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What the funniest thing you heard recently....?
Posted by aussiecynic • 10/27/07 • Subscribe to this Discussion [RSS] • Report This Topic
Topics: comedy, funny, humor, humour, jokes
Come on time to share...
Let us in on the funniest thing you have heard, seen, noticed....
Heres one of my favourites:
Apple announced today that it has developed a computer chip that can store and play high fidelity music in women’s breast implants.
The iTit will cost $499 to $599, depending on speaker size.
This is considered to be a major breakthrough because women have always complained about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.
User Comments
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oh...yeah ..george bush waving to stevie wonder-
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Get out... -
Funny, but False: www.snopes.com/inboxer/outrage/bushwave.asp
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Signs you may play for the 2007 Colorado Rockies:
o .. Local Little League czar left voice mail with your sister, wants to know if you'd like to play with Coach Dumbledore's team next Spring.
o .. Noxema dropping you, bringing back Mickey Mantle for new shaving cream commercial.
o .. Exclusive tube-topped ladies seating area in home park's center field (The Nipples Up Club) fails to attract fewer than every voiced comment from Tim McCarver during last game telecast.
o .. Look up STAPH INFECTION on Facebook, see your 2007 team picture.
o .. Biggest fan seen holding ROCKIES IN 14 sign during third game broadcast on FOX.
o .. Season ticket holders along 1st base line replaced by Code Pink during batting practice.
o .. Autograph hounds want to know if you happen to have a street address for Barry Bonds.
o .. John Edwards says he's rooting for you.
o .. Letterman called and asked for a pre-emptive cancellation of your scheduled appearance next month.
o .. Coors Lite label changed to Rockies Lite for month of October.
o .. Al Sharpton and Jena 6 families issue press release stating that they're all praying for you, between probation hearings.
o .. New kiddie ride at Elitch Gardens: The Colorado Rockies Quiet Fader.
o .. John Kerry says he's rooting for you... Whoops, sorry. That's the Red Caps. Never mind. My bad.
o .. MLB announces you'll be moving to Montreal in 2009.
o .. Team road uniforms being used as design templates for crew apparel on next Star Trek movie.
o .. Ted Williams's torso just knocked in three runs in the top of the first inning.
o .. Dennis Kucinich says he's rooting for you.
o .. Wheaties picture shoot cancelled, cereal boxes in Denver area will use cropped photo of Monica Lewinsky instead.
o .. League commish called, says you might want to seriously consider taking some fresh steroids before next season.
o .. Home plate umpire's rousing directive PLAY BALL replaced with less intrusive PLAY NICE for Game 4.
o .. Both women watching in Aspen already out of dumb questions about how many quarters the game is supposed to last.
o .. Joe Torre deliberately loses his bags at JFK, just in case.
o .. Weather prediction for Saturday's game: Sleepy.-
Oh my no no Dumbledore.....lol
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This guy, was driving pretty drunk, hits a motorcycle that is parked in front of its owner's home. Dude stops, walks out to motorcycle (which was pretty damaged) and leaves a note saying: "My bad!" -
Heard this yesterday ... oldie but a goodie ..
Two long time golfers were standing at the 3rd tee overlooking the
river.
One golfer looked to the other and said, "Look at those idiots fishin'
in the rain."
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Lol..you made our funepets dog do a back flip. -
My nine year old son read that his crayons were "non-toxic" and wanted to know which ones WERE toxic. I couldn't think of any that advertised they were poisonous.
"We still shouldn't eat them," he told me. "Just to be on the safe side." -
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