovaries - it just hurts. For me, it's much more fun to be able to romp often and anywhere and on a daily basis. Porno weiners - they make that impossible unless your Jenna Jamison LOL
    3. brianomaracroft
      I was just telling my brother-in-law about one of Augusten Burroughs' stories, about a guy with a "micropenis" who insisted on talking about how enormous he was during sex. Very funny...
  5. sjtavo
    LMAO - he can talk all he wants but when there's nothing there, there's nothing there!!!!!
  6. DaniG
    Size? Up!
    1. sjtavo
      LOL yes but there's a difference between one that grows to be a pencil and one that grows to be a pickle LOL

      and how funny - you're the first woman to reply - it's been only men thus far!
    2. ekim941
      Isn't "up" a direction?
    3. DaniG
      Up usually impacts size, ekim! lol!
  7. ekim941
    If you would like some "Hands on" experience on how to measure, sjtavo, I have a ruler and the skills it takes to get a very good reading.
    1. sjtavo
      LOL oh yea? what kind of skills? mmmmmm
    2. ekim941
      Well, a true craftsman wouldn't use a tool that is too small for the job or to big. He takes his time, pays attention to detail and does whatever is necessary to ensure repeat business from a satisfied customer.
    3. HollytheHousewife
      Ummmm,what was ur # again
  8. Pasquella
    I"m a lesbian. Size doesn't matter obviously.
    1. ekim941
      Me too!!

      Well, sort of.
    2. sjtavo
      do you use dildo's at all tho? would you have a preference on the size of those?
  9. Pasquella
    I guess we have something in common, ekim! lol
  10. lotusb
    I prefer a man that has more length than gerth. However, pencil-dix is definitely frowned upon. So a nice 8 inches and at least 1.5 inches thick.
    1. sjtavo
      lotus - 1 1/2 inch thick is not much of a diameter, or are you just measuring across it? i'm guessing across it. I prefer a bit more girth and really do NOT prefer a ton of length - anything over 8 inches feels like it's trying to destroy something LOL
    2. lotusb
      I meant across, it... But yea length gets me every time. My ex fiance was 12 inches long and all he had to do was enter me and I had an O.
  11. russianmodels
    The FUNNY part of all this is that the average length of a man's penis is between 4-5 inches (when erect). People that complain about getting 7-8 inches and it not being enough should really get a wake up call, not everyone is Peter North.
  12. sjtavo
    LOL russianmodels - you're absolutely correct - in fact, none of my girlfriends sit there and say they want Long Dong Silver - we all prefer something a little more compact and easily usable several times again - traumatizing our vagines with an over-grown willy is NOT something we strive for, but it's nice every once in awhile to get ourselves beat up. LOL
  13. ckent27
    According to your post, I am a the owner of a Dildo Dick. :-) I think there is too small, but there is also too big. And, of course, how you use it always counts!
    1. sjtavo
      congrats on your dildo dick - now which one? LOL

      Technique goes a long way - as long as you have something sufficient to use with it! I've been with some average joe's who absolutely blew me away!
    2. ckent27
      Which one? It's known as the Michael Rivers Delux.
  14. dbowles1017
    Technique? You mean you dont just stick it in?
    1. ckent27
      Well, you stick it in to start. But then the technique comes into play. Speed, positions, style points, rhythm, changing all of these several times and then the dismount.
    2. dbowles1017
      Oh dear... Sounds like an awful lot of work...
    3. ckent27
      It can be a lot of work. But when he/she places that gold medal around your . . . um . . . "neck" it's ALL worth it!
    4. dbowles1017
      I dont know... I think I will just stick to my method.
    5. lotusb
      DB prefers to hit her with the 1,2,3...first his member then his two horns.
    6. dbowles1017
      I don't hear any complaints! The ladies love the horns.
  15. amybyrd21
    Ok I cant belive I opened this thread. Ok Any size I can feel. Nothing to big.
  16. HollytheHousewife
    I know me either,but some of the answers are tooooooo funny...
    For me it doesn't matter as long as they know how to use their tools properly.
    Kinda like what casanova mike said
  17. nothingprofound
    Physiologically, the tip of a tongue or finger suffices to satisfy almost any woman; psychologically, it's another matter.
  18. brianomaracroft
    No Shetland pony fans here?
  19. bynowgaylater
    wow i love reading the post.... funny yet naughty....
  20. sjtavo
    LOL oh DB - you'll never do as a POA if your technique is, well, nonexistent!

    Holly - so you're saying you can be satisfied with a pencil? unles you're the size of a pinhole, how's that gonna get you worked up?

    lotus - 12 inches - jesus! I think that'd definitely be coming out of my bellybutton - literally and figuratively! that's WAAY too much for me to handle on a daily basis. and daily basis is what i prefer!
    1. dbowles1017
      POA? I don't want to be labeled thank you.
  21. Sharonydouglas
    size only matters when they can't perform
  22. MissSuzie
    Size is overrated. I have yet to have a penis that is too small. I have had a penis that just didn't know what the hell it was doing.

    I'll take technique over size any day.
    1. sjtavo
      i've had two pencil pricks - and honestly, no amount of technique was going to make up for the teeny tiny size. one guy proceeded to basicaly arm-fk me (ODD experience) and the other guy - well, i didn't even realize he was in - i thought he was just drying humping me or something LOL
  23. ArsenicCookies
    I prefer girth over length as I am an ity bity little thing so a huge "pleasure pop" is wasted on me.
  24. LolitaV
    So you know Beyonce's song Ego? Where she says: IT'S TOO BIG, IT'S TOO WIDE, IT WON'T FIT, IT'S TOO MUCH? I like my penis the way I like my skinny jeans. I tight, snug fit that molds to my curves. Size don't matter much to me as long as I am filled and fulfilled.
    1. dbowles1017
      But what if they can't fill you?
    2. LolitaV
      DB I am very, very easy to please. I reach my first O around 30 seconds into it. My G. is very conveniently placed and I orgasm smtimes when I pee so, I am always satisfied
  25. HollytheHousewife
    I have a feeling she has never been fulfilled,that's just me though
  26. DailyBeerReview
    Penises, well, I don't prefer them. But I prefer Quadruple A Vaginas.
  27. PrttyBrd
    Hmmm....by definition I'll take a dildo dick please (give or take). I agree too long is a problem. I mean, if you're painfully slamming into things, that's not good. Too wide is an issue as well. Babies may pop out, but they sure don't crawl back in. Nice and full is a good thing. Having said that, there is a lot to be said about positions. Some positions make you feel much fuller than others.

    Is positioning clumped together with technique?

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