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What to stock in your secret underground Armageddon-proof bunker
Posted by Stillthinking • 10/11/09 • Subscribe to this Discussion [RSS] • Report This Topic
Topics: it's the end of the world as we know it and i feel fine
HatingtheRain put this out as challenge.
It's the end of the world. Global warming, 2012, Jesus returns, zombie uprising, nuclear Armageddon. Whatever. In the coming days of the Apocalypse, what would you stock in your secret underground bunker?
To keep this interesting, lets dispense of the necessities like food, water, generator, medical supplies.
Be creative folks!
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A cute girl, lots of whiskey, tons of food, especially potato chips and donuts, and Southpark, the complete series, along with a TV/DVD and small generator to power it.-
I would say since you and this girl are the sole survivors of the Apocalypse, you would need to make sure you're both fertile enough to repopulate the post-Armageddon world.
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NNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I was about to say this: I would keep condoms for sale.. (but v high price
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Twinkies, lots of them. You never know how long you will have to stay locked up.-
lol!
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Ramen, booze, macaroni and cheese, butter, milk, lube, and gatorade
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Canned mandarins and oranges, we don't want to get scurvy.
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you already got twinkies. You don't get another post!
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awwww ok, I'll keep the twinkies
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Twinkies and water. I hope you enjoy your shelter...
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Your food is so nutritious as well...*rolls eyes*
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My food is highly portable. And booze will become a hot commodity. What happens when you drink booze? You want something quick and easy. Such as ramen. What happens when you wake up with a hangover? You need electrolytes ie gatorade. I will be the most in demand person on earth
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Good luck with the smell of people throwing up in the bunker, jajajaja
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They won't be in my bunker.
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Wait, what? I thought the premises of this exercise were that we were locked up in a bunker!
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It didn't say anything about that!
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The Griffins moved to a Twinkie factory when Y2K happened. It ended in disaster.
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But, twinkies were perfect even centuries after humanity had fled the Earth and there was only Wall-e here! *cries out*
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Global warming Gatoraide
2012 Calendar
Jesus returns Bible and a little Buddah
, zombie uprising Garlic and holy water,
nuclear Armageddon Bruce Willis (as a sacrificial lamb
) Ben Afleck for fun. -
"nuclear Armageddon Bruce Willis (as a sacrificial lamb ) Ben Afleck for fun." jajajajajajaja
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Lol!
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wouldn't Jesus make a better sacrificial lamb... -
No, Armageddon is a place. The battle of Armageddon is supposed to happen before the return of Jesus or during or something www.rapturechrist.com/armageddon.htm . At that point Jesus isn't a sacrificial lamb but a savior to bring his people home.
Armageddon is also a movie in which B.W. dies so his daughter can live happily after after w/ Ben Aflec. I had it right.
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Motion-powered flashlight, and a light-powered Tetris game.
All you'll ever need. -
The trick to surviving an Apocalypse is
A) Knowing exactly when it going to happen.
B) Knowing the nature of the Apocalypse eg. zombies, plague, comet strike etc.
Knowing this information you are in the best position for being prepared. Of course having this information at your disposal is the tricky bit. Are you going to hang around your bunker reading up on crack pot theories all day only to find that you discounted the one which actually occurs?
No. Why leave one's survival to chance. This situation demands initiative which is why polybore has extensive plans to actually cause the Apocalypse. This way polybore can be sure to know exactly when it will happen and how to, with certainty, survive it. -
TP....
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Ill trade you some booze for TP
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get drunk enough, and you won't care if you have TP or not
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eeewwww
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Ah, yes ... Tetra Pak is very important.
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If I knew in advance when it was going to happen, I would download as much interesting stuff off the internet as I could and put it on DVDs. That, along with a computer would keep me from getting bored.
I would also bring a guitar, a couple of dozen sets of spare strings, a pile of music to learn, a big pile of note books and a bunch of pens.
It would also be great if I could figure out a way of breeding fish and growing rice and veggies in the bunker so I could keep making sushi.-
Just out of curiosity Rainhat, how would you power the computer? jajaja
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damn, you beat me deray. by like 30 seconds
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I'm that good DB! jajajaja
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Well, I assume the bunker would have electricity for lights, heating and water pumps and such, otherwise it would be a very dark and cold stay.
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Full series of Battlestar Galactica
Chili Cheese Fritos
I'll think of more, it's late. But I got down the most important ones.-
Yay BSG! I hope there's power a little after the Armageddon so we can watch it
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You know, you're right. If there's potential to die anyway, having some chili cheese Fritos on hand is not a bad idea. -
Ooh, has anyone seen Caprica? I was torn on it, but I am reasonably excited to see the new series after watching the pilot.
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Cyanide tablets and a pool of lye.-
Why????
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You want to live in an underground bunker for the rest of your life? I say no way, just send me off.
I wouldn't even be sad. I'd be like "Alright, peace guys, it was nice knowing you. Be sure to dump my liquified body down the drain ya hear?" -
Trail, why would you even get in the bunker then? If you just wanted to die then you should've stayed outside, right?
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Potato Chips..Lots and Lots.YOu can return fire, if you get a chance! -
My ipod, cell phone and as much of my shoe collection that I can carry.-
Who are you going to text and or call? Everyone is dead, and there wont be any reception
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A pack of Newport. If it's the end of the world, I am going out smoking even though I quit years ago.
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