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What was the last lie you told?
Posted by nultygoestopartick • 7/04/09 • Subscribe to this Discussion [RSS] • Report This Topic
Topics: funny, growing noses, humour, lies, untruths
What was the last lie you told?
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I said she went that way, but she didn't
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I don't tell lies. I do leave out part of the story though. For example I told my husband that we should go to my brothers to see if he has ketchup and stuff for a cook out today. That was only part of the story. I knew once we were there the kids would get involved with a movie so I brought popcorn and puppy food and bowls.
My husband knew I had something up my sleeve when he saw the popcorn. He wasn't mad because he would have never let the kids hang out with their uncle had I not manipulated the situation.
This is also how I got him to go to a Civil War reenactment. Which he later thanked me for. He's weird I never knew anyone who enjoyed being manipulated. -
Sneaky, nice.............. but sneaky!
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About ten minutes ago I told a friend that our dinner reservations were for 6:45 when they were really for 7. She is always late and I need her to be on time for this or we'll lose our booking...it's a very popular restaurant.-
Women..................what are you lot like (shakes head)
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What, I should forgo a gourmet meal at a fine restaurant because she can't be on time?
Not a bloody chance! -
Tell her if she is late she is paying
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That would work if she knew where the restaurant is...she doesn't, so she's meeting us at my house and we are all going together.
I'm very punctual, always have been. I don't understand the habitually tardy. What is worrisome about her is that she in an aide in a government minister's office...hopefully she is more timely and precise in her work than she is in her social life! -
Which government?
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Ah about 30 minutes ago, I opted to lie by NOT lying. After someone asked me what could possibly be causing her new found body odor I replied "I don't know" - when the truth is that she's stunk for ages. I didn't see any need to throw that in her face, though.-
There is something nice about that..... you are absolved from your sins
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It's hard to keep track. But I'm sure it wasn't more than a minute ago.-
Liar!
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I will never deny it!
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Lol! I don't even know how to blog!-
Yes you do
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well he doesn't need to know that
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You will go to the bad fire
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what fire? herpes??? oh hell no!
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No, silly. The bad fire is where the devil lives.It's where you go if you are bad.
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oh you mean where My god lives, yeahhhhhh!!!!
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Whoah whoah whoah. That is not bad fire. We have condo's and boats for Damien's sake! -
Belzibub that's him or Old Nick,what do you call him?
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We call him Derek.
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or like the ladies prefer:
Master PIMP Derick St-James Licked! -
he sounds like a drink.............a fancy liquor
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he feels like one too. goes down real smooth but has a bit that makes your god jealous!
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He sounds like a pint of Guinness
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More like a jug of fun juice.
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Well Guinness has a nice creamy head
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Everything will be ok...-
how........ are you going to put out the fire
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I told a two year old "...because God made them that way."
I was refering to stickers, but I can't for the life of me remember what the question was. I think it was the 20th "why" in a long string of "why?why?why?"-
Well that's the truth, God made everything.
Well that's what I was told when I was two...............was it you that told me?
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i told my officemate awhile ago: "sorry i can't lend you money.. i'm broke too. " -
I try to dont say lies. -
that i work late many evenings - and thus needed a closer parking lot. SCORE! just got an email moving me about 100 yards closer to the building LMAO -
I can't remember.-
Awesome. It's so wonderful to not remember the last time you lied. I know I myself, though I obviously don't want to be condemned period, the absolute worse thing, in my mind, to be condemned for is being a liar. -
I believe, in addition to (or perhaps underlying) the moral issue, that it's impossible to have any kind of relationship whatsoever with another human being if either party lies to the other.
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Me too. -
@MadameX: Good point. But even more then that, how can you have any honor or dignity yourself?
EDIT: On a side note, that's also a fairly good thing to keep in mind, and I'm thankful you brought it up, when looking at Anianas and Sapphira (Acts 5) -
iam with you "Veritas vos liberabit".
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If I were to say I don't remember, that would be my last lie.
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being a liar is the worse. BE a true person my friends.
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"This shirt is clean enough to wear another day" Told to myself.-
lol
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I told this lady outside our office I hope she has a nice weekend.-
LOL. Sarcasm isn't lying.
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You mean you don't hope everyone has a nice weekend? (This is kind of a serious question)
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I never tell a lie
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OK, that was my last lie
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As Jack London would say it:
I wonder if it's true,
Does it seem so to you,
It seems to me he's lying,
Oh I wonder if it's true.
[Repeat 10 gazillion times while guzzling Jack Dan.]
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The first one was. The second was true . . . .
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Unless you are above the laws of symbolic logic and one of them was an imaginary lie.
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"I don't care if you move" -
I'll do it later. -
As soon as I find out what the truth is, I'll tell you.
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GEEGEEPERS! I'M HOARDIN' THIS TREESURE FOR MESELF! YEEEHAAAAWWWWW!!!!
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Oh this old thing? I brought this ages ago - just never wore it (to my boyfriend about tomights grrrls night out party dress)
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