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What The Hell Do You Know About Jesus?
Posted by Jeunelle • 6/22/09 • Subscribe to this Discussion [RSS] • Report This Topic
Topics: Christ, jesus, jesus christ, jew, jews, Messiah
Let's Discuss Everything JESUS
Drop it like it's hot (runs for cover 
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I know his middle name was Keith, so that any time he filled in a form (Such as a Roman census form) he would put his name as Jesus Keith McChrist, carpenter and part time messiah.-
I'm probably being more serious than the OP was going for, but I have a question about this.
Is "Christ" a name or a title? Or something else?
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Is "Christ" a name or a title? Or something else?
In Greek "Christ" means Anointed One. To be anointed is literally to have sacred anointing oil poured on one's head, presumably because God has chosen the person for a special task.
Christ in Greek is the equivalent of the word "moshiach", or Messiah, in Hebrew. So, to be the Christ, or Messiah, is to be "the anointed one of God". -
Thanks timethief.
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I thought his middle name was Harold...middle initial H. My mother used to call him "Jesus H. Christ," so I just assumed... -
see I thought his middle name was Evan because everyone in my family called him Jesus Effin Christ -
LOL to SweetViolet and EndlesslySheSaid.
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@SV
You are quite right to say Harold was his middle name because the Aramaic version of Harold is in fact Keith. And as I am sure you know Jesus was named Harold after his father who, as we all know, explicitly states in the lord's prayer "Harold be thy name" -
Actually jesus is puerto ricain. his middle name is Alexandro. -
"Harold be thy name." ROFL
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Harold by thy name ... that's very clever lol ..
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I know that he has an bad ass brother named Craig www.youtube.com/watch?v=pPdFrW076R0
"cause when Jesus is praying, f*cking Craig is laying every lady in the new testament, you know what I'm saying....."
Just watch the video, I'd follow Craig
and that he is a bit of a voyeur-
Ha I heard he was in a musical
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yes apparently they were a very musical family according to youtube... kind of like the Jackson's only their daddy had a real god complex *********runs for cover fast******
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Jesus Will Survive "Behind-The-Scenes" Part 2
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xk5XE6FnIh4
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Jesus was a dude who was either totally insane or the son of God.-
I'd say there are a lot more choices than that.
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Probably. But I think it boils down to true or false. If Jesis is the son of God then that would be truth. If he is not, then he must have been slightly insane to go through the things he did in the name of a lie. I personally beleive him to be the son of God. I don't know if I beleive the entire story, the depiction of Christ is a bit sketchyin my opinion.
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I disagree.
First of all, he very clearly said he was not divine or to be worshipped.
Secondly, one need not be insane to have a belief system and spread it around. Unless, of course, you consider all of the religious people who consider it a good work to try to "share" their beliefs with others to be insane as well.
I prefer to call them deluded, which is rather different from insane, I think.
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Meet Black Jesus
www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPCbK8skyFE&videos=GrUtqVa0SP0&playnext_from=TL&pla...
Black Jesus Is Getting Old
www.youtube.com/watch?v=b6hp1OJKLXQ&feature=PlayList&p=27452B4AA6B596EF&ind... -
He was....estimated to be 5' 11 " to 6' 2" tall !-
Typical dodgy workmen they couldn't even measure the guy properly to get the right size cross!
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Who did this estimating??
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Indeed and once we determine who did this estimating, then let us consider they had no body to work with, and dismiss such estimations as incredible speculations.
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what would that be in cubits? -
Roflmao good one
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He he he heee
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In Jesus name!!! Change topic. This is not funny-
That depends on who you ask, personally I think this shit is hilarious
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Goe6R54WYB4&NR=1
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I concur
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Jesus loves me, this I know...for the bible tells me so...
I forgot the rest.
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he was so generous to preach to show your left cheek when slapped on the right! may be becuz the cheek is mine!-
When Jesus said if someone slaps your left cheek give him your right was he getting a little kinky.. what cheek was he talking about?
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The correct name for Jesus is Yehoshua, Yeshua or Yeshu,
so if you're praying to him, make sure you get the name right
www.thenazareneway.com/yeshua_jesus_real_name.htm
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The Jesus Christ Lizard (walks/runs on water)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=45yabrnryXk&feature=related -
Black Jesus (color of the cross)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=sY-lPdat2zE -
He doesnt speak english well. I have to tell him twice or more before he understands what I want him to do. He rides with Jose. -
The Face of Yahshua, who the world falsely calls "Jesus"
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that "hell" and "Jesus" don't go together.-
They don't have to
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Black Jesus: Gluttony (a/k/a Deadly Sin #6)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=RXZY_OnAsIo&NR=1
"For the drunkard and the glutton shall come to poverty: and drowsiness shall clothe a man with rags." Proverbs 23:21 -
Black Jesus: In the Club
www.youtube.com/watch?v=PScnZMmhjxw&feature=related
Hebrews 12:6-7: "...the Lord disciplines those he loves, and he punishes everyone he accepts as a son. Endure hardship as discipline; God is treating you as sons. -
Jesus Christ Superstar (1973) Superstar (20) (((Stereo)))
www.youtube.com/watch?v=9YPDXmEsQtQ -
Depeche Mode- Personal Jesus (Official Video)
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I know he invented the sandal, but even he couldnt make them look cool.
I know that his mother mary didnt want his father joseph to know she was cheating on him, so blamed her pregnancy on a higher being in the sky. But that was ok because joseph was leaving her and didnt want to pay child support so he was ok with admitting that he wasnt the father.-
I'm leaving this one alone
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as what i know he is our creator and his son is our saviour, I prayed for him always, some of my prayer were answered and some are not, I am a Roman Catholic, I went to church every sunday with my girlfriend to thanks him for the good times and bad times that we had,
though life is full of challenges we prayed and thanks him, coz that`s what make us more stronger and keep the faith of our relationship..-
I respect that, thanks for sharing
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I used to live next door to him. He had a produce stand and used to give me free veggies. He seemed like a nice guy.-
Yup he sure seemed like a nice guy
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He loves me, is my savior and pathfinder, is a good friend and the greatest hero who ever lived (or will ever.) -
Black Jesus - Good Time
Good Times Messiyah Yahshua falsely called "Jesus"
www.youtube.com/watch?v=TYexskpUUBI&feature=related
Black Jesus (Part 2 of 3)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=V92WsVAusGks
Black Jesus (Part 3 of 3)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=NtuYTGAd0PI&feature=fvw -
Break Bread With Jesus
www.youtube.com/watch?v=agzka_00CX0 -
Jesus was a Rabbi whos teachings enrich the human race thousands of years after his murder...Jesus was one of the greatest humans of all time... -
There is a huge gap in Jesus's life, missing description of his adolecence and youth. It is hard to know a man without the knowledge of upbringing -
Jésus est de retour sur terre
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dq5i4fI7nWA&NR=1-
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Pretty funny eh
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Mad Tv's Baby Jesus starring Arnold Schwarzenegger
www.youtube.com/watch?v=W2UXnTDGOF8&feature=related -
Here's a link to a site that looks at some interesting issues:
The Search for the Historical Jesus
www.infidels.org/library/modern/james_still/jesus_search.html
Here's another one:
The Search for No-Frills Jesus
www.theatlantic.com/issues/96dec/jesus/jesus.htm
Here is a links to a related video:
The Search For The Historical Jesus - J.P Moreland (part 1)
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For me Jesus is a person who exercised his thinking himself. Everybody can reach his level of wisdom.-
He did say that there will be others to come that will do greater things than he did. However for those who believe in Christ, he is the way to to Father, for Christ is married to the spirit and believers are married in the Christ.
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Others already came and did great things!
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I have no doubt
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Black Jesus putting it down again.
Black Jesus Answers YOUR Stupid Ass, Vol. 1
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Jesus was the messenger of God, to lead mankind towards virtue and right path. If the personal history of Jesus is not maintained, accidental or by fate, then I do not think it is a good idea to joke about such a pious personality. I know there are many atheists out there, but to respect other human beings is not a bad thing either. I am not a Christian but my religion tells me to give respect to others. If you do not believe in jesus it's your decision, but please show a humble and educated attitude about such personalities.
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I fully disagreed, actually I believe I have shown respect, we are discussing everything Jesus here but maybe not the way you would like and for the record I do as I like.
Matthew 12:31 ..."And so I tell you, every sin and blasphemy will be forgiven men, but the blasphemy against the Spirit will not be forgiven".
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Not to be cheeky or anything, but a thread with a name such as "What the hell do you know about jesus" is pretty much heading down the gutter, sooner or later. Religion is still so touchy for many people, and even if not discussing religion, a big part of people will still interpret it as a bashing against their most intimate beliefs.
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Thank you for your 2 cents but still I didn't ask
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I "know" nothing about Jesus. Everything I have ever heard about him has been hearsay.-
Exactly....I hear ya
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i love him!-
And I respect that
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What ever you know about Jesus He is more than that. If you dont know him just go
www.jesusyouth.org-
Thank you for the link, I appreciate it
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I believe he was a real person in history and had great influence on people, but his being "god" or "son of god" was totally made up by his followers.
So, Jesus, save me from your followers!
humanwithoutgod.blogspot.com/-
Thank you for responding and telling us your side, I truly appreciate it
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What I know about Jesus is His love on the cross for all people in the world. On the cross He even forgave those who killed Him. I love His meekness.He cared for the sick, the poor, social and religious outcasts. I love His organizational ability, Jesus just called 12 men to work under Him, Jesus was a great Teacher. Jesus invested His energy not Euro, His doctrines not dollar and His character not Cedi(Ghana currency) in the work He came to do in this world. Because of His great sacrificial work we today hear Jesus in music, we read about Him in books and online, we still see others who are working for Him. He founded the largest religion in the world, unlike other religious founders when He died the tomb could not hold Him, His bones are not rotten. He rose and went up to heaven. Before He left this earth He said He would come again. This world belongs to Him, He will return very soon to give two rewards to everybody according to his or her works in this earth. I will love to share more on Him. Anyone who wants more information on Him I will be willing to share. God bless you. Jesus loves you, and He extends His invitation to you today.-
@Tuffour....thank you so much for taking the time to tell us how you feel about Jesus
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The real question is what happened to offspring of Jesus?
I mean what was his family tree? Did he have a brother? Who did raise Jesus' son?? and are they still somewhere under protection?-
@OPHASE....Now you are taking this to the level I wanted it to go originally.
Were Jesus and Mary Madeline married?
Did Jesus and Mary Madeline have offspring?
If they did have offspring, did they have a boy or girl or both?
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Go ask Dan Brown?
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Jesus is the Word of God. Jesus is the second Adam 1 Corinthians 15:45. Jesus is from the beginning. Jesus lights every life that enters into this present realm. Everything was made by him. John 1:1-5
"Through faith we understand that the worlds were framed by the word of God, so that things which are seen were not made of things which do appear." Hebrew 11:3
Note: Anything that we can see, taste, touch, hear ect...is temporal. We are more eternal beings than we are temporal.
"But when the fulness of the time was come, God sent forth his Son, made of a woman, made under the law, To redeem them that were under the law, that we might receive the adoption of sons." Galatians 4:4-5
The first Adam lowered our species into sin. Not by accident but by the divine plan of God to show God's Love, planned for mankind from the foundations of this world. Isaiah 53, John 1:29, 1 Peter 1:18-21.
As children it's easier for us to understand that we may not be in our final state of being. Maybe it comes from childhood days watching caterpillars turn into butterflies or tadpoles turn into frogs. Something inside our young mind tells us that we are a higher species than the animals and that the next realm/state of being may be more real/powerful than the current. Whatever the case, our time sorjourning in this realm tends to dull & veil the mind from the truth of God.
I recommend looking up at the stars or watching eagles in flight or a woman giving birth. Above all, I recommend asking Jesus to reveal himself to you. Flesh and blood can't reveal Jesus to you. He must be revealed to you by the Spirit of God. Then your faith will be built upon a sure foundation and not after the rudiments and doctrines of men.
We be but creatures dependent upon God for every borrowed breath that we take. Why would I ask a man who is being pulled by gravity back into the ground all the days of his life and who's very life and breath is in his nostrils to show me this eternal being named Jesus. The only thing many of them will show me is how to empty my pockets.
We have borne the image of the earthly 1 Corinthians 15:49.
We are also destined to bear the image of the heavenly. 1 Corinthians 15:49
Again I recommend asking Jesus directly who he is. He will surely answer you. The Jesus that I know is yet alive and is the God of the living. Does the maker of mouths have the ability of speech?
Why of all the species on this earth we are the only species with the power of logical thought and words?
"THE WORD IS NIGH THEE, EVEN IN THY MOUTH, AND IN THY HEART: that is the word of faith, which we preach; That if thou shalt confess with thy mouth the Lord Jesus, and shalt believe in thine heart that God hath raised him from the dead, thou shalt be saved." Romans 10:8-9
hmmmm....so there came a day when a number of clay pots assembled themselves together. One piece of clay asked another piece of clay...who's more real us or the potter....?
Jesus is the express image of God. He is Love. Inspite of preachers saying that he's coming back someday and the he's going to destroy his creation...His thoughts toward his creation is Love.
"Whosoever believeth that Jesus is the Christ is born of God: and every one that loveth him that begat loveth him also that is begotten of him." 1 John 5:1
I'm so happy for you that you have started this discussion. You're questions have come from the eternal light that's in your spirit.
"Beloved let us love one another; for love is of God; and every one that loveth is born of God, and knoweth God." 1 John 4:7
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Amen brother
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Books: The Disappearance of The Universe.
A Course In Miracles.
A difference perspective. -
he helped the Three 6 Mafia win an Oscar and gave Miley Cyrus all those Teen Choice Awards. he's such a cool dude. -
Jesus is a dude who, if he exists, is probably very tired of hearing his name used to justify oppression.
(The smallest concern of which would be the oppression of good-natured tom-foolery, ye who are easily-- and needlessly-- offended.)
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