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mine was the masturbation episode....can i say that?..or will i be reported

credit for this discussion goes to hippychiky, (she is also held accountable for any misconduct on this thread)

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  1. Hippychikky
    elaine dancin was a goody.......masturbation awesome...oh not masturbation awesome I meant masturbation episode awesome hehehe.......SOUP NATZI! oh man way to many to choose from
    1. jtokarsbr
      "Stella!!!!"
      "TippyToe, TippyToe!!"
      "These pretzels are making me thirsty!"
      lolololol, oh man i love Seinfeld.

      www.patienceloveandpleasure.blogspot.com
      www.musicmovesinmysteriouways.blogspot.com

      :]
  2. Hippychikky
    OHOH the chicken one where jerry did the kramer
  3. DrowseyMonkey
    I think it was called The Contest ... that was gonna be mine too. But there were so many...like the Marine Biologist...
  4. Fashionisto
    lmao, im gonna report you for enjoying yourself
  5. Fashionisto
    remember the kennedy episode, where they recreated the crime, it was so hysterical because the postman( what was his name/) was actually in the kennedy movie during the crime recreation bit sitting in the same seat
  6. Fashionisto
    remind me of marine.........oh yeah, lol
  7. Fashionisto
    why is there noone here!!!! why isnt anyone following me!!!!!!!!
    life is weird
  8. Hippychikky
    oh what about the new years party with kramer & newman. I liked that one too.
  9. Fashionisto
    ok im getting bored with this discussion, does anyone have any grapefruit?
  10. Hippychikky
    sorry just used my last one if you know what I mean....ok we need a new topic but I feel as though most people have left the building
  11. 2WriteHands
    The Chinese restaurant. Without question.

    Cartwright!
  12. Fashionisto
    hippychikky?...grapefruit? [ crickets chirping ]
    1. Hippychikky
      well what I did is ....peeled ever so slightly the top half.....then squeezed the bottom half into.......oh never mind ....you get the picture
  13. Fashionisto
    yeah i was just saying....im gonna go tke a shower, hippy your my new friend ( btw you have 3 confessed hallmonitors in your friends list)

    [peer pressure, peer pressure]
    1. Hippychikky
      well hallmonitors are people too. I never judge people for what they do. I accept them for who they are but i give them NO SOUP
  14. kristilinauer
    Way too many to choose....BUT...I'll go with Soup Nazi. Wait, no, the one where Kramer had the talk show in his apartment. Oh, and the one with Elaine dancing...HILARIOUS.
    1. ophase
      Episode name: Merv Griffin Show
      It's one of my favorites
  15. DrowseyMonkey
    I like the one where the bird flew into Elaine's head ... cause that actually happened to me. I have a freakishly large head too
  16. Hippychikky
    kramer and movie phone!!Or marble rye ey ey'
  17. Puffmatty
    Man hands-that was great. grape. grapefruit?
  18. DrowseyMonkey
    What about the one with susan's dolls...that looked like George's mother...
  19. Tigress
    That was a really funny episode. The one that sticks out in my mind is the one where Jerry went to see the kid who lived in the bubble.
  20. TheBigRuski
    I watch reruns nearly every night...I consider the show one GIANT episode...however,

    "SERENITY NOW!"
  21. DOUGGOFFdotCOM
    The last one, I hated Seinfeld!
    1. Friday13
      Yes! That one.
  22. avante
    when Kramer started working at an office without being employed and then they wanted to fire him.. hahaha!
  23. roadgurl5
    When Elaine steals Puddy's Jesus fish off his car and he tells her she's going to hell. "...the ragged clothing and the heat, my God, the heat!" Loved her devil impression!

    Elaine's new co-worker who was a "sideler."

    Man hands!
  24. SamGrace
    I loved the backwards episode.
  25. loverofjazz
    from the first full season (i think). the episode where jerry and elaine start having sex again on a "friendly" basis. i really didn't like the show all that much after the first few seasons, though i kept watching 'til the bitter end. man, i thought the last season was silly.
  26. ekim941
    Wow, someone dug up an old thread
    Where did Fashionisto disappear to anyway?
    1. sellytapgirl
      Wherever he went, his blog went along for the ride. his last active date and hi last blog post are the same day.
    2. Friday13
      Maybe the fashion police arrested him that day, and he's yet to be released.
    3. ophase
      I am the one who dug up
      it's me, me me
    4. ekim941
      @Ophase, I didn't want to call attention to that
    5. ophase
      @ekim
      but i was trying to call attention to :
      kudai.bloggum.com/yazi/top-10-seinfeld-episodes.html

      that's why im trying to keep this thread alive for days..
    6. ekim941
      I know but I shall not be an accomplice
  27. Financialnut
    Okay- do you remember this one? George pretends that he is a Marine Biologist so this girl will like him; and then as he's in his lie, while they're walking on a beach together, there is a crowd of people that have found a beached-whale!

    And then you hear, "DOES ANYBODY KNOW A MARINE BIOLOGIST?!"

    ... and for those of you who have seen it, you know what happens! LOVE IT!

    www.financialnut.com
  28. drjay1966
    Either "The Contest" (the masturbation episode) or the Soup Nazi one.
  29. kat822
    The Are you sponge worthy episode
    1. ophase
      I think it's called "The sponge" episode

      en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Sponge
    2. ekim941
      Wikipedia, is there anything that's NOT on it?
    3. ophase
      Yes!! The future
      Unfortunately
  30. PetLvr
    I think all the episodes with Larry David were classics - even the ones that he wasn't on the credit list .. especially when George and the Yankee years.
  31. Grumpus
    Am I the only one who was made really uncomfortable by "the Contest" episode? I was trying to watch that with my grandmother. We had to each pretend the other was too dumb to get it to avoid awkwardness.
    1. ophase
      No you'r not the only one.. I decided to watch cartoons when i am with my parents or grandparents...
  32. Theresa111
    The last one where they end up behind bars.
  33. ophase
    Why?? Bcs you get bored with it??
    1. Theresa111
      No. I just felt that it was such a strange way to leave them, looking out from behind bars. There because of all of their nonsense. It was ironic and funny. It was totally unexpected!
    2. ophase
      Yeah, i remember Kramer in the last episode.
      Their plane starts to go down to crash, and while everyone screaming in horror, kramer says "Take me! Take me! I'm ready"
  34. Kadmiel
    favorite episode was definatly the soup nazi that was priceless ROFL>>

    Kad

    kadmiel-elsalvador.blogspot.com/
  35. chacham100
    The soup Nazi!
    1. DavidLemberg
      The Soup Nazi was one of the best! "No soup for you!" :-)
  36. DavidLemberg
    The two-parter when Kramer went to L.A. to become an actor and was the main suspect in Hollywood murders!
  37. cranelegs
    mr marbles, the cigar store indian, serendity now, the opposite george, the frogger caper, puddy sittin at the phone, maestro, if the bra fits you must acquitt, elaine's nipple, the tv guide collection, you want a piece of me, the mango, puffy short, the van buren boys, kennedy's golf clubs, yada yada yada, any of kramers friends.

    this could go on forever!
  38. jadeflower
    "We're not men"
    "Rusty"
  39. ophase
    Hey i found the episode (Muffin tops) in which Jerry shaves his chest just bcs her girlfriend doesn't like hairy men.
    And Kramer warns Jerry
    "Don't do it! they'll grow stronger than before"
    jerry: "How do you know?"
    Kramer: "Look at mine!" and opens his chest

    I updated my top 10 bcs of this episode... take a look at it
    kudai.bloggum.com/yazi/top-10-seinfeld-episodes.html

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